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Kombucha
05/23/23 11:28:03 AM
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is pizza a sandwich if if you fold it


what the fuck

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Heartomaton
05/23/23 11:28:41 AM
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No it's a calzone.

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DementedDurian
05/23/23 11:29:25 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
No it's a calzone.

This. Don't complicate matters with bullshit.

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PoopPotato
05/23/23 11:30:07 AM
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Then an unfolded slice of pizza is an open face lasagna

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Kombucha
05/23/23 11:30:11 AM
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yes leading

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Kami_no_Kami
05/23/23 11:30:40 AM
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No, Patrick. Mayonnaise is not an instrument
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masticatingman
05/23/23 11:33:12 AM
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Yes.

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TheGoldenEel
05/23/23 11:33:45 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
No it's a calzone.
A calzone is a sandwich

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Heartomaton
05/23/23 11:35:03 AM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
A calzone is a sandwich

Your face is a sandwich.

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R1masher
05/23/23 11:36:15 AM
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Its an empanada at that point

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Enclave
05/23/23 11:36:54 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
No it's a calzone.

A calzone is a sandwich though.

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Heartomaton
05/23/23 11:37:22 AM
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Enclave posted...
A calzone is a sandwich though.

Heartomaton posted...
Your face is a sandwich.


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CommonStar
05/23/23 11:38:17 AM
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No it's taco
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Irony
05/23/23 11:41:35 AM
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Calzones are just big ravioli

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Paragon21XX
05/23/23 11:43:44 AM
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It's a taco if you fold it. You have to cut it in half and place the two halves together to make it a sandwich.

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Big_Nabendu
05/23/23 11:44:04 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
No it's a calzone.


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Were_Wyrm
05/23/23 11:44:58 AM
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This is why new yorkers fold their pizza, to make it a sandwich.

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Revelation34
05/23/23 11:45:07 AM
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TheGoldenEel posted...

A calzone is a sandwich


No.

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ZevLoveDOOM
05/23/23 11:45:13 AM
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Itsa calzone you stronzo!!
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Alteres
05/23/23 11:51:53 AM
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if if

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Kombucha
05/23/23 11:52:51 AM
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Alteres posted...
if if

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ironman2009
05/23/23 11:55:55 AM
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Only if you put mayonnaise on it

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LeoRavus
05/23/23 11:57:17 AM
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Only square slices of bread or buns/rolls can make sandwiches. Hot dogs are sandwiches.

Pie, calzone, and pizza are not sandwiches. Those stupid buns made out of donuts and mac and cheese are not sandwiches.

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LincolnDuncan
05/23/23 11:57:32 AM
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CommonStar posted...
No it's taco

This

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cjsdowg
05/23/23 12:04:30 PM
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When will people stop trying to make everything a fucking sandwich. And those people who want to make open sandwich a thing just no. If everything thing is a sandwich then what us is that word.

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Enclave
05/23/23 3:26:34 PM
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Irony posted...
Calzones are just big ravioli

Ravioli is also a sandwich.

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Noumas
05/23/23 3:31:57 PM
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If folding pizza is a thing like calzone, then why did they give Ben Wyatt such shit for liking calzones so much?
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Spurner
05/23/23 3:38:22 PM
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Irony posted...
Calzones are just big ravioli

If I open up a big ravioli, is it now a pizza?
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xlr_big-coop
05/23/23 4:01:10 PM
#30:


Heartomaton posted...
No it's a calzone.
Would the calzone become a sandwich if you cut it open though?

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Paragon21XX
05/23/23 5:10:39 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

"Open-faced sandwich" is an oxymoron because nothing is being sandwiched.

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Enclave
05/23/23 5:42:02 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


A pizza is more of a soup.

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Trumble
05/23/23 6:10:51 PM
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Heartomaton needs a shutthefuckup sandwich tbh

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A_Good_Boy
05/23/23 6:11:45 PM
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xlr_big-coop posted...
Would the calzone become a sandwich if you cut it open though?
No, it would be a mess.

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Machete
05/23/23 6:12:37 PM
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yes, unless it has pineapple on it, in which case it is not food of any kind.

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Trumble
05/23/23 6:13:36 PM
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Machete posted...
yes, unless it has pineapple on it, in which case it is not food of any kind.
Pineapple on pizza is bad, but if it's now a sandwich rather than a pizza, does that issue still hold...?

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BB_mofo
05/23/23 6:25:28 PM
#37:


No.

There is such a thing as an "open faced sandwich", which is just toppings on a piece of sliced bread or toast. An example is the WWII rations classic "Shit on a shingle", with the more family friendly name being "Creamed chipped beef on toast".

For a pizza to be a sandwich, it would have to be on sliced bread.

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Psuedo_Audacity
05/23/23 6:26:52 PM
#39:


Real question is if it's really pizza if you don't fold it.
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averagejoel
05/23/23 6:28:13 PM
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it's an open sandwich if you don't fold it

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Revelation34
05/24/23 1:54:20 AM
#41:


A quesadilla is not a sandwich.

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008Zulu
05/24/23 2:09:17 AM
#42:


Enclave posted...
A pizza is more of a soup.
Chicago pizza, maybe.

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