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lww99
03/17/23 9:40:48 AM
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https://fb.watch/jk9E9iLtjV/?mibextid=tejx2t

sorry for the fb link.

ive been drinking this shit for years

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meestermj
03/17/23 9:45:09 AM
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The powder wouldn't surprise me. Many many powders are flammable.

The liquid wouldn't surprise me too much either considering how much oil is in it.

I prefer International Delight brand when I rarely use creamer.

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Disengaged
03/17/23 9:46:48 AM
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Oh yeah.

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bigblu89
03/17/23 9:47:42 AM
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It's made out of vegetable oil.

Oil is flammable.

How is this something people are just discovering now?

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FaultyCircuitry
03/17/23 9:49:27 AM
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Plenty of things we use day to day are flammable.

Doesn't mean we should stop using them.

Shit like this just shows a failure to think critically about anything.

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Alteres
03/17/23 9:49:58 AM
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The powder was used on mythbusters for some impressive flame towers.

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R1masher
03/17/23 9:50:39 AM
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Saw on one of those survivalist shows a frito can be used like a candle

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lww99
03/17/23 9:55:34 AM
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FaultyCircuitry posted...
Plenty of things we use day to day are flammable.

Doesn't mean we should stop using them.

Shit like this just shows a failure to think critically about anything.

lmfao yeah Im smooth brained because I didnt know that my coffee creamer would go up in flames

fuck outta here


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bigblu89
03/17/23 9:57:20 AM
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lww99 posted...
lmfao yeah Im smooth brained because I didnt know that my coffee creamer would go up in flames

fuck outta here

No, you're smooth brained for not knowing that an oil based product would be flammable.


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YugiNoob
03/17/23 9:57:40 AM
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The powder they tossed on the fire in Are You Afraid of the Dark was a non-dairy creamer lol

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bluezero
03/17/23 9:58:15 AM
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There is no dairy in coffee creamers. Another reason I avoid them.

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lww99
03/17/23 9:58:24 AM
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Last I checked, oil isnt typically in a powder form


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bigblu89
03/17/23 10:05:13 AM
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lww99 posted...
Last I checked, oil isnt typically in a powder form

You're trolling, right? It's not 100% oil.

"This rag was soaked in oil and then dried. I didn't think it would be flammable. The rag was dry!"

Cmon, dude.

It's literally the 2nd ingredient.

Ingredients
CORN SYRUP SOLIDS, HYDROGENATED VEGETABLE OIL (COCONUT AND/OR PALM KERNEL AND/OR SOYBEAN), SODIUM CASEINATE (A MILK DERIVATIVE)**, 2% OR LESS OF DIPOTASSIUM PHOSPHATE, SODIUM ALUMINOSILICATE, MONO- AND DIGLYCERIDES, ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, ANNATTO COLOR.


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GeraldDarko
03/17/23 10:07:54 AM
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bigblu89 posted...
It's made out of vegetable oil.

Oil is flammable.

How is this something people are just discovering now?
I was unaware coffee creamer was made from vegetable oil, I don't think that's common knowledge. Oil being flammable is common knowledge.

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GeraldDarko
03/17/23 10:08:50 AM
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bigblu89 posted...
You're trolling, right? It's not 100% oil.

"This rag was soaked in oil and then dried. I didn't think it would be flammable. The rag was dry!"

Cmon, dude.

It's literally the 2nd ingredient.

Ingredients
CORN SYRUP SOLIDS, HYDROGENATED VEGETABLE OIL (COCONUT AND/OR PALM KERNEL AND/OR SOYBEAN), SODIUM CASEINATE (A MILK DERIVATIVE)**, 2% OR LESS OF DIPOTASSIUM PHOSPHATE, SODIUM ALUMINOSILICATE, MONO- AND DIGLYCERIDES, ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, ANNATTO COLOR.
Bro, your such a chach.
What's it like to be so wise?

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bigblu89
03/17/23 10:11:01 AM
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GeraldDarko posted...
I was unaware coffee creamer was made from vegetable oil, I don't think that's common knowledge. Oil being flammable is common knowledge.

That basically all it is. Corn Syrup and Oil.

It's not good stuff.

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bigblu89
03/17/23 10:11:31 AM
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GeraldDarko posted...
Bro, your such a chach.
What's it like to be so wise?

Not wise. I just know how to read.

"Wow. Creamer is flammable. I wonder why?"

*Reads ingredients. Sees 2nd ingredient is literally OIL*

"Oh. Makes sense."

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lww99
03/17/23 10:16:08 AM
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GeraldDarko posted...
I was unaware coffee creamer was made from vegetable oil, I don't think that's common knowledge. Oil being flammable is common knowledge.


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LeCh0nk
03/17/23 10:17:31 AM
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GeraldDarko posted...
I was unaware coffee creamer was made from vegetable oil, I don't think that's common knowledge. Oil being flammable is common knowledge.


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bigblu89
03/17/23 10:23:09 AM
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lww99 posted...
GeraldDarko posted...
I was unaware coffee creamer was made from vegetable oil, I don't think that's common knowledge. Oil being flammable is common knowledge.

That's all well and good. But saying something akin to "I didn't know oil could be in a dry goods product" makes me question what you consider "common knowledge".


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TetsuoS2
03/17/23 10:27:15 AM
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flour is also flammable and can cause explosions, dude. Just because something can be inflamed doesn't mean you can't eat it.

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lww99
03/17/23 10:27:46 AM
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See I didnt know flour was flammable either tbh

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A_Good_Boy
03/17/23 10:29:46 AM
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lww99 posted...
See I didnt know flour was flammable either tbh
Half the shit that's used to cook with is flammable. A food product being flammable isn't a huge deal.

