Current Events > A Lady just gave me a ride home outta nowhere lol

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DocileOrangeCup 04/27/23 12:05:08 AM #1:	I was outside the grocery store and this lady comes up to me and says I remind her of her brother and she offers to give me a ride home so I'm like hell yea my grocery bag ripped anyway woo-hoo. So I hop in and she has a cute dog who aggressively makes out with my mask as I'm trying to talk. She was super nice and a teacher also. She was around my age I think?? She asked my pronouns when I got in which was cool. --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/tIfDfZH https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe https://tinyurl.com/Corn-420 <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:973101016] in A Lady jus... [t:80425177]...</cite> <quote>I was outside the grocery store and this lady comes up to me and says I remind her of her brother and she offers to give me a ride home so I'm like hell yea my grocery bag ripped anyway woo-hoo. So I hop in and she has a cute dog who aggressively makes out with my mask as I'm trying to talk. She was super nice and a teacher also. She was around my age I think?? She asked my pronouns when I got in which was cool. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 04/27/23 12:06:53 AM #2:	bro what if she ended up taking you to a plastic lined garage and skinned you alive. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:973101038] in A Lady jus... [t:80425177]...</cite> <quote>bro what if she ended up taking you to a plastic lined garage and skinned you alive.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gremlynn 04/27/23 12:12:56 AM #5:	i mean i'm with ya, but something about knowing an erotic experience can only be had once kinda ruins it ya know? --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:973101120] in A Lady jus... [t:80425177]...</cite> <quote>i mean i'm with ya, but something about knowing an erotic experience can only be had once kinda ruins it ya know?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 04/27/23 12:14:45 AM #6:	You wouldn't have accepted the ride if it was me. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:973101155] in A Lady jus... [t:80425177]...</cite> <quote>You wouldn't have accepted the ride if it was me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 04/27/23 12:19:05 AM #7:	--- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Gothic 2 NOTR He/Him <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:973101210] in A Lady jus... [t:80425177]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 04/27/23 12:25:48 AM #8:	did you ask HER pronouns?? --- (they/them) \| http://large.horse/ Show Icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:973101332] in A Lady jus... [t:80425177]...</cite> <quote>did you ask HER pronouns??</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokison 04/27/23 12:33:20 AM #9:	TeaMilk posted... did you ask HER pronouns?? How do you know she goes by She/her? --- Word from the wise: Don't drink the under-sink-juice. <cite>Lokison posted [p:973101460] in A Lady jus... [t:80425177]...</cite> <quote>TeaMilk posted... </cite><quote>did you ask HER pronouns??</quote>How do you know she goes by She/her?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 04/27/23 12:58:16 AM #10:	she definitely sniffed your seat after you left --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/YzjFA85.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:973101904] in A Lady jus... [t:80425177]...</cite> <quote>she definitely sniffed your seat after you left</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 04/27/23 1:28:02 AM #11:	she probably thought you were cute <cite>Zikten posted [p:973102269] in A Lady jus... [t:80425177]...</cite> <quote>she probably thought you were cute</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 04/27/23 1:38:56 AM #12:	I'm gonna need proof that this is DOC posting and not some stranger with his phone that just ate him. --- "They speak of progress, in red, white and blue. It's the structure of the future as demise comes seething through." <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:973102367] in A Lady jus... [t:80425177]...</cite> <quote>I'm gonna need proof that this is DOC posting and not some stranger with his phone that just ate him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 04/27/23 3:03:22 AM #13:	Gremlynn posted... bro what if she ended up taking you to a plastic lined garage and skinned you alive. That'd suck. [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Welcome to earth `Trickfinger` `posted`... Some people are actually nice (or something like that idk he deleted it a while ago). Yea true. I'm not used to people being this nice though... Turbam posted... You wouldn't have accepted the ride if it was me. Bro if you said "hey its me turbam from gamefaqs.gamespot.com" I would have hopped in without hesitation. Ratchetrockon posted... Y-yea TeaMilk posted... did you ask HER pronouns?? I think she told me!! Gremlynn posted... i mean i'm with ya, but something about knowing an erotic experience can only be had once kinda ruins it ya know? Y-yea --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/tIfDfZH https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe https://tinyurl.com/Corn-420 <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:973103058] in A Lady jus... [t:80425177]...