Poll of the Day > The truth about me and schmen

(+) Yeah! (+)

Also, the story of how I became a felon!
The simple answer to how it all went wrong was infidelity.

The whole thing is just so shameful it makes me sick. I spent more than half of my life with this man. We have a kid. We built a life. And to throw it all away like that is just stupid.
My health is failing. Im mean, and Im bitter, and all of it may be justified or not, but a promise is a promise, right? So long as you are still together, cheating is cheating right? Its not really an excuse. Or at least not a good one.

I can be very cruel. Its not like I ever hit anyone, but its also not like that made everything okay. Schmen could take it. As far as I could tell he got off on it. Some guys just like mean bitches who constantly berate them, but knowing deep down that they really care about you. I think the weebs call it tsundere? Yeah. I am tsundere.

I think Rein is where he drew the line, and rightly so. Thats where things changed. Its not like it started this way. When she was young, I was good to her. God knows I never WANTED to constantly lash out at everyone. I remember when I got to be an able bodied, budding young lady. Frankly Im fucking jealous of her. Despite having more than most people, I think Im jealous of everyone.

Like, she tells me how she really likes how a swimsuit makes her look, and rather than agreeing and complimenting her, I tell her maybe it doesnt look as good as you think.

That devastated look she gave me will live with me forever.

Reins new tutor was a hot, tight, twenty-something-looking, woman. Schmen smiles when she comes into the room, and he is always finding stupid excuses for physical contact, and she giggles and shit, and Im expected to just not notice and do nothing about it? Idiot used to tell me all the time how devoted he was and now hes just silent most of the time around me. Even my daughter likes her better than me.

SO, I started looking for a new physical therapist, and you know goddamn well I went for another big dumb gorilla because hnnnngh. The fucked-up part is that it doesnt seem to make him jealous. As if he was just happy that I was going to move on too. One day, shit is all obviously coming to a head. Im downstairs in the gym stretching, Rein is at her grandparents, and her tutor just conveniently forgets and shows up at the wrong house? And naturally rather than sending her to do her fucking job Schmen invites her in for a drink. Rather than tackling my new therapist and just going at it then and there to see if anything would make him care, or make him jealous (which was my original plan)

I flew into a rage. I grabbed one of my little three-pound weights and ran upstairs and just started swinging.
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, She said youre moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought Nah, forget it, Yo homes to bel air! I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby Yo homes, smell ya later!
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To sit on my throne, as the prince of bel air.

Sorry everybody. Schmen and I are soulmates, and we belong together forever. Whole thing was a load of shit. I had fun. Did you? Seems like such a rare thing for anything fun to happen anymore.

I'm not seeing a scenario in which this doesn't end up deleted, and probably me banned, so...

later nerds! Smell my ass!

Ditto

aite

Ok

0/10 no dropping on the floor and doing the dinosaur.

Nice

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/9/1/AABpcEAAEXDP.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/5/5/AAFUswAADbGv.jpg

*shocked pikachu face*

is this guy seriously still pretending to post as his wife after all these years

I just don't understand why you enjoy fantasizing about breaking up with your wife so much... not one but two stories that no one believed

https://youtu.be/RAA1xgTTw9w

Greenfox111 posted...

I just don't understand why you enjoy fantasizing about breaking up with your wife so much... not one but two stories that no one believed

dont worry, he will triple-down on this act that literally no one here buys

Jen0125 posted...

Ok

This, and man he is trying everything to try and stay relevant to the people here who demonstrably don't care.

You hate to see it.

Not really though.

Clench281 posted...

is this guy seriously still pretending to post as his wife after all these years

sadly yes

Clench281 posted...

is this guy seriously still pretending to post as his wife after all these years

One of the dumbest gimmicks this board has seen for sure

Bonus points for the lack of self-awareness in the bs preceding the opening post in this topic while simultaneously attacking IronBorn's credibility in their topic

DirtBasedSoap posted...

dont worry, he will triple-down on this act that literally no one here buys

It's really kind of sad. It feels like a cry for help.

it was almost believable until the fresh prince showed up

IronBorn had a more believable tale

Metalsonic66 posted...

IronBorn had a more believable tale

this is hilariously true

schmen went from being a dude to winning the lottery to getting some settlement claim to living in africa to living in america to living in europe to suddenly being someone else entirely to back to schmen to back to someone else to being a virtue of innocence to getting divorced to now being a felon

in the span of a year lmfao

and the only believable part is the divorce part, because who in their right mind would want to stay with that

MightBeOverSoon posted...

I'm not seeing a scenario in which this doesn't end up deleted, and probably me banned, so...

Probably not. Even GameFAQs has higher standards than this for moddable trolling, let alone any kind of significant account action. At worst, if the topic devolves into particularly uncivil discourse, it might be closed, but I don't think that's overly likely.

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Usually with a significant mod history on the same account, though. This account hasn't really seen much action yet, so they'll tend to be more lenient unless they're considering a usermap axe.

ConfusedTorchic posted...

this is hilariously true

schmen went from being a dude to winning the lottery to getting some settlement claim to living in africa to living in america to living in europe to suddenly being someone else entirely to back to schmen to back to someone else to being a virtue of innocence to getting divorced to now being a felon

in the span of a year lmfao

and the only believable part is the divorce part, because who in their right mind would want to stay with that

I thought the story was he was a PI who hit a gold mine client that paid him millions for who knows what?