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LeoRavus 05/21/23 4:45:28 PM #1:	How would you cash it in? Seems like you'd have to explain to someone where you got a golden broom or shoe. --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:973621082] in If you had... [t:80451449]...</cite> <quote>How would you cash it in?Seems like you'd have to explain to someone where you got a golden broom or shoe. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heineken14 05/21/23 4:46:19 PM #2:	Couldn't you just turn rocks into gold and then not have to explain shit? --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. <cite>Heineken14 posted [p:973621097] in If you had... [t:80451449]...</cite> <quote>Couldn't you just turn rocks into gold and then not have to explain shit?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bishop_Hastur 05/21/23 4:48:17 PM #3:	I'd get a bunch of aquarium gravel and convert it. Anyone asks where I got the gold I'll just mutter something about a family mine. --- Have you seen the Yellow Sign? Quando omni flunkus moritati <cite>Bishop_Hastur posted [p:973621141] in If you had... [t:80451449]...</cite> <quote>I'd get a bunch of aquarium gravel and convert it. Anyone asks where I got the gold I'll just mutter something about a family mine. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Karovorak 05/21/23 4:49:19 PM #4:	Maybe just buy some cheap jewelry? Buy some cheap ring -> transmute it to gold -> Profit <cite>Karovorak posted [p:973621166] in If you had... [t:80451449]...</cite> <quote>Maybe just buy some cheap jewelry?Buy some cheap ring -> transmute it to gold -> Profit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MorbidFaithless 05/21/23 4:51:35 PM #5:	Karovorak posted... Maybe just buy some cheap jewelry? Buy some cheap ring -> transmute it to gold -> Profit Well that's practical. I think you would still have to be careful. You obviously couldn't show up with dozens of extremely expensive pieces of jewelry and not seem suspicious if you don't have a reason to have them. --- walk like thunder <cite>MorbidFaithless posted [p:973621223] in If you had... [t:80451449]...</cite> <quote>Karovorak posted... </cite><quote>Maybe just buy some cheap jewelry?Buy some cheap ring -> transmute it to gold -> Profit</quote>Well that's practical. I think you would still have to be careful. You obviously couldn't show up with dozens of extremely expensive pieces of jewelry and not seem suspicious if you don't have a reason to have them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 05/21/23 4:52:35 PM #6:	Id just turn random street signs into gold and leave them there and make everyone wonder what the fuck is going on. --- The only thing we have to fear is Trumble itself. http://error1355.com/ce/Trumble.html <cite>Trumble posted [p:973621242] in If you had... [t:80451449]...</cite> <quote>Id just turn random street signs into gold and leave them there and make everyone wonder what the fuck is going on.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SocialistGamer 05/21/23 4:54:52 PM #7:	My toilet --- Capcom is the best developer ever! Steam ID: SocialistGamer92 <cite>SocialistGamer posted [p:973621297] in If you had... [t:80451449]...</cite> <quote>My toilet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 05/21/23 4:56:19 PM #8:	You can buy bricks, and then boom, gold bars. No need to explain innocuous slabs of metal. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:973621335] in If you had... [t:80451449]...</cite> <quote>You can buy bricks, and then boom, gold bars.No need to explain innocuous slabs of metal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 05/21/23 4:57:29 PM #9:	Bishop_Hastur posted... I'd get a bunch of aquarium gravel and convert it. Anyone asks where I got the gold I'll just mutter something about a family mine. I think gold found in mines has to be refined to get out the rock and stuff. Solid gold gravel would be a red flag I guess cheap jewelry could work if you dealt with shady people. It would all be 24 karat --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:973621359] in If you had... [t:80451449]...</cite> <quote>Bishop_Hastur posted... </cite><quote>I'd get a bunch of aquarium gravel and convert it. Anyone asks where I got the gold I'll just mutter something about a family mine.</quote>I think gold found in mines has to be refined to get out the rock and stuff. Solid gold gravel would be a red flagI guess cheap jewelry could work if you dealt with shady people. It would all be 24 karat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GranTurismo 05/21/23 11:15:33 PM #10:	LeoRavus posted... How would you cash it in? Seems like you'd have to explain to someone where you got a golden broom or shoe. where is the philosopher's stone from? is it some movie? <cite>GranTurismo posted [p:973627824] in If you had... [t:80451449]...</cite> <quote>LeoRavus posted... </cite><quote>How would you cash it in?Seems like you'd have to explain to someone where you got a golden broom or shoe.</quote>where is the philosopher's stone from? is it some movie?