</cite> <quote>Gremlynn posted... </cite><quote>bro what if she ended up taking you to a plastic lined garage and skinned you alive.</quote>That'd suck.<cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Welcome to earthTrickfinger posted...<quote>Some people are actually nice (or something like that idk he deleted it a while ago).</quote>Yea true. I'm not used to people being this nice though...Turbam posted... </cite><quote>You wouldn't have accepted the ride if it was me.</quote>Bro if you said "hey its me turbam from gamefaqs.gamespot.com" I would have hopped in without hesitation.Ratchetrockon posted... </cite><quote></quote>Y-yeaTeaMilk posted... </cite><quote>did you ask HER pronouns??</quote>I think she told me!!Gremlynn posted... </cite><quote>i mean i'm with ya, but something about knowing an erotic experience can only be had once kinda ruins it ya know?</quote>Y-yea </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 04/27/23 3:04:29 AM #14:	SSJ2GrimReaper posted... she definitely sniffed your seat after you left Dooooood whaaaaat.... No way.... Hah.... U really think so?? Zikten posted... she probably thought you were cute Hmmm I doubt it but maybe...!! MabusIncarnate posted... I'm gonna need proof that this is DOC posting and not some stranger with his phone that just ate him. Hey last time my true identity was called into question you got super PISSED. --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/tIfDfZH https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe https://tinyurl.com/Corn-420 <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:973103065] in A Lady jus... [t:80425177]...</cite> <quote>SSJ2GrimReaper posted... </cite><quote>she definitely sniffed your seat after you left</quote>Dooooood whaaaaat.... No way.... Hah.... U really think so??Zikten posted... </cite><quote>she probably thought you were cute</quote>Hmmm I doubt it but maybe...!!MabusIncarnate posted... </cite><quote>I'm gonna need proof that this is DOC posting and not some stranger with his phone that just ate him.</quote>Hey last time my true identity was called into question you got super PISSED. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 04/27/23 4:06:49 AM #15:	I barely remember that, must have been during my heavy drinkin days. --- "They speak of progress, in red, white and blue. It's the structure of the future as demise comes seething through." <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:973103449] in A Lady jus... [t:80425177]...</cite> <quote>I barely remember that, must have been during my heavy drinkin days. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere_Man 04/27/23 5:12:51 AM #16:	Now she knows where you live. Soon you will find your pet bunny in a cooking pot or something. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:973103928] in A Lady jus... [t:80425177]...</cite> <quote>Now she knows where you live. Soon you will find your pet bunny in a cooking pot or something.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 04/27/23 5:35:04 PM #17:	MabusIncarnate posted... I barely remember that, must have been during my heavy drinkin days. Yea it was when everyone thought I was @Harpie lol. You got soooo mad and unfriended me. (the ultimate offense). Mistere_Man posted... Now she knows where you live. Soon you will find your pet bunny in a cooking pot or something. To be fair, she didn't see what door I went to. --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/tIfDfZH https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe https://tinyurl.com/Corn-420 <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:973115910] in A Lady jus... [t:80425177]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite><quote>I barely remember that, must have been during my heavy drinkin days.</quote>Yea it was when everyone thought I was @Harpie lol. You got soooo mad and unfriended me. (the ultimate offense). Mistere_Man posted... </cite><quote>Now she knows where you live. Soon you will find your pet bunny in a cooking pot or something.</quote>To be fair, she didn't see what door I went to.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Homeless_Waifu 04/27/23 5:37:15 PM #18:	Turbam posted... You wouldn't have accepted the ride if it was me. You definitely wouldn't want me as a passenger --- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat <cite>Homeless_Waifu posted [p:973115970] in A Lady jus... [t:80425177]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite><quote>You wouldn't have accepted the ride if it was me.