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NinjaGhosts 04/30/23 10:14:02 PM #1: |
And lose him in the woods and have a search party ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlackScythe0 04/30/23 10:24:36 PM #2: |
*yawn* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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captpackrat 05/01/23 5:11:24 AM #3: |
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mine "Sex." He's a great pal, but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment. When I went to city hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like one too!" Then, I said, "But this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then, I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He winked and said, "You must have been quite a kid." When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said, "You don't need a special room. As long as you pay your bill, we don't care what you do." I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Funny -- I have the same problem." One day, I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on TV." He said, "Now that cable is all over the place, it's no big deal anymore." When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "The courtroom isn't a confessional. Stick to the case, please." Then, I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too." Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I told him that I was looking for Sex. My case comes up Friday. --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VampireCoyote 05/01/23 11:36:09 AM #4: |
What size will Boner be? --- She/her ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DirtBasedSoap 05/01/23 12:00:49 PM #5: |
VampireCoyote posted... What size will Boner be?HUGE boner --- im gay ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blightzkrieg 05/01/23 12:04:45 PM #6: |
That's hilarious, I can imagine a dog named Boner would lead to lots of funny hijinks and misunderstandings. You can say things like "Boner licked peanut butter off my balls" and it will be completely true but nobody would know what the fuck you were saying --- http://i.imgur.com/1XbPahR.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DirtBasedSoap 05/01/23 12:19:14 PM #7: |
Blightzkrieg posted... That's hilarious, I can imagine a dog named Boner would lead to lots of funny hijinks and misunderstandings. You can say things like "Boner licked peanut butter off my balls" and it will be completely true but nobody would know what the fuck you were saying ok, this is epic --- im gay ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Firewood18 05/01/23 3:10:46 PM #8: |
In Growing Pains, Andrew Koenig played a character called Boner. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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captpackrat 05/01/23 5:36:27 PM #9: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/6/AAQwHjAAEb6u.jpg --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zareth 05/01/23 5:41:31 PM #10: |
don't laugh at the Joker's boner --- What would Bligh do? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SilentSeph 05/01/23 5:44:43 PM #11: |
I have a boner named dog --- Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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captpackrat 05/01/23 5:52:41 PM #12: |
I rode into town on Friday --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lil_Bit83 05/01/23 7:44:49 PM #13: |
Is it going to be a weiner dog? --- 2DS FC tempest 1478 9807 1205 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Revelation34 05/03/23 1:43:54 PM #14: |
Zareth posted... don't laugh at the Joker's boner https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FfH0XLFWIAIN-y5.jpg --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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