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NeonTentacles
05/18/23 8:22:36 AM
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Question 1: What historic CE event took place on May 5th, 2007?

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Were_Wyrm
05/18/23 8:23:57 AM
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Why was blood everywhere?

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NeonTentacles
05/18/23 11:34:45 AM
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True or False: Hyena_20's post is completely unacceptable on the CE board and in real life

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R1masher
05/18/23 11:36:29 AM
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Pineapple on pizza
y [_]
N [_]

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YourBestFrenemy
05/18/23 11:37:04 AM
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NeonTentacles posted...
True or False: Hyena_20's post is completely unacceptable on the CE board and in real life

Trick question. Everything Hyena_20 posted was completely unacceptable.

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Strider102
05/18/23 11:38:19 AM
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What user put an eye dropper inside his penis hole to use as a masturbating tool, which then got stuck and he had to go to his mom to take him to the hospital to get it removed?

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NeonTentacles
05/18/23 11:39:20 AM
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Strider102 posted...
What user put an eye dropper inside his penis hole to use as a masturbating tool, which then got stuck and he had to go to his mom to take him to the hospital to get it removed?
Oh fuck, I remember that story lol. Didn't he also have a balloon wrapped around it too?

Is there any place to reread that? I'm probably forgetting a ton of details >_>

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Starks
05/18/23 11:39:55 AM
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"Do you remember Umaro's wang-sock or the CEnis?"

"Whose IRL best friend caused Black LUEsday?"

"Who was Puggles?"

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Alteres
05/18/23 11:40:54 AM
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Starks posted...
"Do you remember Umaro's wang-sock or the CEnis?"

"Whose IRL best friend caused Black LUEsday?"

"Who was Puggles?"
Umaros cock sock was on LUE

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K-driver
05/18/23 11:40:59 AM
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How much do you need to spend on new jeans when you get ketchup from your well-done steak on your old ones?

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NeonTentacles
05/18/23 11:42:42 AM
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Where do people put their fridge?

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Hornezz
05/18/23 11:43:05 AM
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"You have a fridge upstairs?"

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NeonTentacles posted...
Where do people put their fridge?

damnit

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NoxObscuras
05/18/23 11:43:41 AM
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"Is ass better than boobs?"
Choices: Yes or Yes

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RISEofCHRISTIAN
05/18/23 11:43:44 AM
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What was the date the Man Fan died that ushered in a new era on CE?

What was the temperature high on the day Man Fan died?

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NeonTentacles
05/18/23 11:44:03 AM
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Hornezz posted...
"You have a fridge upstairs?"

edit:

damnit
Ninja'd lol

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NeonTentacles
05/18/23 11:44:53 AM
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NoxObscuras posted...
"Is ass better than boobs?"
Choices: Yes or Yes
If they write in No, they get an extra 5 points.

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Dark_Arbron
05/18/23 11:45:08 AM
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I get the feeling Im going to like it here.

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NeonTentacles
05/18/23 11:45:17 AM
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RISEofCHRISTIAN posted...
What was the date the Man Fan died that ushered in a new era on CE?

What was the temperature high on the day Man Fan died?
Fuck, what was the date? I know it was in January but I forget the year. Was it 2012?

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RISEofCHRISTIAN
05/18/23 11:47:04 AM
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NeonTentacles posted...
Fuck, what was the date? I know it was in January but I forget the year. Was it 2012?

January 22, 2012

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NeonTentacles
05/18/23 11:48:26 AM
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Damn I'm good. I get points for that, right?

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Payzmaykr
05/18/23 11:48:30 AM
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Nothing. We basically have a two-strike policy now, so the bad users will sort themselves out within a month or two. This board has SO many moderators posting and lurking, too.

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NeonTentacles
05/18/23 11:50:10 AM
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What did Gilberto post about that made CE collectively go "What the fuck"?

Bonus question: What was the original topic about before he completely derailed it? I forget this one >_>

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doesntcare
05/18/23 11:50:24 AM
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I can not remember if it was here or the ps4 board but...
Do you have a camping toilet in your room
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NeonTentacles
05/18/23 11:50:58 AM
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doesntcare posted...
I can not remember if it was here or the ps4 board but...
Do you have a camping toilet in your room
I don't remember seeing that on CE. That might be a PS4 original

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Hornezz
05/18/23 11:51:39 AM
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"There is a pool full of alligators. A man standing on one side crosses the pool without being harmed. How does he do it?"

