Current Events > In Resident Evil Canon Albert Wesker had a son

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Guns_of_Verdun
04/12/23 6:50:38 AM
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It's hard to imagine Wesker dating and fucking a girl O_o

Hard to imagine him in the DC Douglas voice being like "Hi honey, I'm home" and hanging his giant leather jacket up.

Dude pushed away slave Jill Valetine and tht RE5 Tricell lady like they were lepers.

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viewmaster_pi
04/12/23 6:52:52 AM
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was it with excella, maybe?

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Guns_of_Verdun
04/12/23 6:54:15 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
was it with excella, maybe?
Timeine doesn't add up.

Jake was born in 1992.

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viewmaster_pi
04/12/23 6:55:06 AM
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so wesker was a deadbeat dad, lol

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Guns_of_Verdun
04/12/23 6:56:58 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
so wesker was a deadbeat dad, lol
Well to be fair he was dead beat dad

But yeah before then he was.

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viewmaster_pi
04/12/23 7:09:41 AM
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daddy, can we play catch?

"Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I can spare"

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DeepFriedSquid
04/12/23 7:13:30 AM
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"COMPLETE VAGINAL SATURATION"
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Number090684
04/12/23 7:15:10 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
so wesker was a deadbeat dad, lol

Absolutely. Not to defend Albert but his foster dad was a selfish ass who artificially made him and his siblings test subjects in some sort of Nazi eugenics project in pursuit of immortality, so while it's mostly his fault he didn't hae good role models to begin with.
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Kimbos_Egg
04/12/23 7:18:31 AM
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Number090684 posted...
Absolutely. Not to defend Albert but his dad was a selfish ass who artificially made him and his siblings in some sort of Nazi eugenics project in pursuit of immortality, so while it's mostly his fault he didn't hae good role models to begin with.

no.

he was an orphan and umbrella turned him into "wesker"

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PBusted
04/12/23 8:55:05 AM
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Guns_of_Verdun posted...
dating

Doubt he'd be doing. iirc it was a one night stand and the mother barely knew him, only had a pic or something. Kind of like Diavolo and Dio from Jojo.
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DKBananaSlamma
04/12/23 8:56:03 AM
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Vergil also fucked too.

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Smiffwilm
04/12/23 9:01:41 AM
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I could see him doing so with the intentions of having a backup for spare organs and whatnot. Just in case.

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Guns_of_Verdun
04/12/23 9:02:58 AM
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PBusted posted...
Doubt he'd be doing. iirc it was a one night stand and the mother barely knew him, only had a pic or something. Kind of like Diavolo and Dio from Jojo.
Even Wesker hitting the clubs and fucking a random slut whore in the back alley is hard to picture

Guy was infatuated with a fucking Tyrant

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ssk9716757
04/12/23 9:03:44 AM
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Complete. Vaginal. Saturation.

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kuwab0
04/12/23 9:03:58 AM
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DeepFriedSquid posted...
"COMPLETE VAGINAL SATURATION"
Seven inches, seven inches is all I can spare to play with you.

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Smiffwilm
04/12/23 9:05:15 AM
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kuwab0 posted...
Seven inches, seven inches is all I can spare to play with you.
And I bet he still shouted "CHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSS!"

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Turbam
04/12/23 9:05:24 AM
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Did you all forget?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/9/0/AANKsdAAEYBu.jpg

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Irony
04/12/23 9:06:16 AM
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It was in your best interest to assist me

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