Current Events > Im at a urinal and the dude next to me shook his dick for 7 seconds! >_>

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NeonTentacles
05/23/23 8:13:59 PM
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Like bruh, you only need to shake it for like 3 seconds MAX! That's justbweird bro.

Yes I'm drunk and YES i had a spacer urinal between us >_> I know my common courtesy!

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FolkenRawr
05/23/23 8:16:17 PM
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The weird part is watching, even with peripherals, what anyone else is doing in a bathroom...

Not to mention, there are plenty of issues that cause you to 'feel' done when you're not.

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Heartomaton
05/23/23 8:16:46 PM
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What would have been your reaction if this happened instead?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/0/AAcI8BAAEgUC.jpg

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Spurner
05/23/23 8:17:10 PM
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Takes longer as you get older.
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Raikuro
05/23/23 8:17:22 PM
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Maybe it's so long it needs more to empty it all out
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BlueBoy675
05/23/23 8:20:37 PM
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Shake it once thats fine

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YourBestFrenemy
05/23/23 8:25:18 PM
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The fact that you know he shook it for exactly seven seconds concerns me far more than the fact that he shook it for seven seconds.
Does getting drunk just make you pay more attention to guy's dicks or something?

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NatsuSama
05/23/23 8:26:53 PM
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KanWan posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/6/AAfboFAAEgUI.jpg
I hate those type of fucks lol.

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thronedfire2
05/23/23 8:28:06 PM
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why are you counting
KanWan posted...
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I would stop mid stream and move over

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brestugo
05/23/23 8:28:10 PM
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Petergazer detected.

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Agent_Stroud
05/23/23 8:28:39 PM
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He was probably waiting for you to leave since you likely made him a bit pee shy, TC.

I know I cant stand trying to do my business with folks watching me, just sayin.

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Strider102
05/23/23 8:31:55 PM
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https://youtu.be/69zrp27cVXY

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YugiNoob
05/23/23 8:32:59 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/4/AAPV5JAAEgUQ.jpg

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Trumble
05/23/23 8:34:25 PM
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After 4 seconds it counts as fapping.

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NeonTentacles
05/23/23 8:34:58 PM
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KanWan posted...
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lmao

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MabusIncarnate
05/23/23 8:35:06 PM
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Who even shakes when there is a porcelain ledge right there for you to slap it on.

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Irony
05/23/23 8:39:41 PM
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So not only does TC look at people's dicks when he's at the urinal but he probably has pee stains on the front of his underwear

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thronedfire2
05/23/23 8:40:14 PM
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KanWan posted...
fucking #based

asserting your dominance by peeing on your enemy is a tale as old as time

oh I meant away from him

but my stream would be renewed even stronger

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Thud
05/23/23 8:41:16 PM
#23:


He was sending you a message in Morse code

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itcheyness
05/23/23 8:42:35 PM
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More than 3 shakes is just playing with it...

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Irony
05/23/23 8:43:04 PM
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itcheyness posted...
More than 3 shakes is just playing with it...
Thank you tinkle fairy

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NeonTentacles
05/23/23 9:41:21 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
What would have been your reaction if this happened instead?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/0/AAcI8BAAEgUC.jpg
I could turn red and leave the rest room in shame . Duh

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NeonTentacles
05/23/23 9:42:25 PM
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Trumble posted...
After 4 seconds it counts as fapping.
Exactly!

YugiNoob posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/4/AAPV5JAAEgUQ.jpg
EXACTLY!!!

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NeonTentacles
05/23/23 9:43:14 PM
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Irony posted...
So not only does TC look at people's dicks when he's at the urinal but he probably has pee stains on the front of his underwear
Thats weird. I just use my peripherals like a normal person to look at dicks to make sure no shenanigans are happening bruh. I'm cock vigilant to make sure there"s not deeding next to me >_>

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InTheEyesOfFire
05/23/23 9:50:09 PM
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Cant remember who said it but more than 3 seconds is playing with it at that point apparently.

