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NeonTentacles 05/23/23 8:13:59 PM #1: |
Like bruh, you only need to shake it for like 3 seconds MAX! That's justbweird bro. Yes I'm drunk and YES i had a spacer urinal between us >_> I know my common courtesy! --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FolkenRawr 05/23/23 8:16:17 PM #2: |
The weird part is watching, even with peripherals, what anyone else is doing in a bathroom... Not to mention, there are plenty of issues that cause you to 'feel' done when you're not. --- Cookin like a chef, I'm a 5 Star Michelin ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 05/23/23 8:16:46 PM #3: |
What would have been your reaction if this happened instead? https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/0/AAcI8BAAEgUC.jpg --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Spurner 05/23/23 8:17:10 PM #4: |
Takes longer as you get older. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Raikuro 05/23/23 8:17:22 PM #5: |
Maybe it's so long it needs more to empty it all out ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlueBoy675 05/23/23 8:20:37 PM #6: |
Shake it once thats fine --- Hope rides alone ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YourBestFrenemy 05/23/23 8:25:18 PM #8: |
The fact that you know he shook it for exactly seven seconds concerns me far more than the fact that he shook it for seven seconds. Does getting drunk just make you pay more attention to guy's dicks or something? --- You punched me in the boob! Prepare to die, obviously! - Roxy Richter ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NatsuSama 05/23/23 8:26:53 PM #9: |
KanWan posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/6/AAfboFAAEgUI.jpgI hate those type of fucks lol. --- WAAAH, I CAN'T BEAT THIS GUY WITH HIS TACTICS, I'M GONNA CALL IT SPAM AND CONDEMN HIM FOR USING IT ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 05/23/23 8:28:06 PM #10: |
why are you counting KanWan posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/6/AAfboFAAEgUI.jpg I would stop mid stream and move over --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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brestugo 05/23/23 8:28:10 PM #11: |
Petergazer detected. --- Putin delenda est ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Agent_Stroud 05/23/23 8:28:39 PM #12: |
He was probably waiting for you to leave since you likely made him a bit pee shy, TC. I know I cant stand trying to do my business with folks watching me, just sayin. --- "We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 05/23/23 8:31:55 PM #15: |
https://youtu.be/69zrp27cVXY --- "I dreamt I was a moron." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 05/23/23 8:32:59 PM #16: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/4/AAPV5JAAEgUQ.jpg --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trumble 05/23/23 8:34:25 PM #17: |
After 4 seconds it counts as fapping. --- The only thing we have to fear is Trumble itself. http://error1355.com/ce/Trumble.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonTentacles 05/23/23 8:34:58 PM #18: |
KanWan posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/6/AAfboFAAEgUI.jpglmao --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 05/23/23 8:35:06 PM #19: |
Who even shakes when there is a porcelain ledge right there for you to slap it on. --- "They speak of progress, in red, white and blue. It's the structure of the future as demise comes seething through." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 05/23/23 8:39:41 PM #21: |
So not only does TC look at people's dicks when he's at the urinal but he probably has pee stains on the front of his underwear --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 05/23/23 8:40:14 PM #22: |
KanWan posted... fucking #based oh I meant away from him but my stream would be renewed even stronger --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Thud 05/23/23 8:41:16 PM #23: |
He was sending you a message in Morse code --- Happy birthday to the GROUND! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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itcheyness 05/23/23 8:42:35 PM #24: |
More than 3 shakes is just playing with it... --- Seattle Sounders 7-4-2 23pts 261 Refugee ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 05/23/23 8:43:04 PM #25: |
itcheyness posted... More than 3 shakes is just playing with it...Thank you tinkle fairy --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonTentacles 05/23/23 9:41:21 PM #26: |
Heartomaton posted... What would have been your reaction if this happened instead?I could turn red and leave the rest room in shame . Duh --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonTentacles 05/23/23 9:42:25 PM #27: |
Trumble posted... After 4 seconds it counts as fapping.Exactly! YugiNoob posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/4/AAPV5JAAEgUQ.jpgEXACTLY!!! --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonTentacles 05/23/23 9:43:14 PM #28: |
Irony posted... So not only does TC look at people's dicks when he's at the urinal but he probably has pee stains on the front of his underwearThats weird. I just use my peripherals like a normal person to look at dicks to make sure no shenanigans are happening bruh. I'm cock vigilant to make sure there"s not deeding next to me >_> --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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InTheEyesOfFire 05/23/23 9:50:09 PM #29: |
Cant remember who said it but more than 3 seconds is playing with it at that point apparently. --- "Oh man would you just shut up already, how come all you sword guys have to talk about how cool your swords are?" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonTentacles 05/23/23 9:50:59 PM #30: |
InTheEyesOfFire posted... Cant remember who said it but more than 3 seconds is playing with it at that point apparently.Yep! You read the rulebook --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 05/23/23 10:02:32 PM #31: |
InTheEyesOfFire posted... Cant remember who said it but more than 3 seconds is playing with it at that point apparently.I think in the Simpsons Movie Homer said something like More than two shakes and its playing with yourself --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterbarf 05/23/23 10:05:12 PM #32: |
After 6 seconds, you're having a gay experience. --- https://i.imgur.com/SJyzEFW.png by SmidgeIsntBack ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bigtiggie23 05/23/23 10:20:15 PM #33: |
YugiNoob posted...
