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Pepys_Monster
04/08/23 1:50:48 PM
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Would you hire her?


https://www.facebook.com/reel/1407547803315671

Is this real, IYO?

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MedeaLysistrata
04/08/23 1:51:16 PM
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I worry I might get addicted to this

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Damn_Underscore
04/08/23 1:52:27 PM
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Um... I think the legal brothels in Nevada cost less than this

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Heartomaton
04/08/23 1:54:41 PM
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There's an online service website that is built around the hiring of people specifically to come to your home and cuddle with you, so this woman you've posted is faaaaaar from the only person who does it.

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Pepys_Monster
04/08/23 1:55:18 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
There's an online service website that is built around the hiring of people specifically to come to your home and cuddle with you, so this woman you've posted is faaaaaar from the only person who does it.
Interesting how you know this.

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Guns_of_Verdun
04/08/23 1:56:31 PM
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Gotta make a living some how

I do feel a little bad tho, in a way she's exploiting the desperation of her cilents

But welcome to capitalism

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Heartomaton
04/08/23 1:56:40 PM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
Interesting how you know this.

What's more interesting is that you don't.

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SSJ2GrimReaper
04/08/23 1:57:17 PM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
Interesting how you know this.
I hired heartomaton once

he's not a very good cuddler tbh

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Pepys_Monster
04/08/23 1:57:28 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
What's more interesting is that you don't.
I never felt the need to pay someone to cuddle with me.

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Heartomaton
04/08/23 2:00:08 PM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
I never felt the need to pay someone to cuddle with me.

Maybe if you did, you could unload all your bitching, moaning and crying on them instead of constantly torturing this board with it.

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ANort175
04/08/23 2:00:47 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
I hired heartomaton once

he's not a very good cuddler tbh
Did you make sure to leave them a bad review on Cuber?

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Pepys_Monster
04/08/23 2:01:41 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Maybe if you did, you could unload all your bitching, moaning and crying on them instead of torturing this board with it.
Me: I'm depressed today.
You: I better click on this topic and start trolling!

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Ivynn
04/08/23 2:02:55 PM
#13:


Gotta respect the hustle

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Heartomaton
04/08/23 2:04:32 PM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
Me: I'm depressed today.
You: I better click on this topic and start trolling!

Yeah, you're "depressed" more days than not, and nothing anyone here says is ever going to get you stop knock that shit off.

Like this isn't exactly the response you want. Fuck outta here with that.

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ssj3vegeta
04/08/23 2:04:44 PM
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i wanna be a touch therapist

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Pepys_Monster
04/08/23 2:06:31 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Yeah, you're "depressed" more days than not, and nothing anyone here says is ever going to get you stop knock that shit off.

Like this isn't exactly the response you want. Fuck outta here with that.
I'm blocking you now. You don't contribute anything of value to my topics.

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ANort175
04/08/23 2:07:40 PM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
I'm blocking you now. You don't contribute anything of value to my topics.
I'm sure they'll be absolutely devastated to see your shitty topics disappear from their topic list.

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Pepys_Monster
04/08/23 2:08:39 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
i wanna be a touch therapist
You should do it, Vegy. Most of your clients might be older divorced or widowed ladies, though.

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Deteled
04/08/23 2:09:16 PM
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The love you take is equal to the love you make - The Beatles

The best way to find people willing to be kind to you is to be kind to others, and to have acceptance for others who are different from you.
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Riev
04/08/23 5:25:02 PM
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that sounds dangerous, one of these days she's going to run into the wrong guy who isn't going to let her leave
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MrResetti
04/08/23 5:33:51 PM
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I regret clicking on that as my algorithm will be forever ruined

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Cheater87
04/08/23 5:41:42 PM
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I could do that!

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bigtiggie23
04/08/23 6:22:18 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
Um... I think the legal brothels in Nevada cost less than this

Depends. If you plan on having a good time at a brothel be ready to spend close to a grand. If you prefer a quick sex encounter to a few hours of cuddling I guess it's a better investment.

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Damn_Underscore
04/08/23 7:49:42 PM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
Depends. If you plan on having a good time at a brothel be ready to spend close to a grand. If you prefer a quick sex encounter to a few hours of cuddling I guess it's a better investment.

thank u for the info

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AbstraktProfSC2
04/08/23 7:53:45 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iButSCY2XT4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aPDpKQxnxw

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NeonTentacles
04/08/23 7:54:44 PM
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They better fuck too for a price that high. What the fuck

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AnsestralRecall
04/08/23 7:57:07 PM
#28:


facebook.com

nope
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mybbqrules
04/10/23 5:06:09 PM
#29:


"The cost varies depending on what they desire."

Translation: "I'll also fuck them if they pay me enough."

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garan
04/10/23 5:13:56 PM
#30:


Just goes to show how many men are starved for intimacy and affection.
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Mistere_Man
04/10/23 5:15:46 PM
#31:


Reminds me of the lady from Elden Ring.

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NoxObscuras
04/10/23 5:21:27 PM
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I'm not gonna lie I tried it once to see what it was like and it was surprisingly relaxing. But I paid $70. Paying $300 sounds like a massive ripoff.

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Prismsblade
04/10/23 5:25:59 PM
#33:


At that price hell no.

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DOOM-64
04/10/23 5:28:14 PM
#34:


Heartomaton posted...
Maybe if you did, you could unload all your bitching, moaning and crying on them instead of constantly torturing this board with it.

No need to call the burn unit, peppy was burned down to a crisp. We cant even use his remains for firing up the grill now

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Murphiroth
04/10/23 5:30:15 PM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
I'm blocking you now. You don't contribute anything of value to my topics.

You don't contribute anything of value to the board so they're just keeping in theme with your posting style tbqh
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The_Korey
04/10/23 5:39:12 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
They better fuck too for a price that high. What the fuck

This. No idea why platonic things kost more than plain old sex. Paying to feel loved has the flaw of you know it ain't real, where as paying for sex is... doesn't matter - had sex.

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DarthDemented
04/10/23 5:40:11 PM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
Interesting how you know this.
I think we all, if not most of us, saw that bill nye episode from his Netflix show.

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NoxObscuras
04/10/23 5:43:45 PM
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DarthDemented posted...
I think we all, if not most of us, saw that bill nye episode from his Netflix show.
I've never watched his Netflix show. But professional cuddles have been talked about in the news quite a bit over the years.

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voldothegr8
04/10/23 5:49:20 PM
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"cuddling"

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
04/10/23 5:52:31 PM
#40:


Is she hot?

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Mistere_Man
04/10/23 6:12:27 PM
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Prismsblade posted...
At that price hell no.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYurd-YY8U0

God help us if the cuddler talked like the resident evil 4 merchant!

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Big_Nabendu
04/10/23 6:18:57 PM
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Only cuddles?

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PiOverlord
04/10/23 6:27:25 PM
#43:


It's not healthy that so many people feel the need to turn to such services. Intimacy is a basic experience, for many animals, especially in our category, that is supposed to just happen naturally.

It feels wrong that for those that struggle to get that, it's locked behind a paywall that is giving a very artificial version of that.

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