Current Events > Old Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2

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HylianFox
04/16/23 9:52:12 AM
#152:


"Kid, you just saved Itchy and Scratchy!"

"Please sign these forms indicating that you did not save Itchy and Scratchy."

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Euripides
04/16/23 9:57:30 AM
#153:


In your face, space coyote!

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Notti
04/16/23 10:09:42 AM
#154:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/4/AAABTgAAEY0Q.jpg

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IfGodCouldDie
04/16/23 10:29:15 AM
#155:


Remixed simpsons meme will always be my favorite

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WilliamPorygon
04/16/23 4:43:17 PM
#156:


Oh, what a day. Maybe the headlines will cheer me up.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/8/AABGtnAAEY4O.jpg

THAT'S OPINION, NOT NEWS!

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HylianFox
04/18/23 2:19:38 PM
#157:


ONE VOTE FOR MCCAIN

"No, I want to vote for Obama"

TWO VOTES FOR MCCAIN

"Huh?"

THREE VOTES FOR PRESIDENT MCCAIN

(seriously, I hope Faux News loses against Dominion in the most epic way possible)

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YugiNoob
04/18/23 11:01:57 PM
#158:


HylianFox posted...
ONE VOTE FOR MCCAIN

"No, I want to vote for Obama"

TWO VOTES FOR MCCAIN

"Huh?"

THREE VOTES FOR PRESIDENT MCCAIN

(seriously, I hope Faux News loses against Dominion in the most epic way possible)
Hey, I only meant one of those votes for McCain!

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GGuirao13
04/19/23 2:43:13 AM
#159:


masterpug53 posted...
"Homer, there's...no easy way to say this: we're going to have to cut off both of your arms."
"They'll grow back, right?"
"Uhh...sure."
"Phew!"
Homer, are you just holding onto the cans?

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WilliamPorygon
04/19/23 12:22:35 PM
#160:


To alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems.

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HylianFox
04/19/23 1:16:22 PM
#161:


"Now now, leave the money out of this. It's not the money's fault you cheated."

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masterpug53
04/19/23 1:20:20 PM
#162:


"Gah, fedda-gedda-beredda!!"
"Homer, what is it? Slow down."
"Ya...gadda...ferda...redda...arra!!"
"Think before you say each word."
"You broke a promise to your child!"

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YugiNoob
04/20/23 1:54:11 AM
#163:


Marge: I'll just have a cup of coffee.
Bartender: Beer it is.
Marge: No, I said coffee.
Bartender: Beer?
Marge: COFF-EE
Bartender: BE-ER
Marge: C...o...
Bartender: B...e...

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HylianFox
04/20/23 2:03:33 AM
#164:


YugiNoob posted...
Marge: I'll just have a cup of coffee.
Bartender: Beer it is.
Marge: No, I said coffee.
Bartender: Beer?
Marge: COFF-EE
Bartender: BE-ER
Marge: C...o...
Bartender: B...e...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RezOh7pSzxc

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WilliamPorygon
04/20/23 2:13:50 AM
#165:


Hello, Smithers. You're quite good at turning me on!

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WilliamPorygon
04/20/23 10:27:32 PM
#166:


"Uh, excuse me."
"Yeeeeesss?"
"Do you have a table for the mayor?"
"YeeEEEess!"
"Why do you talk that way?"
"I had a strOOOOke!"

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Trevor_Belmont
04/21/23 1:08:18 AM
#167:


Trab pu kip.
Trab pu kip.

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ironman2009
04/21/23 1:12:25 AM
#168:


i was saying boo urns

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gmanthebest
04/21/23 2:11:41 AM
#169:


Yvan eht nioj

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008Zulu
04/21/23 2:15:57 AM
#170:


Bart: Alright! Here comes the implosion!
Demolitionist: "Implosion"?!

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masterpug53
04/21/23 9:43:23 AM
#171:


"Homer, don't take this personally, but I've obtained a court order to prevent you from planning this wedding."
"Hmm, hmm...welp, these seem to be in order, I'll be out back in the hammock."

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Powdered_Toast
04/21/23 2:20:07 PM
#172:


This is great! And all I've done is enter my name. Thrillhouse!

WELCOME
THRILLHO

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mullettron
04/21/23 11:50:39 PM
#173:


"Ms. Simpson, do you find something funny about the word tromboner?"
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__aCEr__
04/21/23 11:57:56 PM
#174:


Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?

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Euripides
04/22/23 8:19:28 AM
#175:


"I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpanzee"

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HylianFox
04/22/23 4:41:47 PM
#176:


008Zulu posted...
Bart: Alright! Here comes the implosion!
Demolitionist: "Implosion"?!

"HOCKEYPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!"

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/7/AAN5R1AAEaHR.jpg

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IfGodCouldDie
04/22/23 7:42:10 PM
#177:


"Its 9 o'clock do you know where you children are?"

"I already told you no, stop asking"

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WilliamPorygon
04/22/23 7:54:22 PM
#178:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
"Its 9 o'clock do you know where you children are?"

"I already told you no, stop asking"

Where is Bart, anyway? His dinner is getting all cold and eaten. *starts eating Bart's dinner*

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HylianFox
04/23/23 7:24:34 PM
#180:


"Well, I'll tell you something that's not so funny: right now Superintendent Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl!"

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masterpug53
04/24/23 9:41:16 AM
#181:


HylianFox posted...
"Well, I'll tell you something that's not so funny: right now Superintendent Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl!"

This scene would make a good meme / copypasta for CE's resident chuds getting suspended / banned.

"Oh you think this suspension / banning is a laugh riot, do you? Well I'll tell you something that's not so funny: right now [insert user] is in the Discord crying like a little girl!"
*everyone laughs*
"I guess it is a little funny..."

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Notti
04/24/23 1:15:14 PM
#182:


masterpug53 posted...
This scene would make a good meme / copypasta for CE's resident chuds getting suspended / banned.

"Oh you think this suspension / banning is a laugh riot, do you? Well I'll tell you something that's not so funny: right now [insert user] is in the Discord crying like a little girl!"
*everyone laughs*
"I guess it is a little funny..."

Or vomiting all over himself. No one wants that.

https://youtu.be/vBC_eELIR7I

(queen takes bishop, scene)

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HylianFox
04/24/23 2:38:56 PM
#183:


"I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what is it is weird and scary to me. And it'll happen to you!"

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Trevor_Belmont
04/24/23 6:22:35 PM
#184:


Why must life be so hard? Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry?


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WilliamPorygon
04/24/23 6:45:58 PM
#185:


*couples are doing trust falls*

"Do I have to do this?"

"No, even if your husband were here I wouldn't recommend it. Marge, as a trained marriage counselor, this is the first instance where I've ever told one partner that they were 100% right: It's all his fault. And I'm willing to put that on a certificate you can frame!"

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WilliamPorygon
04/24/23 10:36:35 PM
#186:


Toreador-oh, don't spit on the floor
Please use the cuspidor
That's what it's for

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_____Cait
04/24/23 10:42:12 PM
#187:


Bart, look, its Lisa. And shes dressed like Blossom!

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Billyionaire
04/24/23 11:01:44 PM
#188:


See all that stuff in there, Homer? That's why your robot didn't work.

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HylianFox
04/24/23 11:23:44 PM
#189:


Billyionaire posted...
See all that stuff in there, Homer? That's why your robot didn't work.

"Why can't we just give Grandpa that artificial kidney I made?"

"Oh Homer, that was just a beer can with a whistle glued to it."

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YugiNoob
04/25/23 2:00:03 AM
#190:


Now why do they call this a "Urine Monkey". Ah-ooooohhh... I just found out.

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Euripides
04/25/23 3:19:23 PM
#191:


"Walt Whitman?

I....hate....you...Walt....frigging.....Whitman!

Leave of Grass my ass!"

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masterpug53
04/25/23 3:21:25 PM
#192:


This elevator only goes to the basement. And someone made an awwwwwful mess down there!

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HylianFox
04/25/23 3:29:52 PM
#193:


RIP
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/1/4/AAN5R1AAEaq2.jpg

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WilliamPorygon
04/27/23 2:42:01 AM
#194:


Moe's Tavern.

Hold on, I'll check.

Hey everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt!

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Foppe
04/27/23 2:44:19 AM
#195:


They have the Internet on computers, now?"

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masterpug53
04/27/23 9:26:11 AM
#196:


Foppe posted...
They have the Internet on computers, now?"

"Internet, eh?"

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IfGodCouldDie
04/27/23 1:15:57 PM
#197:


masterpug53 posted...
"Internet, eh?"
Buy him out boys!

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HylianFox
04/27/23 1:22:12 PM
#198:


COMPU-GLOBAL-HYPER-MEGANET

"Internet King? Perhaps he could provide me with faster nudity..."

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creativerealms
04/27/23 1:23:01 PM
#199:


Stupid sexy Flanders.


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HylianFox
04/27/23 1:47:34 PM
#200:


"pfft, the internet? That thing still around?"

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doshindude
04/27/23 1:54:48 PM
#201:


"I'm the peef of cholice! I mean, I'm the beef with no cheese!"

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/f917b118-0463-44fe-b429-3bfa6595a643

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