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bluezero
03/17/23 10:31:10 AM
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bigblu89 posted...
That's all well and good. But saying something akin to "I didn't know oil could be in a dry goods product" makes me question what you consider "common knowledge".

bigblu89 posted...
It takes zero effort to be a good person.
Hmmm...

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Kakapo
03/17/23 10:32:11 AM
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ITT, people yell at each other about the flammability of coffee creamers.

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Questionmarktarius
03/17/23 10:32:20 AM
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meestermj posted...
The powder wouldn't surprise me. Many many powders are flammable.
This.
Powdered anything is likely to be flammable, if it doesn't spontaneously combust on its own when exposed to air.
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0026065716000746
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TetsuoS2
03/17/23 10:34:47 AM
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in any case tc, dont worry about it, unless you've been storing it somewhere weird.

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bigblu89
03/17/23 10:35:31 AM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
Half the shit that's used to cook with is flammable. A food product being flammable isn't a huge deal.

Fine powders can be extremely dangerous. Not just oil based ones.

Flour, Sugar. Any organic material can burn. Anything that's powdered and suspended in the air has far more surface area exposed to oxygen per unit weight, which can easily cause an explosion. The grains are so tiny that they burn instantly, lighting other grains near it and causing the flame front to flash through the dust cloud with force.

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Questionmarktarius
03/17/23 10:35:47 AM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
Half the shit that's used to cook with is flammable. A food product being flammable isn't a huge deal.
Doritos make a decent fire-starter, in a pinch.
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Hornswoggled
03/17/23 10:35:50 AM
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I drink it black, so I'm in no danger of getting exploded.
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RISEofCHRISTIAN
03/17/23 10:36:11 AM
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So this means if I drink it, I'm flammable??

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bigblu89
03/17/23 10:36:13 AM
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bluezero posted...
Hmmm...

Good people educate. Like I am doing in this thread.

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bluezero
03/17/23 10:37:08 AM
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bigblu89 posted...
Good people educate. Like I am doing in this thread.
Educate while being condescending. Such a hero.

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Questionmarktarius
03/17/23 10:37:49 AM
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Hornswoggled posted...
I drink it black, so I'm in no danger of getting exploded.
Coffee itself is flammable.

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bigblu89
03/17/23 10:39:31 AM
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bluezero posted...
Educate while being condescending. Such a hero.

We all have our crosses. At least 3 people said they didn't know that powder based materials were flammable. Thanks to me, they now do.

So I feel like I did some good today. And it isn't even noon!

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GeraldDarko
03/17/23 10:42:28 AM
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bigblu89 posted...
Not wise. I just know how to read.

"Wow. Creamer is flammable. I wonder why?"

*Reads ingredients. Sees 2nd ingredient is literally OIL*

"Oh. Makes sense."
If you're gonna do that, I assure you, there are things just like this you are unaware of. Mellow.

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Questionmarktarius
03/17/23 10:43:57 AM
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Powdered milk is also flammable (and an explosion hazard), and it utterly reeks when burned.
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bigblu89
03/17/23 10:48:02 AM
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GeraldDarko posted...
If you're gonna do that, I assure you, there are things just like this you are unaware of. Mellow.
Possibly. Actually definitely.

I wouldn't promote that lack of knowledge on a message board though. I'd seek out the knowledge.

I also wouldn't ingest something without reading the ingredients. But that's a different subject.


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MC_BatCommander
03/17/23 10:48:48 AM
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Typically I will assume anything powdery is flammable. When you have lots of small particles in the air mixed with fire you're gonna have a bad time.

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Questionmarktarius
03/17/23 10:48:52 AM
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protip: do not catch powdered wasabi on fire.
I'm pretty sure that violates a few Geneva conventions.
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bigblu89
03/17/23 10:50:03 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Powdered milk is also flammable (and an explosion hazard), and it utterly reeks when burned.

Yeah. A lot of the manufacturing plants for these products have very similar safety regulations to factories that make gun powder.

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Master_Kazuya
03/17/23 10:50:29 AM
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bluezero posted...
There is no dairy in coffee creamers. Another reason I avoid them.

Something being flammable isn't bad. Cheerios are flammable.

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lww99
03/17/23 10:53:29 AM
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bigblu89 posted...
Possibly. Actually definitely.

I wouldn't promote that lack of knowledge on a message board though. I'd seek out the knowledge.

I also wouldn't ingest something without reading the ingredients. But that's a different subject.

that sounds exhausting.

idk I was raised by a single mom who worked too much to cook at home, so I ate a lot of fast food growing up lol.

so I guess Im used to just putting random shit in my body without knowing the actual contents.


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Letron_James
03/17/23 10:56:53 AM
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So many things are flammable lol. Anything that has oils, hydrogen, alcohol, starches, grains, powder, dust etc. Theres more stuff that can catch on fire than there are stuff that can't, even a head of broccoli can catch on fire lol

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Touch
03/17/23 10:57:10 AM
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RISEofCHRISTIAN posted...
So this means if I drink it, I'm flammable??
We're all flammable

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Questionmarktarius
03/17/23 11:01:30 AM
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Letron_James posted...
So many things are flammable lol.
The only reason water isn't flammable is because it's already been burned.
Even then, water can be burned in fluorine.
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FaultyCircuitry
03/17/23 11:17:52 AM
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lww99 posted...
lmfao yeah Im smooth brained because I didnt know that my coffee creamer would go up in flames

fuck outta here

It's not the lack of knowledge but the kneejerk "what1!? I'm putting flammable stuff *in my food and drink*" nonsense


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