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CyricZ
05/24/23 10:27:37 AM
#1:


Let out a big old belch.

Coworker head pops up previously unseen wondering what that ungodly noise was.

Fold into thirds and die.

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Were_Wyrm
05/24/23 10:28:57 AM
#2:


RIP in peace

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SoIidLegacy
05/24/23 10:36:42 AM
#3:


I have a similar problem with farts.

I think I'm alone and let out a silent rip. Literally immediately afterwards someone enters and walks over to me. I'm not sure which is worse: them remarking on the smell, or them not commenting on it, but merely giving this weird look.

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PoopPotato
05/24/23 10:37:27 AM
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Bro, you want someone to come into your office unexpectedly? Just rip a big old fart and they'll come out the woodwork.

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boomgetchopped3
05/24/23 10:38:54 AM
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I readjust my belt a lot and I always feel like Ill be caught with my hands down my pants tucking in my shirt but Ive never been caught once.
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willythemailboy
05/24/23 10:41:11 AM
#6:


SoIidLegacy posted...
I have a similar problem with farts.

I think I'm alone and let out a silent rip. Literally immediately afterwards someone enters and walks over to me. I'm not sure which is worse: them remarking on the smell, or them not commenting on it, but merely giving this weird look.
I can definitely top that: guy rips one while we were resetting an aisle at Walmart, and old lady comes around the corner, walks into the cloud of doom and immediately vomits all over the floor. I mean she went from zero to spewing in like two seconds.

We made Eric clean it up, because it was undeniably his fault.

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Karovorak
05/24/23 10:42:34 AM
#7:


CyricZ posted...
Let out a big old belch.

Coworker head pops up previously unseen wondering what that ungodly noise was.

Fold into thirds and die.

Who died?

You out of shame, or the Coworker because of the fart?

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PoopPotato
05/24/23 10:42:39 AM
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willythemailboy posted...
I can definitely top that: guy rips one while we were resetting an aisle at Walmart, and old lady comes around the corner, walks into the cloud of doom and immediately vomits all over the floor. I mean she went from zero to spewing in like two seconds.

We made Eric clean it up, because it was undeniably his fault.
I wouldn't be able to stop laughing.

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CyricZ
05/24/23 10:50:47 AM
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Karovorak posted...
Who died?

You out of shame, or the Coworker because of the fart?
The former

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sauceje
05/24/23 10:53:22 AM
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Just don't go around burping like a maniac

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R1masher
05/24/23 11:02:15 AM
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I like when they catching me picking my nose or when Im really in there adjusting the boys

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alfred_ashford
05/24/23 11:41:43 AM
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SoIidLegacy posted...
I have a similar problem with farts.

I think I'm alone and let out a silent rip. Literally immediately afterwards someone enters and walks over to me. I'm not sure which is worse: them remarking on the smell, or them not commenting on it, but merely giving this weird look.

Dude I also have this superpower. If Im ever buried alive, I hope I had some gaseous foods beforehand cuz someone will find me!

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Kloe_Rinz
05/24/23 11:43:24 AM
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20 years from now this memory will keep you awake at 4AM in the morning
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