</quote>You definitely wouldn't want me as a passenger </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarcyWarcy 04/27/23 5:37:56 PM #19:	thanks for the ride lady! thank for the ride lady! thanks for the ride lady! thanks for the ride lady! --- Looks like this gamer's paradise has turned into a gamer's hell............................................... <cite>MarcyWarcy posted [p:973115981] in A Lady jus... [t:80425177]...</cite> <quote>thanks for the ride lady! thank for the ride lady! thanks for the ride lady! thanks for the ride lady!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crimsoness 04/27/23 5:40:54 PM #20:	Why aren't we friends cornman? Do you hate me? --- CrimsonAngel's alt <cite>Crimsoness posted [p:973116035] in A Lady jus... [t:80425177]...</cite> <quote>Why aren't we friends cornman? Do you hate me?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 04/27/23 5:44:17 PM #21:	Homeless_Waifu posted... You definitely wouldn't want me as a passenger You'd say baka and poop or something right MarcyWarcy posted... thanks for the ride lady! thank for the ride lady! thanks for the ride lady! thanks for the ride lady! Y-youre welcome.... Crimsoness posted... Why aren't we friends cornman? Do you hate me? Wuh??? We are friends!! We're even gamefaqs.gamespot.com friends, my friend! I don't hate u I think ur cool also. --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/tIfDfZH https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe https://tinyurl.com/Corn-420 <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:973116102] in A Lady jus... [t:80425177]...</cite> <quote>Homeless_Waifu posted... </cite><quote>You definitely wouldn't want me as a passenger</quote>You'd say baka and poop or something rightMarcyWarcy posted... </cite><quote>thanks for the ride lady! thank for the ride lady! thanks for the ride lady! thanks for the ride lady!</quote>Y-youre welcome....Crimsoness posted... </cite><quote>Why aren't we friends cornman? Do you hate me?</quote>Wuh??? We are friends!! We're even gamefaqs.gamespot.com friends, my friend! I don't hate u I think ur cool also. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 04/28/23 4:09:48 PM #22:	Bumo for today --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/tIfDfZH https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe https://tinyurl.com/Corn-420 <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:973136815] in A Lady jus... [t:80425177]...</cite> <quote>Bumo for today </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 04/28/23 4:11:38 PM #23:	DocileOrangeCup posted... I was outside the grocery store and this lady comes up to me and says I remind her of her brother and she offers to give me a ride home so I'm like hell yea my grocery bag ripped anyway woo-hoo. So I hop in and she has a cute dog who aggressively makes out with my mask as I'm trying to talk. She was super nice and a teacher also. She was around my age I think?? She asked my pronouns when I got in which was cool. Why the fuck are you wearing a mask? Halloween isnt for another six months. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:973136851] in A Lady jus... [t:80425177]...</cite> <quote>DocileOrangeCup posted... </cite><quote>I was outside the grocery store and this lady comes up to me and says I remind her of her brother and she offers to give me a ride home so I'm like hell yea my grocery bag ripped anyway woo-hoo. So I hop in and she has a cute dog who aggressively makes out with my mask as I'm trying to talk. She was super nice and a teacher also. She was around my age I think?? She asked my pronouns when I got in which was cool.</quote>Why the fuck are you wearing a mask? Halloween isnt for another six months.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 04/28/23 4:14:17 PM #24:	didn't your mamma teach you not to get in the car with strangers? in seriousness, were you even a little bit nervous that something bad might happen? --- I hope something good happens to you today Playing: Octopath Traveler 2 <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:973136905] in A Lady jus... [t:80425177]...</cite> <quote>didn't your mamma teach you not to get in the car with strangers?in seriousness, were you even a little bit nervous that something bad might happen?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MaxEffingBemis 04/28/23 4:17:10 PM #25:	Was she cute? --- She took pity on me, horizontally, but most likely because of my band <cite>MaxEffingBemis posted [p:973136959] in A Lady jus... [t:80425177]...</cite> <quote>Was she cute?