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Slayer_22
05/07/23 8:30:43 AM
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It's taken me years but I finally know what Obi-Wan means when he says "Only a Sith deals in absolutes." He is himself saying an absolute, but that's not the point. Anakin, just before this, is saying 'you either join me, or you're my enemy'. Anakin is basically dealing, or proposing a deal, of an absolute. You're my enemy, or you're my ally. Whereas Obi-Wan is trying to convince him otherwise. Basically, he's accusing Anakin of having a absolutist/Sith point of view without understanding, whereas Obi-Wan is trying to be more understanding 'Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must."

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Kimbos_Egg
05/07/23 8:34:27 AM
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Except the Jewish also deal in absolutes.

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LinkDaLunatic
05/07/23 8:37:17 AM
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i mean, yeah, it's pretty obvious given the context of the scene. but memers gonna meme and 'haha he said only sith deal in absolutes but he himself is stating an absolute, curious! hahaha!"


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DarthDemented
05/07/23 8:37:22 AM
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"FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, THE JEDI ARE EVIL!" I always hated that line. So awful it killed the tension of the scene.

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Slayer_22
05/07/23 8:41:54 AM
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DarthDemented posted...
"FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, THE JEDI ARE EVIL!" I always hated that line. So awful it killed the tension of the scene.
Replace "Point of view" with "No!" And that line is a million times better.

"Chancellor Palpatine is evil!"

"No! The Jedi are evil!"

Not the best replacement but still better than what we got.

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Choco
05/07/23 8:44:56 AM
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Slayer_22 posted...
Replace "Point of view" with "No!" And that line is a million times better.
from my no the jedi are evil

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Choco
05/07/23 8:45:13 AM
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Choco posted...
from my no the jedi are evil
yes, i felt extremely funny making this post

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Slayer_22
05/07/23 8:48:43 AM
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Choco posted...
yes, i felt extremely funny making this post
I got a chuckle out of it, all good lmao

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DarthDemented
05/07/23 9:12:09 AM
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Slayer_22 posted...
Replace "Point of view" with "No!" And that line is a million times better.

"Chancellor Palpatine is evil!"

"No! The Jedi are evil!"

Not the best replacement but still better than what we got.
It actually did improve it. I can only hope Ewan and Hayden at least attempted to deliver takes with better lines before Lucas' ego took over.

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ANort175
05/07/23 9:13:06 AM
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Only a bartender deals in Absoluts

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DarthInvadeHer
05/07/23 12:48:00 PM
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Warned because my phone auto corrected "jedis" to "jewish". So stupid

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Kamil
05/07/23 12:51:45 PM
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LinkDaLunatic posted...
i mean, yeah, it's pretty obvious given the context of the scene.

I used this for religion before. *sigh*


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Tom_Joad
05/07/23 1:03:48 PM
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DarthDemented posted...
"FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, THE JEDI ARE EVIL!" I always hated that line. So awful it killed the tension of the scene.

https://youtu.be/pSOBeD1GC_Y

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Notti
05/10/23 6:04:44 AM
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A Sith deals in absolutes, only.

Better?

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Slayer_22
05/10/23 8:10:02 AM
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Notti posted...
A Sith deals in absolutes, only.

Better?
Kinda but it sounds weird.

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Poorly
05/10/23 8:20:22 AM
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Obi wan allegiance to democracy is absolutes

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UnfairRepresent
05/10/23 4:40:02 PM
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Poorly posted...
Obi wan allegiance to democracy is absolutes
Which is hilarious because Palpatine came to power via a democracy.

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MICHALECOLE
05/10/23 5:00:50 PM
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DarthDemented posted...
"FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, THE JEDI ARE EVIL!" I always hated that line. So awful it killed the tension of the scene.
So awful. So very very awful.
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