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeoRavus 05/21/23 11:24:21 PM #12:	GranTurismo posted... where is the philosopher's stone from? is it some movie? It was real but the phobe who made harry potter stole the idea --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:973627942] in If you had... [t:80451449]...</cite> <quote>GranTurismo posted... </cite><quote>where is the philosopher's stone from? is it some movie?</quote>It was real but the phobe who made harry potter stole the idea</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243 05/21/23 11:26:07 PM #13:	LeoRavus posted... I think gold found in mines has to be refined to get out the rock and stuff. Solid gold gravel would be a red flag I guess cheap jewelry could work if you dealt with shady people. It would all be 24 karat I've seen youtubers turn gold ore into rings and just otherwise 24 karat gold. Gold bars need to be stamped however, so I'd probably get some clay and make little gold nuggets to sell. Say that I got them from my great grandfather or something. Along with rings and some other somewhat common things that are fairly regular, or that I could make up a believable story around. Once I had enough money from that, I could probably buy the rights to a mine, or even just some sort of business dealing in gold and regularly supplant my business with large amounts of gold. --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz <cite>itachi15243 posted [p:973627970] in If you had... [t:80451449]...</cite> <quote>LeoRavus posted... </cite><quote>I think gold found in mines has to be refined to get out the rock and stuff. Solid gold gravel would be a red flagI guess cheap jewelry could work if you dealt with shady people. It would all be 24 karat</quote>I've seen youtubers turn gold ore into rings and just otherwise 24 karat gold. Gold bars need to be stamped however, so I'd probably get some clay and make little gold nuggets to sell. Say that I got them from my great grandfather or something. Along with rings and some other somewhat common things that are fairly regular, or that I could make up a believable story around. Once I had enough money from that, I could probably buy the rights to a mine, or even just some sort of business dealing in gold and regularly supplant my business with large amounts of gold. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 05/21/23 11:26:10 PM #14:	LeoRavus posted... It was real but the phobe who made harry potter stole the idea Just say it's from Fullmetal Alchemist and you won't have to give that bitch credit for anything. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:973627971] in If you had... [t:80451449]...</cite> <quote>LeoRavus posted... </cite><quote>It was real but the phobe who made harry potter stole the idea</quote>Just say it's from Fullmetal Alchemist and you won't have to give that bitch credit for anything. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 05/21/23 11:29:26 PM #15:	Just melt down whatever you turn to gold --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:973628000] in If you had... [t:80451449]...</cite> <quote>Just melt down whatever you turn to gold</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vokrent 05/21/23 11:46:07 PM #16:	i would turn all my food stuffs in my cupboards into pizza --- The four protectors fired 41 shots, hitting him 19 times. Searching the body, there were no weapons found. He lies with those who died in vain. <cite>Vokrent posted [p:973628198] in If you had... [t:80451449]...</cite> <quote>i would turn all my food stuffs in my cupboards into pizza</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 05/21/23 11:51:19 PM #17:	Id use it on republicans <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:973628267] in If you had... [t:80451449]...</cite> <quote>Id use it on republicans </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DementedDurian 05/21/23 11:52:28 PM #18:	Toilet! --- (She/Her) Succubus, succubus, er...something...I don't care anymore. <3 Video Game IGN: Nyobe. Someone tell me I'm pretty; very often I don't feel pretty... <cite>DementedDurian posted [p:973628277] in If you had... [t:80451449]...</cite> <quote>Toilet!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Requiem 05/21/23 11:56:36 PM #19:	Pretty sure you'll have to be able to explain where the gold came from, because the feds will be onto you (probably thinking it's a laundering scheme for organized crime, terrorist organizations, etc etc) if it's any appreciable amount. "Yeah, I found a few gold coins in my grandpa's chest".... sure, that'll pass. "Yeah, I found a few tons of gold bar in my dead aunt's cookie jar"... not so much. --- Copyright free literature available at http://www.gutenberg.org/wiki/Main_Page... otherwise known as Tex-Mex <cite>Requiem posted [p:973628316] in If you had... [t:80451449]...</cite> <quote>Pretty sure you'll have to be able to explain where the gold came from, because the feds will be onto you (probably thinking it's a laundering scheme for organized crime, terrorist organizations, etc etc) if it's any appreciable amount."Yeah, I found a few gold coins in my grandpa's chest".... sure, that'll pass."Yeah, I found a few tons of gold bar in my dead aunt's cookie jar"... not so much.