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 04/28/23 4:51:33 PM #26:	divot1338 posted... Why the fuck are you wearing a mask? Halloween isnt for another six months. Well you see people get sick and sneaze on you now you are sick. Giant_Aspirin posted... didn't your mamma teach you not to get in the car with strangers? in seriousness, were you even a little bit nervous that something bad might happen? Oh yea she totally yelled at me for it lol. I know it's dumb but I didn't really FEEL like I was in danger, you know? I'm bigger than she is so I could just attack if I'm being attacked. MaxEffingBemis posted... Was she cute? Yea actually. --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/tIfDfZH https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe https://tinyurl.com/Corn-420 <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:973137667] in A Lady jus... [t:80425177]...</cite> <quote>divot1338 posted... </cite><quote>Why the fuck are you wearing a mask? Halloween isnt for another six months.</quote>Well you see people get sick and sneaze on you now you are sick.Giant_Aspirin posted... </cite><quote>didn't your mamma teach you not to get in the car with strangers?in seriousness, were you even a little bit nervous that something bad might happen?</quote>Oh yea she totally yelled at me for it lol.I know it's dumb but I didn't really FEEL like I was in danger, you know? I'm bigger than she is so I could just attack if I'm being attacked.MaxEffingBemis posted... </cite><quote>Was she cute?</quote>Yea actually. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 04/29/23 10:11:37 AM #27:	DocileOrangeCup posted... Well you see people get sick and sneaze on you now you are sick. Oh yea she totally yelled at me for it lol. I know it's dumb but I didn't really FEEL like I was in danger, you know? I'm bigger than she is so I could just attack if I'm being attacked. Yea actually. You missed your chance. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912 <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:973151853] in A Lady jus... [t:80425177]...</cite> <quote>DocileOrangeCup posted...</cite><quote>Well you see people get sick and sneaze on you now you are sick.Oh yea she totally yelled at me for it lol.I know it's dumb but I didn't really FEEL like I was in danger, you know? I'm bigger than she is so I could just attack if I'm being attacked.Yea actually. </quote>You missed your chance.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 04/29/23 2:16:11 PM #28:	You can only fuck one, this lady, or the hot middle eastern milf neighbor who called you fat. who do you choose --- (they/them) \| http://large.horse/ Show Icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:973155909] in A Lady jus... [t:80425177]...</cite> <quote>You can only fuck one, this lady, or the hot middle eastern milf neighbor who called you fat. who do you choose</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 04/29/23 11:32:51 PM #29:	TeaMilk posted... You can only fuck one, this lady, or the hot middle eastern milf neighbor who called you fat. who do you choose The second. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912 <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:973165446] in A Lady jus... [t:80425177]...</cite> <quote>TeaMilk posted...</cite><quote>You can only fuck one, this lady, or the hot middle eastern milf neighbor who called you fat. who do you choose</quote>The second.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Big_Nabendu 04/29/23 11:40:40 PM #30:	How's ass --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu <cite>Big_Nabendu posted [p:973165566] in A Lady jus... [t:80425177]...</cite> <quote>How's ass</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 04/29/23 11:43:16 PM #31:	Big_Nabendu posted... How's ass TC has a large latin culo --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/YzjFA85.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:973165611] in A Lady jus... [t:80425177]...</cite> <quote>Big_Nabendu posted... </cite><quote>How's ass</quote>TC has a large latin culo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 05/01/23 3:53:16 AM #32:	Revelation34 posted... You missed your chance. i did?? TeaMilk posted... You can only fuck one, this lady, or the hot middle eastern milf neighbor who called you fat. who do you choose augh well......idk you decide for me Big_Nabendu posted... How's ass mY ass??? SSJ2GrimReaper posted... TC has a large latin culo thak you this is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/tIfDfZH https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe https://tinyurl.com/Corn-420 <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:973188000] in A Lady jus... [t:80425177]...</cite> <quote>Revelation34 posted... </cite><quote>You missed your chance.</quote>i did??TeaMilk posted... </cite><quote>You can only fuck one, this lady, or the hot middle eastern milf neighbor who called you fat. who do you choose</quote>augh well......idk you decide for meBig_Nabendu posted... </cite><quote>How's ass</quote>mY ass???SSJ2GrimReaper posted... </cite><quote>TC has a large latin culo</quote>thak you this is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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