Current Events > Breaking: Elon Musk stepping down as Twitter CEO

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Swagger_Dagger
05/11/23 4:57:27 PM
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1656748197308674048?s=20

Aaaanndd internet nerds, most who have done nothing with their lives, rejoice everywhere.

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hockeybub89
05/11/23 5:01:45 PM
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Swagger_Dagger posted...
Aaaanndd internet nerds, most who have done nothing with their lives, rejoice everywhere.
And yet you aren't celebrating

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MarcoRubio
05/11/23 5:02:33 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
And yet you aren't celebrating

Got em!

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Giant_Aspirin
05/11/23 5:04:05 PM
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means nothing since he still has final say in what goes on

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ironman2009
05/11/23 5:04:42 PM
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He's still the shot caller and head shit poster.

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mybbqrules
05/11/23 5:04:44 PM
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Elon hires meatshield to protect him from valid criticisms while he definitely still pulls the strings behind the scenes.

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WilliamPorygon
05/11/23 5:04:45 PM
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His role should transition to unemployed

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Wedge_Antilles
05/11/23 5:04:51 PM
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Aaaanndd internet nerds, most who have done nothing with their lives, rejoice everywhere.

If losing billions of dollars via dumb decisions is how one does something with their life then I suppose you're right.

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Tmaster148
05/11/23 5:05:23 PM
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Kind of weird to be batting for the guy who didn't build twitter, purchased it, proceeded to make it worse, and is now handing it off to someone else.

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Deteled
05/11/23 5:05:55 PM
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Swagger_Dagger posted...
Aaaanndd internet nerds, most who have done nothing with their lives, rejoice everywhere.
This is a weird flex
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UnfairRepresent
05/11/23 5:07:02 PM
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I gotta admit, I'm surprised it's a "she"

His right wing fanbase is not going to be happy about that.

Man imagine if she's a black Muslim lesbian

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ultimate_reaver
05/11/23 5:07:31 PM
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weird right wing guys stumbling into parasocial relationships with elon is incredibly funny to me. its like those twitch hot tub streamers except they're all groveling for this weird potato looking south african guy who posts bad memes

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Kloe_Rinz
05/11/23 5:08:38 PM
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Did they ever fix MFA after Musk broke it?
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Gritty
05/11/23 5:13:25 PM
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TC says, from his moms basement
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Solar_Crimson
05/11/23 5:15:59 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
means nothing since he still has final say in what goes on


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thronedfire2
05/11/23 5:16:52 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
means nothing since he still has final say in what goes on


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Suolevram
05/11/23 5:17:10 PM
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mybbqrules posted...
Elon hires meatshield to protect him from valid criticisms while he definitely still pulls the strings behind the scenes.
Sounds like something Vince McMahon would do to escape public scrutiny for deplorable acts committed in the not so distant past.

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whateveroh
05/11/23 5:17:11 PM
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It's so weird and creepy how people worship this guy.

But when people act weird about AOC it's totally fine.

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au_gold
05/11/23 5:20:25 PM
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Fuck Elon Musk.

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Giant_Aspirin
05/11/23 5:21:45 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
His right wing fanbase is not going to be happy about that.

he's doing this for the stock price of his companies.

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mybbqrules
05/11/23 6:20:56 PM
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whateveroh posted...
It's so weird and creepy how people worship this guy.

But when people act weird about AOC it's totally fine.
How soon we forget this.

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You really don't want to get in a pissing contest about which side is more creepily devoted to their politicians, Savoots.

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Antifar
05/11/23 6:22:03 PM
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Elon promises a lot of things that don't come true. Why should we believe this one?

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TMOG
05/11/23 6:27:58 PM
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Coming soon: New Twitter CEO "Nole Ksum"
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Cuticrusader09
05/11/23 6:35:45 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I gotta admit, I'm surprised it's a "she"


Im not, hes probably sleeping with her.

Dudes got to catch up to Nick Canon.
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Swagger_Dagger
05/11/23 6:42:31 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
And yet you aren't celebrating
And yet you aren't celebrating

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whateveroh
05/11/23 6:59:49 PM
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mybbqrules posted...
You really don't want to get in a pissing contest about which side is more creepily devoted to their politicians, Savoots.

I wasn't, but it's funny how you immediately went into defense mode.

My actual point is how people in general get creepy when it comes to big names they like, but hey, fuck that and let's make it purely political because you have an axe to grind.

lol Fuck off.

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TMOG
05/11/23 7:08:59 PM
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whateveroh posted...
I wasn't, but it's funny how you immediately went into defense mode.

