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Chicken
05/06/23 5:21:11 AM
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In one week?

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Big_Nabendu
05/06/23 5:33:13 AM
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Wtf is this shit

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Chicken
05/06/23 6:15:18 AM
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Big_Nabendu posted...
Wtf is this shit
Why wont you answer?

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action52
05/06/23 6:22:10 AM
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I mean, when I was a baby I probably shit myself more than 10 times a week on a regular basis.

Since becoming potty trained I don't think I've ever shit myself multiple times in the same week. I think I've shit my pants maybe 5 times since reaching adulthood. All of them were sharts when I either had diarrhea (4ish times) or was forced to hold it for a really long time (this happened once).

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Glob
05/06/23 6:24:16 AM
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Since being old enough to remember, it has never happened to me.
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The_Korey
05/06/23 6:24:59 AM
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Once as a teen. Never gambled on a fart since.

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DocileOrangeCup
05/06/23 6:34:53 AM
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Too many to count

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Chicken
05/06/23 7:18:03 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Too many to count
First honest poster

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Jerry_Hellyeah
05/06/23 7:24:19 AM
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TC didn't say, because hes

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Chicken
05/06/23 7:44:45 AM
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Jerry_Hellyeah posted...
TC didn't say, because hes


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h23456bca
05/06/23 7:45:04 AM
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former addict and alcoholic. A few times a week

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brestugo
05/08/23 3:09:01 PM
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You first, TC.

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Chicken
05/08/23 6:32:12 PM
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brestugo posted...
You first, TC.
Prolly like 2-3 times whenever I get real bad food poisoning

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brestugo
05/08/23 7:01:15 PM
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Once. Something was wrong with the creamed spinach at a party.

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thronedfire2
05/08/23 7:01:56 PM
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1

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Homeless_Waifu
05/08/23 7:18:01 PM
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Have you ever asked a woman this question, op?

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Chicken
05/08/23 8:12:03 PM
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Homeless_Waifu posted...
Have you ever asked a woman this question, op?
This thread was directed at everyone, not just the guys

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Turbam
05/08/23 8:25:58 PM
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Each week, I break the previous week's record.

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Turbam
05/08/23 9:35:26 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Free money for me

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Priere
05/08/23 9:36:07 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/8/7/AAFOjXAAEdWT.jpg

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Jiek_Fafn
05/08/23 9:48:22 PM
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Twice
Poop me once; shame on you. Poop me twice; shame on me.

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-_rustykranz_-
05/08/23 9:55:05 PM
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*shidded

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Chicken
05/08/23 9:56:49 PM
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Poopoo farded

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MARlO
05/09/23 2:38:54 AM
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This topic is disgusting!

Go on

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denizengear
05/09/23 2:48:26 AM
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Once, but it wasn't full on. It was more of a gnarly shart. The mrs had us do a 3 day juice cleanse after the new year. I thought it was just gas... I was mistaken.

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Chud82
05/09/23 3:06:46 AM
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The elder kin and I shat on a mound. We barked like hounds.
The fairest of maidens approached thus then.
"Why have you befouled my mound?" Thrice scourn; she sent us on our way. For she was a herald of the land of glass and crystals: spoken of by few, but known of by many.

Embarrassed by our severe lack of fortitude in the matter, we slank away to the local depository. There we met a wandering peasant boy by the name of Phillipe. He warned of what we knew certainly lie ahead.
It was Death.

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kingdrake2
05/09/23 4:11:34 AM
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1 time.

worse event: dog walk on the beach i was about a 1/4th of a mile home when i gambled badly on a fart. had to remove pants and take a shower. put a clean pair of pants on.

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MARlO
05/09/23 12:01:36 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
1 time.

worse event: dog walk on the beach i was about a 1/4th of a mile home when i gambled badly on a fart. had to remove pants and take a shower. put a clean pair of pants on.
Your dog was probably thinking wtf bro

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NeonTentacles
05/09/23 12:25:46 PM
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Once lol

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action52
05/10/23 6:48:56 AM
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Every week it doubles? JFC. In a year you'd be shitting yourself more than 2,000,000,000,000,000 times a week.

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Chicken
05/11/23 10:57:47 AM
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is nutella a laxative? been eating that shit with a spoon and had a close encounter of the turd kind

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MARlO
05/11/23 2:31:38 PM
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Chicken posted...
is nutella a laxative? been eating that shit with a spoon and had a close encounter of the turd kind
Sounds like a crappy situation

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KiwiTerraRizing
05/11/23 2:33:48 PM
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Never more than once a week as an adult. Ive gone on some pretty bad alcohol benders and shit myself.

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Heartomaton
05/11/23 2:39:46 PM
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When I first shit as a baby, I literally never stopped. My entire life in the world has been a nonstop stream of feces.

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ultimate_reaver
05/11/23 2:47:33 PM
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17 times in one minute

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