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LeoRavus
05/20/23 11:50:48 PM
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Peanut butter
Jelly
Mayo
Ketchup

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Klaus343
05/20/23 11:52:52 PM
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Honey:
In 2015, archaeologists reported that they'd found 3,000-year-old honey while excavating tombs in Egypt, and it was perfectly edible. This durability is thanks to the unique features of honey: it is low in water and high in sugar, so bacteria cannot grow on it.

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Aloc
05/20/23 11:53:08 PM
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All food goes bad but canned tuna takes years.

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Bleuets
05/20/23 11:53:47 PM
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I dont know, those fries turn into styrofoam if you dont eat them within five minutes.
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DirkDiggles
05/20/23 11:55:17 PM
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Twinkies, those would survive a nuclear winter.

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itachi15243
05/20/23 11:55:18 PM
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Salt, sugar, honey, rice, dried beans

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Bleuets
05/20/23 11:56:07 PM
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Honey does go bad. If you need proof just look at my honey in the bear container thats turned into pure sugar crystals. That shit aint edible.
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Axiom
05/20/23 11:57:00 PM
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LeoRavus posted...
Mayo
This boy gonna die
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DirkDiggles
05/20/23 11:58:27 PM
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Bleuets posted...
Honey does go bad. If you need proof just look at my honey in the bear container thats turned into pure sugar crystals. That shit aint edible.

Put the bear in boiling water for a few minutes. Those sugar crystals will melt back into honey.

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Klaus343
05/20/23 11:59:00 PM
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Bleuets posted...
Honey does go bad. If you need proof just look at my honey in the bear container thats turned into pure sugar crystals. That shit aint edible.

Just place the container in warm water and stir the honey until the crystals dissolve.

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Bleuets
05/20/23 11:59:38 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
Put the bear in boiling water for a few minutes. Those sugar crystals will melt back into honey.

Cool trick, thank you for the tip!


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MarthGoomba
05/21/23 12:00:13 AM
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chocolate

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Pitlord_Special
05/21/23 12:03:32 AM
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Mayo definitely goes bad, dont know what youre on about with that. Ive also saved ketchup tubs from fast food places that ended up turning brown after a few years (didnt try them to be sure but any weird color change usually isnt a good sign)

Mountain House freeze dried food is supposed to last at least 30 years. I keep a box of that stuff but Im usually cycling through it as I go backpacking and camping. Ive also only been buying them for like 12 years.

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CADE_FOSTER
05/21/23 12:06:46 AM
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mcdonalds food
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MabusIncarnate
05/21/23 12:08:08 AM
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I saw some video where a guy ate some powdered potato soup from the 1940s or something and it was apparently still good

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LeoRavus
05/21/23 12:08:21 AM
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Pitlord_Special posted...
Mayo definitely goes bad, dont know what youre on about with that. Ive also saved ketchup tubs from fast food places that ended up turning brown after a few years (didnt try them to be sure but any weird color change usually isnt a good sign)

Mountain House freeze dried food is supposed to last at least 30 years. I keep a box of that stuff but Im usually cycling through it as I go backpacking and camping. Ive also only been buying them for like 12 years.
I ate some mayo a while back that looked and tasted perfectly fine. Decided to check expiration labels one day and it expired 4 years ago.

I've never seen rotten mayo as long as it's refrigerated.

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CADE_FOSTER
05/21/23 12:11:53 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVOIgPrDH7E

This dude routinely eats shit that shouldnt be eaten that may still be good
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Axiom
05/21/23 12:15:38 AM
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CADE_FOSTER posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVOIgPrDH7E

This dude routinely eats shit that shouldnt be eaten that may still be good
Does he even have any skin on his ass anymore from all the diarrhea he gets
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Questionmarktarius
05/21/23 12:17:11 AM
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whiskey
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Ricemills
05/21/23 12:19:05 AM
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Honey

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Kaiganeer
05/21/23 12:22:29 AM
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CADE_FOSTER posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVOIgPrDH7E

This dude routinely eats shit that shouldnt be eaten that may still be good
that man loves a nice gusset
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