Current Events > You ever accidentally see/hear other people having sex? >_>

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I have 4 stories >_> All from college.

-I was warming up my car in the dorm parking lot on a winter night to leave for home and a dorm room on the 1st floor had their curtain closed, but you could see through it cuz the light was on >_> And literally in front of the entire parking lot, you could see this guy standing at the edge of the bed plowing this girl while she laid in it. Other people definitely saw it too cuz they were walking around and turned to the window when they passed by and giggled. But it was pretty boring though because she barely moved and she literally kept her shirt on the whole time so you couldn't see her boobies. I watched for 2 minutes while my car warmed up (I wanted to make sure it was extra warm......) and I was like "ehhhhh....this is lame >_> I'd rather drive home" and left

-I was in a dorm and laying in bed and literally through the wall I could hear my neighbor banging this chick, with the bed creaking and the chick moaning. I made a topic on CE like a true CEman and asked what to do, and you guys told me to blast porn towards the wall, but I bitched out and put music on some headphones cuz it felt kinda awkward listening to it after a minute >_>

-I was standing at the bottom of my friend's dorm in the courtyard, waiting for him to throw his card key down from his window so I could enter the building and come up. While I was waiting, my boob sense was tingling, so look straight ahead and see this half-open blind and see this chick was at least D cups walking around naked and putting panties on (in plain view of the courtyard...). You couldn't see her face cuz the blind was covering it. She had a rocking body and rocking titties without being ruined by the chance of a butterface. It was sweet! >_> Anyway I stared for like 10 seconds before the keys got thrown to me and I left

-I was staying at my friends place with him and his gf. And while I was waking up in the morning, I heard this creaking that slowly became faster and faster. At first i didn't know WTF it was, but then i was like ".........OHHHHHHHHH" lol I stepped outside and hung out on their deck and didn't say a word to them when they came downstairs 30 minutes later

-Not me but my friend and his roommate saw a dude getting a blowjog from his window at the next dorm. Dude is just standing there in full view while this chick is going to town on his cock. He noticed them watching and gave them a thumbs up which they reciprocated LOL. He definitely wanted people to see him >_>

I can hear a lady in the apartment below me enjoying herself a bit too much, multiple times a day, most days. Though I think she may be faking it because it just seems excessive how much and how loudly she moans/screams

It's annoying as hell

MarthGoomba posted...

I can hear a lady in the apartment below me enjoying herself a bit too much, multiple times a day, most days. Though I think she may be faking it because it just seems excessive how much and how loudly she moans/screams

It's annoying as hell

Is she hot at least? >_> That does sound annoying. Maybe she's filming an OF

DKBananaSlamma posted...

Is she hot at least? >_>

Nope

MarthGoomba posted...

Nope

Dang, that really sucks

Unfortunately, I once caught a glimpse of a former friend having sex with his girlfriend through the doorway connecting our full-bath with our half-bath when I got home from work one day, because for some reason he didn't think it needed to be closed.

And that's how I saw my roommate's asshole.

stayed at a hotel w/ another person. work-related reasons. woke up to him having sex with someone. i just walked out of the room and wandered around for a couple hours lol

another time i was at a party at a motel. felt tired so followed a group of three people to another room away from the party. crashed on a bed w/ another dude. woke up to the other occupants having sex. i just had to pretend to be asleep that time i had nowhere else to go until the my designated driver (who stayed in the other room) was awake lol.

also i didn't know until a few days later but the sex wasn't consensual at the motel. the guy who was doing it did get into some trouble.

Heard a neighbor once. Just trying to refill my water in the kitchen before going back to the other side of the house.

"Oh yeah. Right there. That's it." plus moaning.

Tried to hurry to give them some audio privacy, then I hear teens chatting while walking down the street. I did the math on what was about to happen and felt bad in advance. One of them stops and ask the others if they hear that, then they all erupt in laughter. No idea if the happy couple actually heard them or were too busy but I still felt bad.

I didn't hear it but when I was in the hospital the guy in the other bed in my room had sex with his gf while I was asleep.

A few summers ago there was this hot young couple living in the apartment across from mine. Their bedroom window was right across from my living room window, and it was summer so they were open most of the time. Even with 15 feet of open space between our windows I could hear them plain as day any time they went at it. I know for a fact she enjoyed being spanked. It wasn't always annoying, sometimes it saved me from looking for a video to watch.

