Current Events > My girlfriend got me a couples massage for my birthday that we're doing tomorrow

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MICHALECOLE 05/24/23 5:27:20 PM #1:	And it sounds fuckin ridiculous Enjoy a romantic side by side experience with your sweetheart. Escape with each other to a relaxing place where your worries can melt away and pampering can begin. Your journey starts off with a decadent chocolate back scrub and a soothing chocolate body butter to nourish and relax your muscles. A full body massage will follow to loosen any aches or pains. Once your completely relaxed, your feet will be pampered with a chocolate foot scrub, followed by a moisturizing wine foot mask, and a little chocolate body butter to finish off your escape. we got a couples massage two years ago at a casino and it was the craziest thing. Both of our masseuses were the hottest people ever (she had a guy and I had a girl) and they were both so good we absolutely would have been down for an orgy right there i wonder how this chocolate shit is gonna go <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:973690456] in My girlfri... [t:80454731]...</cite> <quote>And it sounds fuckin ridiculous <quote>Enjoy a romantic side by side experience with your sweetheart. Escape with each other to a relaxing place where your worries can melt away and pampering can begin. Your journey starts off with a decadent chocolate back scrub and a soothing chocolate body butter to nourish and relax your muscles. A full body massage will follow to loosen any aches or pains. Once your completely relaxed, your feet will be pampered with a chocolate foot scrub, followed by a moisturizing wine foot mask, and a little chocolate body butter to finish off your escape.</quote>we got a couples massage two years ago at a casino and it was the craziest thing. Both of our masseuses were the hottest people ever (she had a guy and I had a girl) and they were both so good we absolutely would have been down for an orgy right there i wonder how this chocolate shit is gonna go </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 05/25/23 1:50:25 PM #2:	Nobody cared the first time, but its about to happen. They greeted us with a glass of wine (at 10:45 AM ) will let you guys know how it went in like two hours <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:973710316] in My girlfri... [t:80454731]...</cite> <quote>Nobody cared the first time, but its about to happen. They greeted us with a glass of wine (at 10:45 AM )will let you guys know how it went in like two hours </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xenogears15 05/25/23 1:51:01 PM #3:	Sex workers are a great way to spice things up. Have fun! --- This rant was brought to you by your local random thinker. I'm as Canadian as Wayne Gretzky crashing a snowmobile into a moose. - JIC X <cite>Xenogears15 posted [p:973710334] in My girlfri... [t:80454731]...</cite> <quote>Sex workers are a great way to spice things up. Have fun!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solution_45 05/25/23 1:51:51 PM #4:	sounds great, maggle <cite>Solution_45 posted [p:973710350] in My girlfri... [t:80454731]...</cite> <quote>sounds great, maggle</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 05/25/23 1:52:17 PM #5:	tc wanted dude to bang his gf --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:973710366] in My girlfri... [t:80454731]...</cite> <quote>tc wanted dude to bang his gf</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MICHALECOLE 05/25/23 1:54:35 PM #7:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] No fuckin clue SSJGrimReaper posted... tc wanted dude to bang his gf We would have banged her as one <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:973710410] in My girlfri... [t:80454731]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> No fuckin clue SSJGrimReaper posted... </cite><quote>tc wanted dude to bang his gf</quote>We would have banged her as one </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NecroFoul99 05/25/23 2:18:27 PM #8:	OMGI hope you had an enema before going in there! --- If you have to lie to make your point, then you're just a liar who has no point. <cite>NecroFoul99 posted [p:973710877] in My girlfri... [t:80454731]...</cite> <quote>OMGI hope you had an enema before going in there!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lww99 05/25/23 2:19:41 PM #9:	Tag lol --- http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h239/nhottbarbwire/owningroad_zps2333f502.gif <cite>lww99 posted [p:973710902] in My girlfri... [t:80454731]...</cite> <quote>Tag lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 05/25/23 2:20:10 PM #10:	this you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB_epS5h3F8 --- Why should we wait for some better time? There may not even be a tomorrow. <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:973710910] in My girlfri... [t:80454731]...</cite> <quote>this you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB_epS5h3F8</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JKwaffle 05/25/23 2:20:16 PM #11:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Yeah, just seems like a waste of wine and chocolate. --- - The user formerly known as WafflehouseJK <cite>JKwaffle posted [p:973710916] in My girlfri... [t:80454731]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Yeah, just seems like a waste of wine and chocolate.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BurmesePenguin 05/25/23 2:21:41 PM #12:	Rubbing chocolate on your skin sounds fucking disgusting when not done during sex play. --- Sigful User Logic <cite>BurmesePenguin posted [p:973710951] in My girlfri... [t:80454731]...</cite> <quote>Rubbing chocolate on your skin sounds fucking disgusting when not done during sex play. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TaylorHeinicke 05/25/23 2:24:19 PM #14:	Tag lfg TC BurmesePenguin posted... Rubbing chocolate on your skin sounds fucking disgusting when not done during sex play. It's disgusting during sex play too. Don't @ me. --- St. Louis Battlehawks (7-3) <cite>TaylorHeinicke posted [p:973711000] in My girlfri... [t:80454731]...</cite> <quote>Tag lfg TCBurmesePenguin posted... </cite><quote>Rubbing chocolate on your skin sounds fucking disgusting when not done during sex play.</quote>It's disgusting during sex play too. Don't @ me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 05/25/23 3:58:03 PM #15:	Well. Everything was pretty fuckin amazing. The chocolate scrub was very lotion-ey but also thick and creamy. It didnt rub into my skin like lotion, it kinda sat on top, and the masseuse massaged it on my body and it was tingly and great, and then he used a hot towel to get it off the wine scrub was not what I expected.. I dunno what I expected.. like a wine jello foot mask thing, but it was just a very good smelling foot scrub. I feel like a new man, and Im very shiny because of the lotions not the best massage Ive ever had, but its up there. Expensive as funk though <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:973712908] in My girlfri... [t:80454731]...</cite> <quote>Well. Everything was pretty fuckin amazing. The chocolate scrub was very lotion-ey but also thick and creamy. It didnt rub into my skin like lotion, it kinda sat on top, and the masseuse massaged it on my body and it was tingly and great, and then he used a hot towel to get it off the wine scrub was not what I expected.. I dunno what I expected.. like a wine jello foot mask thing, but it was just a very good smelling foot scrub. I feel like a new man, and Im very shiny because of the lotions not the best massage Ive ever had, but its up there. Expensive as funk though </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 05/25/23 4:00:39 PM #16:	Damn_Underscore posted... this you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB_epS5h3F8 And there was a point during the massage where my mind was wandering (the things that went through my mind for 90 minutes of silence were so strange) but at one point I definitely started thinking about sex.. and then I had to stop because I was like lmao Im totally gonna get a boner while this dude is rubbing me and its gonna get real weird <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:973712968] in My girlfri... [t:80454731]...</cite> <quote>Damn_Underscore posted... </cite><quote>this you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB_epS5h3F8</quote>And there was a point during the massage where my mind was wandering (the things that went through my mind for 90 minutes of silence were so strange) but at one point I definitely started thinking about sex.. and then I had to stop because I was like lmao Im totally gonna get a boner while this dude is rubbing me and its gonna get real weird </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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