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Ryven
03/31/23 11:58:12 AM
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All of these are legit names:

Akron RubberDucks
Amarillo Sod Poodles
Asheville Tourists
Biloxi Shuckers
Binghamton Rumble Ponies
Bowling Green Hot Rods
Cedar Rapids Kernels
Down East Wood Ducks
Hartford Yard Goats
Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp
Lakeland Flying Tigers
Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs
Montgomery Biscuits
Omaha Storm Chasers
Rancho Cucamonga Quakes
Rocket City Trash Pandas
Scranton/Wilkes Barre Railriders
Sugar Land Space Cowboys
Tampa Tarpons
Toledo Mud Hens
Witchita Wind Surge
Wisconsin Timbler Rattlers

Those are just some of them. The logos are pretty funny too.

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Irony
03/31/23 11:58:30 AM
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Cleveland Steamers

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JlM
03/31/23 11:59:51 AM
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Ryven posted...
Tampa Tarpons

Had to read that one twice...

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Jagr_68
03/31/23 12:01:06 PM
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Tamba Pay Tampons

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brestugo
03/31/23 12:41:07 PM
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I go to about 10 Quakes games a year. Minor league baseball is good fun.

I once found myself in Montgomery, Alabama (!!!) where the local team is called the 'Biscuits'.

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SimulationSwarm
03/31/23 12:41:48 PM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
03/31/23 12:44:36 PM
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My local AA one is the Harrisburg Senators. Generic AF.

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K181
03/31/23 12:47:57 PM
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The problem is that a lot of those names are blatant marketing stunts to try to get people online to buy their gear, but they replaced more established names that local fans were attached to. So yes, they all got revenue boosts from people that werent going to their games, but at the expense of alienating the locals that reliably fill the seats otherwise. It was a really annoying 2010s trend to chase money.

Note, not all. Mud Hens, IronPigs, Tourists, and some others are old and established names.

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brestugo
03/31/23 12:55:43 PM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
My local AA one is the Harrisburg Senators. Generic AF.
Makes sense for a capital city though.

A name like "Bribes" or "Crooks" might ruffle a few feathers.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/0/2/AAcJoVAAEVlq.jpg

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Ryven
03/31/23 5:35:56 PM
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K181 posted...
The problem is that a lot of those names are blatant marketing stunts to try to get people online to buy their gear, but they replaced more established names that local fans were attached to. So yes, they all got revenue boosts from people that werent going to their games, but at the expense of alienating the locals that reliably fill the seats otherwise. It was a really annoying 2010s trend to chase money.

Note, not all. Mud Hens, IronPigs, Tourists, and some others are old and established names.


Tourists is a weird name though. Isn't that basically saying the home team.....isn't the home team? Lol

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bigtiggie23
03/31/23 5:45:34 PM
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Locally we have the Reno Aces, which fits in with the gambling theme of the city and allows them to market what they as Aceball instead of baseball.

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