I've been seen/heard having sex more than I have seen or heard others.
Three times I can think of where I heard others. Nothing really exciting, except for when I was living in the barracks back in the military. Dude left his window open but the curtain closed, me and a buddy thought he was playing porn and didn't know about the window. We peeled the curtain back slowly and were gonna scare him and ruin his nut and then joke about it forever and ever. Nope, wasn't porn, and he left the window open on purpose so everyone could hear and he was just looking back at us silently laughing while banging a pretty hot chick(who had no idea the window was open).

One time back when I smoked cigarettes I would go out on my patio to smoke and I could see inside my upstairs neighbors house and all I could see was their big screen tv playing porn. And it happened all the time at around the times Id smoke

then one time I saw porn for a couple minutes, then it paused, then switched to Netflix and put on the office

basically, Im pretty sure somebody came and then switched to the office while I was watching

When I was in high school, this one girl would semi-regularly suck this one dude's dick on the bus. I won't call them a couple, this was the extent of their "romance" to my knowledge.

Back when my ex and I were still together, I overheard our neighbors going at it. It made me realize that they likely could hear us too whenever we had sex. Kind of an awkward realization lol.

Another time, as I was driving home from work, saw this guy getting road head. Pretty bold of them, because it was rush hour traffic during daylight hours >_>

That's all I can think of off the top of my head.

MarthGoomba posted...

Though I think she may be faking it because it just seems excessive how much and how loudly she moans/screams

Some women just like to be loud. My ex was loud during sex, but she was just a loud person in general. The kind of person where her "outside voice" is just her regular speaking volume.

The morning after I slept with my girlfriend for the first time we woke up to weird sounds, and I originally thought it was my chickens getting attacked. Turns out it was my roommate enjoying herself with some rando a bit much. She literally sounded like a distressed chicken. My girlfriend and I still laugh about it.

Walked by a couple doing it in their car once.

A couple of years ago, one of my apartment neighbors left their window open while they were having rather loud sex-- everyone could hear it and the woman was very vocal.

pegusus123456 posted...

When I was in high school, this one girl would semi-regularly suck this one dude's dick on the bus. I won't call them a couple, this was the extent of their "romance" to my knowledge.

Damn, I didnt even get to ride the bus to school. Some guys get all the luck!

Senior year of college we pulled straws for rooms and I got the master bedroom in our house. It was all wood and right outside the living room. Any time I had sex if people were watching TV you could hear the volume crank up to try and drown out what was going on.

I was staying in a cabin at a caravan park. I went outside one evening to get something out of my car and I could hear two people going at it with a woman moaning.

Basically the same thing again but at a motel when I left my room, I could hear people in another room.

One time in college I was listening to Braylon Edwards have sex because his dorm room was close to mine and he sometimes had loud sex. There was lots of screaming and moaning going on and I started to imagine the girl was moaning about me and I began to chub up a little. Then I heard him shout, "Who's got the bomb ass dick? Who's got the bomb ass dick, bitch?" And I whispered aloud, "Me. I've got the bomb ass dick." Then I shaved my chest and did 13 or so pushups and walked around proudly for the rest of the day.

Damn_Underscore posted...

One time in college I was listening to Braylon Edwards have sex because his dorm room was close to mine and he sometimes had loud sex. There was lots of screaming and moaning going on and I started to imagine the girl was moaning about me and I began to chub up a little. Then I heard him shout, "Who's got the bomb ass dick? Who's got the bomb ass dick, bitch?" And I whispered aloud, "Me. I've got the bomb ass dick." Then I shaved my chest and did 13 or so pushups and walked around proudly for the rest of the day.

lmao what was this from?

Just from college days, walking through the dorms. Impossible not to hear some panting from inside a room from time to time.

I heard my own parents have sex a few times. I went to ask them a question. Was about to knock on the door and heard it. Yea

Just about every time I go to Vegas I hear someone getting railed from the hotel room hallway.

Yeah.

Used to work overnights, so I'd do my grocery shopping at like midnight or later on my days off.

Went out one night to leave to do so, and as I walked up to my car I saw movement in my peripheral and hear something in the car to my left. Dude with a girl in his lap going at in in their passenger seat. Avoided looking directly at them, got in my car and left. When I came back the car was empty with the front passenger seat pushed all the way back.

This was at like 2am too so I know I scared the shit outta them because they didn't notice me until I was right next to them getting into my car.

Yes, my parents >_>

Went camping once. woke up in the middle of the night to take a piss, and I saw some guy getting head from who I assume was his girlfriend by their campfire.