My actual point is how people in general get creepy when it comes to big names they like, but hey, fuck that and let's make it purely political because you have an axe to grind.

lol Fuck off.
You literally mentioned AOC for no reason in your first post other than to deflect away from Musk's smelly cult.
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whateveroh
05/11/23 7:34:39 PM
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TMOG posted...
You literally mentioned AOC for no reason in your first post other than to deflect away from Musk's smelly cult.

I mentioned AOC to show how people all around are creepy.

Unless you can read minds, you have no idea what my motive was.

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Lonestar2000
05/11/23 7:38:53 PM
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Why is he wearing a cosplay outfit in his profile picture?

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Letron_James
05/11/23 7:56:59 PM
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Hmm yeah uh huh I see that bro. Listen man, I just hope this new CEO is prepared to take the post knowing theyre going to get all the corporate gangbang trolly station muk thats coming from your tweets. Must be a real board room backend buster behind the scenes am I right? But no seriously man, I see the vision youre trying to make prosper. Heres what Ill do, we go 50/50 Waystar Royco/Tesla and we powerfuck this thing home. I got 4 board members on board for sure and Rome is going to give the good old shepherds reach around and tug on two more members to get us to the majority. We dump the unneeded costs & boom our evals match up perfectly, we throw in some assets from some miscellaneous off shore endeavors and boom asset swap on their bitchasses. We consolidate twitter into our news media and get Medusa elected as the first woman president, how woke of us. Yo you think Grimes can give me the hookup on her Powder dealer?

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FigureOfSpeech
05/11/23 8:00:36 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
His role should transition to unemployed


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mybbqrules
05/11/23 8:22:24 PM
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whateveroh posted...
I mentioned AOC to show how people all around are creepy.

Unless you can read minds, you have no idea what my motive was.
Yeah, I'm sure a 90 mph chud like you was totally mentioning AOC (one of the alt right's biggest boogeywomen) in a non political way.

And there certainly isn't anyone else you could have mentioned that people obsess over. Jason Momoa, k-pop idols, vtubers.

Just take your L and move on.

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the_pika
05/11/23 8:27:31 PM
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His candidate short list:

  • Laura loomer
  • Jeanine Pirro
  • Ann Coulter
  • Brigitte Gabriel
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Muflaggin
05/11/23 8:56:54 PM
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And the usuals types that complain about Twitter will continue to use Twitter.
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FigureOfSpeech
05/11/23 9:08:37 PM
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whateveroh is suspended

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GrandConjuraton
05/11/23 9:20:26 PM
#39:


mybbqrules posted...
Elon hires meatshield to protect him from valid criticisms while he definitely still pulls the strings behind the scenes.


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Dat_Cracka_Jax
05/11/23 9:21:06 PM
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Swagger_Dagger posted...
Aaaanndd internet nerds, most who have done nothing with their lives, rejoice everywhere.
Are you mad? You seem mad

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Robot2600
05/11/23 9:21:10 PM
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so he hired a PA to help him lose more money.

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Vyrulisse
05/11/23 9:21:37 PM
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Sounds like he's pulling a Vince McMahon.

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Axiom
05/11/23 9:22:54 PM
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He's going to continue killing it so who cares
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kirbymuncher
05/11/23 9:44:26 PM
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Antifar posted...
Elon promises a lot of things that don't come true. Why should we believe this one?
I think usually the promises are more vague, more complex, and with a larger timeframe. this is a relatively straightforward single task that's supposed to happen in the near future, which means he won't be able to rely on people just forgetting it if it's a lie

I kinda feel like if he's saying this it is actually true that someone has been hired, though how much control they end up having is another question entirely


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indica
05/11/23 9:46:13 PM
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mybbqrules posted...
Elon hires meatshield to protect him from valid criticisms while he definitely still pulls the strings behind the scenes.


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TMOG
05/11/23 9:47:29 PM
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kirbymuncher posted...
I kinda feel like if he's saying this it is actually true that someone has been hired, though how much control they end up having is another question entirely
They're absolutely just being hired as a scapegoat so he can continue doing whatever the fuck he wants and when people hate it, he can just point and say "SHE did it"
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R1masher
05/11/23 9:47:43 PM
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Axiom posted...
He's going to continue killing it so who cares

people that paid for a blue check

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FigureOfSpeech
05/11/23 10:28:39 PM
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R1masher posted...
people that paid for a blue check

did anyone actually do that though?

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Turtlebread
05/11/23 10:37:40 PM
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Sucks to suck

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AceMos
05/11/23 11:41:35 PM
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https://twitter.com/goldengateblond/status/1656864431756967938?s=20

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SilentLucidity
05/12/23 8:22:50 AM
#51:


hockeybub89 posted...
And yet you aren't celebrating

Lmao. TC got fucking destroyed

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