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Kakapo
03/13/23 5:04:32 AM
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They can never find the red light district.



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boxoto
03/13/23 5:19:23 AM
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I don't understand, so I feel left out, and now I'm angry

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ZevLoveDOOM
03/13/23 5:22:32 AM
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wut...
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MarkingMark
03/13/23 5:23:56 AM
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boxoto posted...
I don't understand, so I feel left out, and now I'm angry

Ants are colorblind
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boxoto
03/13/23 5:26:17 AM
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the explanation makes me even angrier

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VampireCoyote
03/13/23 5:27:06 AM
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most ants actually never have sex in their lives due to their anime addiction

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rexcrk
03/13/23 5:27:49 AM
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Why ants? Why not a different colorblind creature?


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Touch
03/13/23 5:28:31 AM
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MarkingMark posted...
Ants are colorblind
Idk why I thought it's because there's no red light because they're always working or something this joke has me feeling dumb dumb

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DKBananaSlamma
03/13/23 5:51:04 AM
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Can ants not see color or something? >_>

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R1masher
03/13/23 6:33:37 AM
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Do they even have wieners?

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theAteam
03/13/23 6:36:41 AM
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What is this some kind of joke for ants

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VampireCoyote
03/13/23 6:37:15 AM
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R1masher posted...
Do they even have wieners?

lmao

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Kakapo
03/13/23 6:57:14 AM
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boxoto posted...
I don't understand, so I feel left out, and now I'm angry
So are ants, why do you think they bite?

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SomeLikeItHoth
03/13/23 7:00:30 AM
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theAteam posted...
What is this some kind of joke for ants
How can they get into the red light district if they cant even see inside the building

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Kakapo
03/13/23 7:06:28 AM
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...
How can they get into the red light district if they cant even see inside the building
Its a red light district for ants. Except it isnt.

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averagejoel
03/13/23 7:18:44 AM
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theAteam posted...
What is this some kind of joke for ants
it should have been at least three times as funny

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Kakapo
03/13/23 7:23:19 AM
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averagejoel posted...
it should have been at least three times as funny
Please leave my topic

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ZevLoveDOOM
03/13/23 7:30:22 AM
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i thought it's because they got antsy just thinking about it.

i'll see myself out...
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The_Korey
03/13/23 7:32:08 AM
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Should have used dogs. They're better known for being kolor blind and definitely have weiners.

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Irony
03/13/23 7:34:23 AM
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Aren't queens basically just dumpsters for sperm?

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manhookcardoor
03/13/23 7:40:09 AM
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oh snap!

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itachi15243
03/13/23 7:41:38 AM
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This is ehat googling that to see if it had a better answer/entire joke got me:

Ants, drugs and prostitutes
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This Motel has a drive through check-in. But that's not all. It comes with a menu of shifty characters and a room scented with Crack smoke. The McDonald's next door drive-thru is open all night which is convenient if you have a car. Don't leave pet food on the floor because by morning the ants will be all over it.

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Kakapo
03/13/23 7:43:09 AM
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itachi15243 posted...
This is ehat googling that to see if it had a better answer/entire joke got me:

Ants, drugs and prostitutes
Review of *Retracted*
Reviewed *Retracted* via mobile
This Motel has a drive through check-in. But that's not all. It comes with a menu of shifty characters and a room scented with Crack smoke. The McDonald's next door drive-thru is open all night which is convenient if you have a car. Don't leave pet food on the floor because by morning the ants will be all over it.
Youre overthinking things

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cjsdowg
03/13/23 8:02:14 AM
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Ants are hard of seeing in general . I don't know about colors . But most of their sight comes from their antennae.

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averagejoel
03/13/23 9:13:35 AM
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Kakapo posted...
Please leave my topic
no thank you

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