He was sitting in a beach chair, and she was kneeling in front of him.

DKBananaSlamma posted...

lmao what was this from?

gamefaqs actually

Only purposely.

When I was a kid, my friend's parents took us to the drive in to see True Lies. Me and my friend sat on some chairs in the back of their pickup truck. My buddy nudged me at one point and gestured to look in the car next to us. There were like three teen girls in the car. The one in the back seat had unzipped her pants and was clearly masturbating during the lap dance scene. Hot af

Lived in the upstairs of a duplex. Three sisters lived below. They'd kind of rotate rushing a boyfriend in for sex before either of the other two got in. Sometimes just a quick rub out. I'm pretty sure they'd hear me having sex upstairs too. Between all threw, I'd overhear stuff at least three times a week.

There's a trailer on the hill across from my home. It was supposed to be a security office for a factory that was built there, but it closed down. So instead the owner let his son live there.

Well, one night I wake up and go to open my window. It's pitch black outside except for a light in the window of the trailer. I instinctively glanced up to it and there was a naked woman standing in the window. I was still sleepy, and it caught me by surprise so it took me a few seconds to realize what I was looking at. About that time the guy entered the room and took his shirt off and started undoing his pants.

At that point I'd been looking for like 5-10 seconds and felt like a creep. So I closed my curtains and went back to bed.

I too used to work third shift years ago and on nights off would go biking around. Once around 3 am riding a trail that goes behind some houses I saw a couple going at it hard, curtains not even pulled or anything.

Uh once, I just overheard the neighbours. I don't think I have ever heard someone have sex in this apt because the walls are thick af.

DKBananaSlamma posted...

Is she hot at least? >_> That does sound annoying. Maybe she's filming an OF

Or is trying to invite anyone within earshot. Fuck just say you want some casual naked time. We're not mind readers for fucks sake.

Walked in on my wife having sex with her boyfriend

Turbam posted...

Walked in on my wife having sex with her boyfriend

sorry about that :V

No but in college I walked in on my roommate jerking it lmao

BlueBoy675 posted...

No but in college I walked in on my roommate jerking it lmao

lol what was he watching?

Thought I did, but it turned out to be horny cats. My disappointment

We were driving home and we just turned on to the street that we live on and my sons face just went spooked, he in a very monotone voice says, "I am traumatized." I kind of chuckle and ask him why. He says "There were two naked people in that car kissing." As soon as we pull into the the drive way my kids friends are all there waiting for them to get home, him and his sister jump out of the car and yell, "There's two people having sex in that car down the street lets go check it out." And then all the kids run off down the street laughing and yelling about it. I started laughing my ass off and my wife just face palms and started shaking her head.

lmao nice

DKBananaSlamma posted...

lol what was he watching?

Idk. He had his back to me when I opened the door. When I walked in he panicked and slammed his laptop shut and jumped up and starting buttoning his pants and fastening his belt lol. We never spoke about it

I caught my mom having sex with a woman she introduced to the family just the other day.

If it wasn't for a dead phone battery, I would have call 911 because I was in distress.

About 12 years ago I was on a work trip, and at that time they paired me with some guy from some other unit from some other state. We were basically attending the grand opening of a new unit in a new state, so we had our own rooms with a kitchen and a living room that joined the two rooms.

One night I came home, went into my room. A while later I hear him come back to the room with multiple other voices with him- men and women. Soon after, I start hearing sex noises and come to figure out that they are having a multi-person group sex session right in the living room. Super loud, and super awkward for me.

I had to put on headphones to try and sleep lol

A day or two later he told me he had a bunch of people over and they had sex and I pretended like I didn't hear it >_>

Should have joined in

Stayed with some friends on their couch when visiting boston last time. One has his room set up in the basement. wake up to hear cheeks being clapped and moaning

You have to pass the living room (where i was set up) the get to the bathroom on the second floor. He comes up first and I go "im judging the fuck outta her when she comes upstairs"

She comes up (mind you, we have NEVER met/spoken) and i just stare at her and yell "this is a house of god!"

Also one time my wife's cousin and her cousin's boyfriend needed a place to crash for the night, so we let them have the living room. I get up in the morning to go pee and here stuff out there. I take a look and her boyfriend is plowing her right there on the floor. They left soon after, and thanked us by stealing all my wife's prescription meds.

bigtiggie23 posted...

They left soon after, and thanked us by stealing all my wife's p

wtf when I read this I expected panties for sure