DX said that once too when they were peeing all over the DOA's motorcycles. --- True fact: People driving to and from a Starbucks are the deadliest drivers you will ever encounter. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kradek 05/23/23 10:21:20 PM #34: |
The weirdest part is that you not only noticed, but counted. --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonTentacles 05/23/23 10:24:33 PM #35: |
Kradek posted... The weirdest part is that you not only noticed, but counted.It was a lot of shaking. Why wouldnt I count after seeing this flopping cock in the corner of my eye for a crazy amount of time? --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kradek 05/23/23 10:28:52 PM #36: |
NeonTentacles posted... It was a lot of shaking. Why wouldnt I count after seeing this flopping cock in the corner of my eye for a crazy amount of time? Well, for starters, when someone's dick happens to be within my eyesight I tend to not make a point of focusing on it. It's fine if you're into them, of course. However, while I see why your eyes would notice excessive shaking, my mind would think he may be jerking off for the thrills or out of desperation so that would be another reason to not focus on it. --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonTentacles 05/23/23 10:34:50 PM #37: |
YourBestFrenemy posted... The fact that you know he shook it for exactly seven seconds concerns me far more than the fact that he shook it for seven seconds.No lie, once when me and a friend got plastered, we went to the bathroom and did an X-strike like in Chrono Trigger where I peed in his urinal and he peed in mine. It was fun >_> --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EthanSilver 05/23/23 10:36:42 PM #38: |
Reminds of that one song, Shake it once, that's fine Shake it twice, that's okay Shake it three times You're playing with yourself again ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonTentacles 05/23/23 10:55:50 PM #40: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] What's Good Charlotte? A song about members? --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YourBestFrenemy 05/23/23 11:15:17 PM #41: |
NeonTentacles posted... No lie, once when me and a friend got plastered, we went to the bathroom and did an X-strike like in Chrono Trigger where I peed in his urinal and he peed in mine. It was fun >_>No lie, that sounds awesome. --- You punched me in the boob! Prepare to die, obviously! - Roxy Richter ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kradek 05/23/23 11:23:01 PM #42: |
NeonTentacles posted... What's Good Charlotte? A song about members? It's a band. --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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andel 05/23/23 11:25:28 PM #43: |
you should have pulled a power move and started shaking yours more aggressively --- I am thinking about just walking into the river now that Megaupload is gone and condoms are in porn.-Fubonis ... Copied to Clipboard!
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XxKrazyChaosxX 05/23/23 11:33:16 PM #44: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/2/AAJmR2AADU5q.jpg --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EthanSilver 05/23/23 11:39:04 PM #45: |
andel posted... you should have pulled a power move and started shaking yours more aggressivelyThat some next level shit andel... don't expect such power moves from the common pleb. Kradek posted... It's a band.Yup... lol, makes me feel old. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=desJKYvdq9A&ab_channel=GoodCharlotteVEVO ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mercurydude 05/24/23 1:08:55 AM #46: |
KanWan posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/6/AAfboFAAEgUI.jpg Oh yeah, I can relate. I've been in this EXACT same situation before. And then I look at the dude in the orange shirt and just start quietly singing my favorite song, "Nobody wants to be lonely, nobody wants to cryyyy...." --- God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes, 'cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose. - Everlast ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bigtiggie23 05/24/23 1:32:45 AM #47: |
KanWan posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/6/AAfboFAAEgUI.jpg Don't see this where I work. Our bathroom has 15 urinals and if even one is being used the next guy will lock himself in a stall to pee. --- True fact: People driving to and from a Starbucks are the deadliest drivers you will ever encounter. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJGrimReaper 05/24/23 2:11:27 AM #48: |
did he put the other hand on the wall in front of him --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonTentacles 05/24/23 12:12:47 PM #49: |
SSJGrimReaper posted... did he put the other hand on the wall in front of himNope. One hand on his side, the other on his cock --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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