Current Events > How does Sojiro's cafe make any money?

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BurmesePenguin
04/18/23 4:41:02 PM
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On a good day there's maybe three people there in a given time having a coffee and possibly some curry. On the day he met you he said a couple stayed there for four hours and only had a cup of coffee each.
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Noumas
04/18/23 4:43:18 PM
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Also how can he compete with Starbucks and Chipotle?
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Smiffwilm
04/18/23 4:43:40 PM
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Because Sojiro is clearly a pimp on the side.

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BurmesePenguin
04/18/23 4:44:05 PM
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Smiffwilm posted...
Because Sojiro is clearly a pimp on the side.
What unfortunate implications.
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Jagr_68
04/18/23 4:47:26 PM
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To this day that combination still makes no fucking sense if otherwise his idea was to establish a restaurant specializing exclusively in laxative-based cuisine.

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BurmesePenguin
04/18/23 4:48:35 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
To this day that combination still makes no fucking sense if otherwise his idea was to establish a restaurant specializing exclusively in laxative-based cuisine.
A flock of teenagers with underdeveloped tastebuds keep claiming it's amazing throughout the game, so I see no reason to doubt it.
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NoxObscuras
04/18/23 4:53:02 PM
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He used to work with Futaba's mother in the government. So assuming he's retired now, he's already set financially. The shop would just be a hobby in that case

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Seaman_Prime
04/18/23 4:53:29 PM
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Sojiro fucks milfs and then they pay him
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TMOG
04/18/23 4:54:19 PM
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He's not going on "dates" all the time, he's actually a gigolo.
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TomClark
04/18/23 5:03:13 PM
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Seaman_Prime posted...
Sojiro fucks milfs and then they pay him

It's what he's really doing every time he goes out to get cigarettes.

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DKBananaSlamma
04/18/23 5:08:15 PM
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Seaman_Prime posted...
Sojiro fucks milfs and then they pay him
this

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AsucaHayashi
04/18/23 5:10:32 PM
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the real question is why his "daughter" is so hot

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BurmesePenguin
04/18/23 5:11:42 PM
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AsucaHayashi posted...
the real question is why his "daughter" is so hot
She's like 7 years old.

I know the game says she's 15 or so, but nah. 7.
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CaptainStrong
04/18/23 5:12:03 PM
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It makes money from Beneath the Mask playing at night.
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Jagr_68
04/18/23 5:13:23 PM
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TMOG posted...
He's not going on "dates" all the time, he's actually a gigolo.

Instantly what I thought when he wrecklessly let Ren hold the fort that one time.

More hands = More help = More milfs = More $$$

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Phantom_Nook
04/18/23 5:13:42 PM
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The dude said right at the start that he never puts guys' numbers on his phone, what did you think he was doing?

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garan
04/18/23 5:14:04 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
He used to work with Futaba's mother in the government. So assuming he's retired now, he's already set financially. The shop would just be a hobby in that case


This is what I assumed too.
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BurmesePenguin
04/18/23 5:14:50 PM
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Phantom_Nook posted...
The dude said right at the start that he never puts guys' numbers on his phone, what did you think he was doing?
Playing tough as shit.
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YellowSUV
04/18/23 6:45:58 PM
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The game heavily implies Sojiro just likes running a coffee shop.

BurmesePenguin posted...
Playing tough as shit.

This. Sojiro at the start of the has a total "I'm a big scary man" facade to try and keep Joker in line.


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R_Jackal
04/18/23 7:11:19 PM
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It's implied he has a good pension or some other payout from his work in the government, and had done put away besides. The cafe is basically his hobby shop dream, like the people that run game hobby shops or comic shops just for themselves mostly.
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