Poll of the Day > I'm gonna get a dog named boner

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And lose him in the woods and have a search party

*yawn*

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mine "Sex." He's a great pal, but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.
When I went to city hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like one too!"
Then, I said, "But this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then, I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He winked and said, "You must have been quite a kid."
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex.
He said, "You don't need a special room. As long as you pay your bill, we don't care what you do." I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Funny -- I have the same problem."
One day, I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on TV." He said, "Now that cable is all over the place, it's no big deal anymore."
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "The courtroom isn't a confessional. Stick to the case, please."
Then, I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too."
Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I told him that I was looking for Sex. My case comes up Friday.

What size will Boner be?

VampireCoyote posted...

What size will Boner be?

HUGE boner

That's hilarious, I can imagine a dog named Boner would lead to lots of funny hijinks and misunderstandings. You can say things like "Boner licked peanut butter off my balls" and it will be completely true but nobody would know what the fuck you were saying

Blightzkrieg posted...

That's hilarious, I can imagine a dog named Boner would lead to lots of funny hijinks and misunderstandings. You can say things like "Boner licked peanut butter off my balls" and it will be completely true but nobody would know what the fuck you were saying

ok, this is epic

In Growing Pains, Andrew Koenig played a character called Boner.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/6/AAQwHjAAEb6u.jpg

don't laugh at the Joker's boner

I have a boner named dog

I rode into town on Friday

Is it going to be a weiner dog?

Zareth posted...

don't laugh at the Joker's boner

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FfH0XLFWIAIN-y5.jpg