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 05/21/23 11:57:11 PM #20:	Requiem posted... Pretty sure you'll have to be able to explain where the gold came from, because the feds will be onto you (probably thinking it's a laundering scheme for organized crime, terrorist organizations, etc etc) if it's any appreciable amount. "Yeah, I found a few gold coins in my grandpa's chest".... sure, that'll pass. "Yeah, I found a few tons of gold bar in my dead aunt's cookie jar"... not so much. Is it illegal to have gold? <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:973628323] in If you had... [t:80451449]...</cite> <quote>Requiem posted... </cite><quote>Pretty sure you'll have to be able to explain where the gold came from, because the feds will be onto you (probably thinking it's a laundering scheme for organized crime, terrorist organizations, etc etc) if it's any appreciable amount."Yeah, I found a few gold coins in my grandpa's chest".... sure, that'll pass."Yeah, I found a few tons of gold bar in my dead aunt's cookie jar"... not so much.</quote>Is it illegal to have gold? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 05/21/23 11:57:46 PM #21:	MICHALECOLE posted... Is it illegal to have gold? Yes --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:973628329] in If you had... [t:80451449]...</cite> <quote>MICHALECOLE posted... </cite><quote>Is it illegal to have gold?</quote>Yes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 05/21/23 11:59:41 PM #22:	Irony posted... Yes Oh okay <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:973628353] in If you had... [t:80451449]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite><quote>Yes</quote>Oh okay </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Requiem 05/22/23 12:01:32 AM #23:	MICHALECOLE posted... Is it illegal to have gold? Not since 1975, but if you're moving a large amounts of gold... the feds will definitely be curious for highly likely criminal activity. Of course, in this case it won't be (since there's no law against using magic to turn stuff into gold)... but you'll probably end up dead in an unfortunate accident or drug overdose and the stone was never there wink wink. --- Copyright free literature available at http://www.gutenberg.org/wiki/Main_Page... otherwise known as Tex-Mex <cite>Requiem posted [p:973628378] in If you had... [t:80451449]...</cite> <quote>MICHALECOLE posted... </cite><quote>Is it illegal to have gold?</quote>Not since 1975, but if you're moving a large amounts of gold... the feds will definitely be curious for highly likely criminal activity.Of course, in this case it won't be (since there's no law against using magic to turn stuff into gold)... but you'll probably end up dead in an unfortunate accident or drug overdose and the stone was never there wink wink.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 05/22/23 12:02:57 AM #24:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/1/AAZsuhAAEf9Z.jpg I read that this site is legit so I just gonna sell the gold to them through mail . maybe I can sell a few nuggets every few months without suspicion! --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Gothic 2 NOTR, Discworld series He/Him <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:973628398] in If you had... [t:80451449]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/1/AAZsuhAAEf9Z.jpg I read that this site is legit so I just gonna sell the gold to them through mail . maybe I can sell a few nuggets every few months without suspicion! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 05/22/23 12:18:02 AM #25:	I guess there's always pawn shops? Like travel around with your loot and hit every shady looking pawn shop you can find. Or black market. Take way less than market value and let them deal with it --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:973628613] in If you had... [t:80451449]...</cite> <quote>I guess there's always pawn shops? Like travel around with your loot and hit every shady looking pawn shop you can find.Or black market. Take way less than market value and let them deal with it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 05/22/23 12:23:47 AM #26:	GranTurismo posted... where is the philosopher's stone from? is it some movie? It originally was an actual medieval European legend. If I remember right, it would transform stuff into gold but also probably the bigger perk is it made the user immortal <cite>Zikten posted [p:973628676] in If you had... [t:80451449]...</cite> <quote>GranTurismo posted... </cite><quote>where is the philosopher's stone from? is it some movie?</quote>It originally was an actual medieval European legend. If I remember right, it would transform stuff into gold but also probably the bigger perk is it made the user immortal</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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