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omniryu
05/15/23 5:13:28 PM
#1:


Are you down?


No weapons just are God-given hands. Give me your experience. Mines?
I have some chambara training in switch sports and a few round in the fitness boxing training on the Switch.

The more we have on team, the likely we are to survive(?)

Who's ready?
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RetsuZaiZen
05/15/23 5:20:11 PM
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Nah. How do I collect my money when you die?

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royic
05/15/23 5:21:05 PM
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we can defeat the lion if we smother it and beat our wings fast enough to overheat it

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MrResetti
05/15/23 5:29:59 PM
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You go in first and I'll come in when it's safe
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Were_Wyrm
05/15/23 5:30:04 PM
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Worse case scenario is I'm 2.5 million richer,

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HA4e
05/15/23 5:31:24 PM
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Run and hide in a building with provisions and wait for the lion to starve to death

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LeCh0nk
05/15/23 5:47:42 PM
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Yeah. You distract him and I'll poke him with a fork.

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omniryu
05/15/23 7:39:55 PM
#9:


RetsuZaiZen posted...
Nah. How do I collect my money when you die?
Why do I have to go first?

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My man! The more people come in the higher chance we can defeat it.

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Jiek_Fafn
05/15/23 7:51:05 PM
#10:


What's 5 million split by 1 trillion people? Cause I don't think thst even a lion could beat that many of us

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DrizztLink
05/15/23 7:52:24 PM
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Joke's on you, I went to the lion and agreed to take a dive for halfsies on his reward.

$2.5 million worth of gazelle jerky.

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Ratchetrockon
05/15/23 8:26:52 PM
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Sure I just hope we get to fight a smaller lion

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Robot2600
05/15/23 8:30:58 PM
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im not gonna punch a kitty

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RetsuZaiZen
05/16/23 11:24:39 PM
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It's your idea!

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trappedunderice
05/16/23 11:34:09 PM
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Stand back. I'll punch that lion into submission, collect our money and be back home in time for lunch
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omniryu
05/17/23 10:49:35 AM
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I love the confidence that the team have.

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Ratchetrockon
05/17/23 10:50:46 AM
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I can solo a lion cub

Id feel bad about it tho

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omniryu
05/17/23 10:51:35 AM
#18:


Ratchetrockon posted...
I can solo a lion cub

Id feel bad about it tho


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Tyranthraxus
05/17/23 10:51:53 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
Joke's on you, I went to the lion and agreed to take a dive for halfsies on his reward.

$2.5 million worth of gazelle jerky.

Ochette wants to know your location

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burns112233
05/17/23 10:53:50 AM
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My plan, I give the lion a pizza, but actually it's a dynamite that says ACME on the side. Lion eats pizza then explodes.

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omniryu
05/18/23 6:12:53 AM
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burns112233 posted...
My plan, I give the lion a pizza, but actually it's a dynamite that says ACME on the side. Lion eats pizza then explodes.
Genius!

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Purple_Cheetah
05/18/23 6:24:09 AM
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i'll fite it

But I ain't gonna grab its neck and pop it like that. Even if it's knocked out you'll get the body weight and claws ripping you apart.

Instead I'll roll around like a rollie pollie and seduce it with confusion. Then go for the ear rubs.
If that doesn't work, you'll know what not to do.
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omniryu
05/19/23 11:01:53 AM
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Purple_Cheetah posted...
i'll fite it

But I ain't gonna grab its neck and pop it like that. Even if it's knocked out you'll get the body weight and claws ripping you apart.

Instead I'll roll around like a rollie pollie and seduce it with confusion. Then go for the ear rubs.
If that doesn't work, you'll know what not to do.
Lol that's a good idea.

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