Current Events > i fell out of the shower and was 3 inches from dying

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No_U_L7 05/05/23 1:03:00 PM #1:	this happened 2 months ago i hopped in the shower of my luxury condo, super excited about a hot date i had later that night i was having a good time and dancing around...and slipped on my bathtub floor i figured i'd just grab onto the curtains...but i somehow slipped underneath the curtains and fell out onto the floor, the momentum carrying me to roll and hit my head on my garbage can it hurt and i had a bump, but no concussion symptoms, thank god but 3 inches from my garbage can was the sharp corner of a wall...if i hit my head on that with the momentum i had i would've cracked my head open after looking it up, the #1 location of household accidents is the bathroom lesson learned, i bought a grippy bath tub mat that day --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:973281243] in i fell out... [t:80434075]...</cite> <quote>this happened 2 months agoi hopped in the shower of my luxury condo, super excited about a hot date i had later that nighti was having a good time and dancing around...and slipped on my bathtub floori figured i'd just grab onto the curtains...but i somehow slipped underneath the curtains and fell out onto the floor, the momentum carrying me to roll and hit my head on my garbage canit hurt and i had a bump, but no concussion symptoms, thank godbut 3 inches from my garbage can was the sharp corner of a wall...if i hit my head on that with the momentum i had i would've cracked my head openafter looking it up, the #1 location of household accidents is the bathroomlesson learned, i bought a grippy bath tub mat that day</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 05/05/23 1:04:56 PM #2:	Thought this was gonna be a dick joke. Dissatisfied. --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:973281280] in i fell out... [t:80434075]...</cite> <quote>Thought this was gonna be a dick joke. Dissatisfied. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
goatthief 05/05/23 1:05:02 PM #3:	hugs It's okay bud --- A Canadian Classic <cite>goatthief posted [p:973281282] in i fell out... [t:80434075]...</cite> <quote>hugsIt's okay bud</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Murphiroth 05/05/23 1:06:59 PM #4:	Damn, and with the three feet of concrete surrounding your condo no one would've heard you die. <cite>Murphiroth posted [p:973281319] in i fell out... [t:80434075]...</cite> <quote>Damn, and with the three feet of concrete surrounding your condo no one would've heard you die. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 05/05/23 1:09:27 PM #5:	you forgot to mention that your date was with a 24 year old who looks like <insert celebrity here> and how much your watch cost. TC be slippin --- I hope something good happens to you today Playing: Octopath Traveler 2 <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:973281368] in i fell out... [t:80434075]...</cite> <quote>you forgot to mention that your date was with a 24 year old who looks like <insert celebrity here> and how much your watch cost. TC be slippin</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TendoDRM 05/05/23 1:11:13 PM #6:	Giant_Aspirin posted... TC be slippin Yes. --- Cel Damage! Tonight at 8:00! <cite>TendoDRM posted [p:973281403] in i fell out... [t:80434075]...</cite> <quote>Giant_Aspirin posted... </cite><quote>TC be slippin</quote>Yes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 05/05/23 1:12:42 PM #7:	Murphiroth posted... Damn, and with the three feet of concrete surrounding your condo no one would've heard you die. exactly, my date would've thought i no called no showed Giant_Aspirin posted... you forgot to mention that your date was with a 24 year old who looks like <insert celebrity here> and how much your watch cost. *TC be slippin* that's the problem --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:973281429] in i fell out... [t:80434075]...</cite> <quote>Murphiroth posted...</cite><quote>Damn, and with the three feet of concrete surrounding your condo no one would've heard you die. </quote>exactly, my date would've thought i no called no showed Giant_Aspirin posted...</cite><quote>you forgot to mention that your date was with a 24 year old who looks like <insert celebrity here> and how much your watch cost. TC be slippin</quote>that's the problem </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 05/05/23 1:16:23 PM #8:	You dialed up your gimmick too high. Now its not believable at all. --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:973281498] in i fell out... [t:80434075]...</cite> <quote>You dialed up your gimmick too high. Now its not believable at all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 05/05/23 1:17:01 PM #9:	Chicken posted... You dialed up your gimmick too high. Now its not believable at all. you don't believe i fell out of the shower...? --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:973281507] in i fell out... [t:80434075]...</cite> <quote>Chicken posted...</cite><quote>You dialed up your gimmick too high. Now its not believable at all. </quote>you don't believe i fell out of the shower...?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Murphiroth 05/05/23 1:23:07 PM #11:	Chicken posted... You dialed up your gimmick too high. Now its not believable at all. It's alright, this just means he's getting to the point where he's so attention starved gonna do something like troll about getting cockblocked by a mass shooting again and get purged. Bonus points if he whines about the board's negative reaction to whatever he comes up with before getting purged. <cite>Murphiroth posted [p:973281620] in i fell out... [t:80434075]...</cite> <quote>Chicken posted... </cite><quote>You dialed up your gimmick too high. Now its not believable at all.</quote>It's alright, this just means he's getting to the point where he's so attention starved gonna do something like troll about getting cockblocked by a mass shooting again and get purged. Bonus points if he whines about the board's negative reaction to whatever he comes up with before getting purged.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 05/05/23 1:40:44 PM #12:	It's a shower bruh. You gotta dance like you're in one those cages at a club. You can't go moving your feet all willy nilly, you fuck. --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:973281906] in i fell out... [t:80434075]...</cite> <quote>It's a shower bruh. You gotta dance like you're in one those cages at a club. You can't go moving your feet all willy nilly, you fuck.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 05/05/23 1:42:47 PM #13:	Lost_All_Senses posted... It's a shower bruh. You gotta dance like you're in one those cages at a club. You can't go moving your feet all willy nilly, you fuck. i've never been in a club cage --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:973281946] in i fell out... [t:80434075]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted...</cite><quote>It's a shower bruh. You gotta dance like you're in one those cages at a club. You can't go moving your feet all willy nilly, you fuck.</quote>i've never been in a club cage </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 05/05/23 2:21:06 PM #14:	No_U_L7 posted... i've never been in a club cage That's the problem with you "ladies men". Talk all this knowledge/game shit but won't even get into their heads by living their lifestyle on the weekends. --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:973282662] in i fell out... [t:80434075]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted... </cite><quote>i've never been in a club cage </quote>That's the problem with you "ladies men". Talk all this knowledge/game shit but won't even get into their heads by living their lifestyle on the weekends. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SupermanLost 05/05/23 2:22:23 PM #15:	PoopPotato posted... Thought this was gonna be a dick joke. Dissatisfied. <cite>SupermanLost posted [p:973282685] in i fell out... [t:80434075]...</cite> <quote>PoopPotato posted... </cite><quote>Thought this was gonna be a dick joke. Dissatisfied.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 05/05/23 2:22:45 PM #16:	Lost_All_Senses posted... That's the problem with you "ladies men". Talk all this knowledge/game shit but won't even get into their heads by living their lifestyle on the weekends. ive never been invited, probably because idk how to dance --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:973282693] in i fell out... [t:80434075]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted...</cite><quote>That's the problem with you "ladies men". Talk all this knowledge/game shit but won't even get into their heads by living their lifestyle on the weekends. </quote>ive never been invited, probably because idk how to dance</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 05/05/23 2:37:25 PM #17:	No_U_L7 posted... ive never been invited, probably because idk how to dance Study 18 year olds on tiktok in an alternative way than you usually do. --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:973282964] in i fell out... [t:80434075]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted... </cite><quote>ive never been invited, probably because idk how to dance</quote>Study 18 year olds on tiktok in an alternative way than you usually do. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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