Current Events > I wanted to make a joke about broken scissors

(+) Yeah! (+)

But then I realized it wouldn't make the cut.

Throws a tomato

the shear audacity of such humor

I wanted to make a joke about vacuums
But then I realized it sucked.

It wouldn't make what cut? Did you have a list planned or what?

I wanted to make a joke about radiation, but it decayed.

I wanted to make a joke about beds
...Actually, I still might... lemme sleep on it.

I wanted to make a joke about walking in the snow
But then I got cold feet.

I never tell dad jokes.

I've never even met him.

I wanted to make a joke about clocks
But then I realized it wasn't a good time.

Got jumped by six dwarves.

Not happy.

I wanted to make a joke about tarot readings
But then I realized it wasn't in the cards.

I wanted to make a joke about dicks
But it was too hard

I wanted to make a joke about procrastinating but I think I'll do it a little later.

I wanted to make a joke about blackjack
But then I realized it was a bust.

blistr posted...

I wanted to make a joke about procrastinating but I think I'll do it a little later.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/6/AAZ4uYAAESqi.jpg

I wanted to make a joke about the letter I was writing, but I was coming up on my period and had to run to the bathroom.

I wanted to make a race joke
but then I realized black guys wouldnt like it

an I doing this right

I wanted to make a joke about nihilism
But then I realized it would be meaningless.

I wanted to make a joke about roofs
But then I realized it would go over people's heads.

Alrighty I think that's all I got. For now at least. See what happens when I get bored between 3 and 5 AM?

Don't worry, I'll be here all week. And next week. And for the rest of the foreseeable future because what else do I have going on in my life? Not the next ~12 hours though, because I need to sleep.

I wanted to make a joke about sewer clowns, but I figured most people wouldn't understand It.

I wanted to make a joke about indecision, but really, I'm just not sure.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/7/4/AAABqgAAESrS.jpg

JeDDyD posted...

Got jumped by six dwarves.

Not happy.

I thought this was a Soft Cell/New Zealand joke at first.

I wanted to make a Michael Jackson joke, but it was too off the wall.

I wanted to make a joke about carpet but that's beneath me.

I wanted to make a joke about pizzas
But then I realized it needed more time in the oven.

MarbyIsBack posted...

I wanted to make a joke about pizzas
But then I realized it needed more time in the oven.

I had a joke about pizzas as well but it was too cheesy

I tried to make a circumcision joke but it didn't work.

Any tips?