Current Events > Just once, I wish a girl would propose to me.

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Is that so much to ask for?

Yeah tbh. You sound very unbreedable. Are you submissive...what am I saying, yes you are.

Just do what I did to get my fiancee to propose.
Step one, get a ring in a box
Step two, hang out with her in a living room or eat at a fancy restaurant or whatever
Step three, "fumble" pulling it out of your pocket and fling it in such a way that to grab it they'd have to get on their knees near you
Step four, when they hand you the box you open it and say "yes, yes, a thousand times yes!"
Or don't, I'm not you

Wouldn't surprise me if you could find someone willing to do it for a fee

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You know it!