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NeonTentacles
05/23/23 9:50:59 PM
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InTheEyesOfFire posted...
Cant remember who said it but more than 3 seconds is playing with it at that point apparently.
Yep! You read the rulebook

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YugiNoob
05/23/23 10:02:32 PM
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InTheEyesOfFire posted...
Cant remember who said it but more than 3 seconds is playing with it at that point apparently.
I think in the Simpsons Movie Homer said something like More than two shakes and its playing with yourself

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masterbarf
05/23/23 10:05:12 PM
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After 6 seconds, you're having a gay experience.

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bigtiggie23
05/23/23 10:20:15 PM
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YugiNoob posted...

I think in the Simpsons Movie Homer said something like More than two shakes and its playing with yourself

DX said that once too when they were peeing all over the DOA's motorcycles.

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Kradek
05/23/23 10:21:20 PM
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The weirdest part is that you not only noticed, but counted.

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NeonTentacles
05/23/23 10:24:33 PM
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Kradek posted...
The weirdest part is that you not only noticed, but counted.
It was a lot of shaking. Why wouldnt I count after seeing this flopping cock in the corner of my eye for a crazy amount of time?

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Kradek
05/23/23 10:28:52 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
It was a lot of shaking. Why wouldnt I count after seeing this flopping cock in the corner of my eye for a crazy amount of time?

Well, for starters, when someone's dick happens to be within my eyesight I tend to not make a point of focusing on it. It's fine if you're into them, of course.

However, while I see why your eyes would notice excessive shaking, my mind would think he may be jerking off for the thrills or out of desperation so that would be another reason to not focus on it.

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NeonTentacles
05/23/23 10:34:50 PM
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YourBestFrenemy posted...
The fact that you know he shook it for exactly seven seconds concerns me far more than the fact that he shook it for seven seconds.
Does getting drunk just make you pay more attention to guy's dicks or something?
No lie, once when me and a friend got plastered, we went to the bathroom and did an X-strike like in Chrono Trigger where I peed in his urinal and he peed in mine. It was fun >_>

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EthanSilver
05/23/23 10:36:42 PM
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Reminds of that one song,

Shake it once, that's fine
Shake it twice, that's okay
Shake it three times
You're playing with yourself again
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NeonTentacles
05/23/23 10:55:50 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

What's Good Charlotte? A song about members?

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YourBestFrenemy
05/23/23 11:15:17 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
No lie, once when me and a friend got plastered, we went to the bathroom and did an X-strike like in Chrono Trigger where I peed in his urinal and he peed in mine. It was fun >_>
No lie, that sounds awesome.

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Kradek
05/23/23 11:23:01 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
What's Good Charlotte? A song about members?

It's a band.

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andel
05/23/23 11:25:28 PM
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you should have pulled a power move and started shaking yours more aggressively

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XxKrazyChaosxX
05/23/23 11:33:16 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/2/AAJmR2AADU5q.jpg

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EthanSilver
05/23/23 11:39:04 PM
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andel posted...
you should have pulled a power move and started shaking yours more aggressively
That some next level shit andel... don't expect such power moves from the common pleb.

Kradek posted...
It's a band.
Yup... lol, makes me feel old.

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mercurydude
05/24/23 1:08:55 AM
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KanWan posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/6/AAfboFAAEgUI.jpg

Oh yeah, I can relate. I've been in this EXACT same situation before.

And then I look at the dude in the orange shirt and just start quietly singing my favorite song, "Nobody wants to be lonely, nobody wants to cryyyy...."

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bigtiggie23
05/24/23 1:32:45 AM
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KanWan posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/6/AAfboFAAEgUI.jpg

Don't see this where I work. Our bathroom has 15 urinals and if even one is being used the next guy will lock himself in a stall to pee.

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SSJGrimReaper
05/24/23 2:11:27 AM
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did he put the other hand on the wall in front of him

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NeonTentacles
05/24/23 12:12:47 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
did he put the other hand on the wall in front of him
Nope. One hand on his side, the other on his cock

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