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Slayer_22 03/13/23 8:55:35 AM #1:	I had another dream, or, well, you could call it a fantasy if you'd like, about SBAllen. I was at a restaurant in Long Island - me and some family - wed accidentally been given SBAllen's table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says Im so sorry, but wed like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and well gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal youd like while youre in town. My sister and cousin were both like Yeah thats cool. and I kind of played the asshole a bit. Im sorry, I just dont understand. Weve been here for 15 minutes - weve just ordered. Cant we finish our meal here? Then out of nowhere SB MOTHERFUCKING Allen himself shows up next to the manager and says Paul(he looked more like a Jacob) these guys can finish. Well be at the bar. I got some time. And I (being a big GameFAQs fan) said Oh wow, woah, uhm... I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table. Allen was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Allen and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents. I woke up shortly after the concussion I got in a wheelchair, they explained my brain got mashed around my head like a ping pong ball in a washing machine. But it was worth it. Just make sure to avoid large ravines while paragliding. Doesn't really work out well. --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE <cite>Slayer_22 posted [p:972140375] in SBAllen is... [t:80377735]...</cite> <quote>I had another dream, or, well, you could call it a fantasy if you'd like, about SBAllen.I was at a restaurant in Long Island - me and some family - wed accidentally been given SBAllen's table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says Im so sorry, but wed like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and well gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal youd like while youre in town. My sister and cousin were both like Yeah thats cool. and I kind of played the asshole a bit. Im sorry, I just dont understand. Weve been here for 15 minutes - weve just ordered. Cant we finish our meal here? Then out of nowhere SB MOTHERFUCKING Allen himself shows up next to the manager and says Paul(he looked more like a Jacob) these guys can finish. Well be at the bar. I got some time. And I (being a big GameFAQs fan) said Oh wow, woah, uhm... I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table. Allen was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Allen and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.I woke up shortly after the concussion I got in a wheelchair, they explained my brain got mashed around my head like a ping pong ball in a washing machine. But it was worth it. Just make sure to avoid large ravines while paragliding. Doesn't really work out well.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Slayer_22 03/13/23 1:35:07 PM #2:	Bump. --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE <cite>Slayer_22 posted [p:972145183] in SBAllen is... [t:80377735]...</cite> <quote>Bump.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RISEofCHRISTIAN 03/13/23 1:38:40 PM #3:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/9/0/AAfMaiAAERiG.jpg --- Trump 2024 #magaa <cite>RISEofCHRISTIAN posted [p:972145243] in SBAllen is... [t:80377735]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/9/0/AAfMaiAAERiG.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 03/13/23 1:54:46 PM #4:	@SBAllen please don't let this love go unrequited --- https://i.imgur.com/PpxZDof.png \| https://i.imgur.com/xMGLcGE.png https://i.imgur.com/nsBw6Sy.png \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:972145525] in SBAllen is... [t:80377735]...</cite> <quote>@SBAllen please don't let this love go unrequited </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 03/13/23 1:56:18 PM #5:	You might need a break, friend. --- Is this reverse psychology? And if I ask, will you lie to me? <cite>Cocytus posted [p:972145548] in SBAllen is... [t:80377735]...</cite> <quote>You might need a break, friend.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NordicValkyria 03/13/23 1:56:56 PM #6:	Now do Dtoast! <cite>NordicValkyria posted [p:972145557] in SBAllen is... [t:80377735]...</cite> <quote>Now do Dtoast!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Slayer_22 03/13/23 1:58:43 PM #7:	NordicValkyria posted... Now do Dtoast! D and I have yet to meet in one of my dream-fantasies. What dream-fantasy Allen and I have is special! --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE <cite>Slayer_22 posted [p:972145579] in SBAllen is... [t:80377735]...</cite> <quote>NordicValkyria posted... </cite><quote>Now do Dtoast!</quote>D and I have yet to meet in one of my dream-fantasies.What dream-fantasy Allen and I have is special!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Slayer_22 03/16/23 4:36:35 AM #8:	Bump. --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE <cite>Slayer_22 posted [p:972205351] in SBAllen is... [t:80377735]...</cite> <quote>Bump.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Slayer_22 03/16/23 10:25:33 AM #9:	Slayer_22 posted... Bump. --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE <cite>Slayer_22 posted [p:972208782] in SBAllen is... [t:80377735]...</cite> <quote>Slayer_22 posted... </cite><quote>Bump.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Homeless_Waifu 03/17/23 5:47:03 AM #10:	Op never got noticed by their sempai --- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat <cite>Homeless_Waifu posted [p:972227754] in SBAllen is... [t:80377735]...</cite> <quote>Op never got noticed by their sempai</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Slayer_22 03/17/23 9:37:20 AM #11:	Homeless_Waifu posted... Op never got noticed by their sempai Y-yes I did! B-baka! --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE <cite>Slayer_22 posted [p:972230068] in SBAllen is... [t:80377735]...</cite> <quote>Homeless_Waifu posted... </cite><quote>Op never got noticed by their sempai</quote>Y-yes I did! B-baka!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MaxEffingBemis 03/17/23 9:47:41 AM #12:	I love this copypasta --- She took pity on me, horizontally, but most likely because of my band <cite>MaxEffingBemis posted [p:972230231] in SBAllen is... [t:80377735]...</cite> <quote>I love this copypasta</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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