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texanfan27
05/18/23 11:53:15 AM
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Sounds like there should be an archive for all the strange stories that have happened here.

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NoxObscuras
05/18/23 11:54:45 AM
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NeonTentacles posted...
If they write in No, they get an extra 5 points.
Well played lol

Serious test question though:

"Which user's dad was making some soup?"

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NeonTentacles
05/18/23 11:55:48 AM
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texanfan27 posted...
Sounds like there should be an archive for all the strange stories that have happened here.
There were multiple ones. WikiFAQs, GameFAQsArchive, WikiCEdia, etc. But they all went offline. Now we can only pass our rich history through word of mouth, but people get old and leave or they forget or misremember details. It's a shame >_>

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Kitt
05/18/23 12:07:31 PM
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If this topic is the planet, where is CE located?

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RISEofCHRISTIAN
05/18/23 12:10:13 PM
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Kitt posted...
If this topic is the planet, where is CE located?

The room outside?

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Kitt
05/18/23 12:13:43 PM
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RISEofCHRISTIAN posted...
The room outside?
Wunderbar!

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Wandering__Hero
05/18/23 12:20:26 PM
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I'm fine with being an illegal immigrant. At least till I get bored

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NeonTentacles
05/18/23 3:15:22 PM
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What is written on Brown Guy's shirt?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/6/8/AAfWomAAEfRc.jpg

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Alteres
05/18/23 3:15:55 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
What is written on Brown Guy's shirt?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/6/8/AAfWomAAEfRc.jpg
lol

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NeonTentacles
05/18/23 3:16:29 PM
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No but seriously. What was written on it? >_> The Brown Guy Is Fuck?

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
05/18/23 3:17:45 PM
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The shark filled pool riddle

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Jiek_Fafn
05/18/23 3:18:09 PM
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"Who did soft goth best?"

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A_Good_Boy
05/18/23 3:21:56 PM
#38:


"Complete the following sequence: P-"

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lww99
05/18/23 3:27:04 PM
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Strider102 posted...
What user put an eye dropper inside his penis hole to use as a masturbating tool, which then got stuck and he had to go to his mom to take him to the hospital to get it removed?

NeonTentacles posted...
Oh fuck, I remember that story lol. Didn't he also have a balloon wrapped around it too?

Is there any place to reread that? I'm probably forgetting a ton of details >_>


fucking WHAT


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Blue_Thunder
05/18/23 3:30:15 PM
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Name the site-that-shall-not-be-named.

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Strider102
05/18/23 3:32:27 PM
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lww99 posted...
fucking WHAT

It was one of those "you had to be there" experiences.

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NeonTentacles
05/18/23 3:38:12 PM
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Yeah, it happened like in the late 00s I think? It was fucking hilarious to read

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Strider102
05/18/23 3:39:45 PM
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IIRC it was made of glass too, so he was terrified to do anything that could potentially break it.

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Bass
05/18/23 3:40:31 PM
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Who do we jerk it with?

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Damn_Underscore
05/18/23 3:41:45 PM
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Reading that story hurts me

who does that lol

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NeonTentacles
05/18/23 3:47:04 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
Reading that story hurts me

who does that lol
Horny teenagers that want to find new ways to deed. He's probably into all sorts of S&M shit now I bet

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TomClark
05/18/23 3:49:44 PM
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Is Rick Moranis dead, or just his career?

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NeoShadowhen
05/18/23 3:53:39 PM
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Who was the guy who couldnt get his wife pregnant, so his dad did?

Seriously, I really need an update so I can finish my novella.

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Strider102
05/18/23 3:55:16 PM
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NeoShadowhen posted...
Who was the guy who couldnt get his wife pregnant, so his dad did?

Seriously, I really need an update so I can finish my novella.

That was a fun topic.

Some we're congratulating him, others were saying he got cucked by his dad, others were just like "wtf?"

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Bass
05/18/23 4:00:38 PM
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NeoShadowhen posted...
Who was the guy who couldnt get his wife pregnant, so his dad did?

Seriously, I really need an update so I can finish my novella.
That was Will_VIIII.

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