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Carljank
05/30/23 8:18:29 PM
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Imagine smoking a pack a day and telling someone that occasional instant noodles and the covid vaccine are going to kill them.

Hilarious joke people

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R1masher
05/30/23 8:22:00 PM
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Lots of doctors smoke

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Billyionaire
05/30/23 8:22:17 PM
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There's nothing wrong with giving advice as long as it's actually good, encouraging advice. "Do as I say, not as I do".

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K181
05/30/23 8:27:36 PM
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Doing one thing bad doesn't preclude you from knowing good things about other things.

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HANGtheDJ_86
05/30/23 8:27:40 PM
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Sharing a cigarette with someone can be a pretty damn special moment

But the same goes for the instant noodles too

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bigtiggie23
05/30/23 8:27:54 PM
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That's what I don't get about all these celebrities. They are proud to talk about how healthy they are because they don't eat meat or use anything unnatural, yet they smoke two packs a day.

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Carljank
05/30/23 8:59:27 PM
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K181 posted...
Doing one thing bad doesn't preclude you from knowing good things about other things.
Except eating unhealthy food moderately isn't really a bad thing.

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K181
05/30/23 9:05:15 PM
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Carljank posted...
Except eating unhealthy food moderately isn't really a bad thing.

Sure, but depends on your definition of "moderately."

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Carljank
05/30/23 9:07:07 PM
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K181 posted...
Sure, but depends on your definition of "moderately."
Once or twice a month at most?

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K181
05/30/23 9:07:45 PM
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Carljank posted...
Once or twice a month at most?

Then yeah, that's dumb on them.

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Strider102
05/30/23 9:08:26 PM
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Wait, instant noodles can kill you?

I've been eating them for over close to 3 decades.

Luckily my will is good to go.

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Ratchetrockon
05/30/23 9:08:36 PM
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Smoke a pack a day and drink a lot of caffeine. That how I stay skinny trust me

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thronedfire2
05/30/23 9:09:21 PM
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_Rinku_
05/30/23 9:11:36 PM
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I figured this was going to be about how smokers are usually skinny. My mother has been a smoker of varying levels of intensity (I think it's half a pack a day now but I know it's been as much as a pack and-a-half/day) since she was fourteen. She's 5'0" and barely weighs 110lbs, but I remember her being even skinnier when I was a kid. She barely eats though; nicotine tends to work as an appetite suppressant.

That's (along with the general oral fixation) why people tend to gain weight when they quit smoking.
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MrResetti
05/30/23 9:14:07 PM
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Smokes don't suppress my appetite
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Legend_of_Zelda
05/30/23 9:14:52 PM
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K181 posted...
Doing one thing bad doesn't preclude you from knowing good things about other things.


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electricbugs2
05/30/23 9:20:46 PM
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Strider102 posted...
Wait, instant noodles can kill you?
I met some guys in my freshman year of college who lived on exclusively 99 cent instant noodles and alcohol for 4 months. Ended up getting scurvy in the year 2012.

Guessing as long as you don't eat them exclusively it doesn't really matter that much though.

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_Rinku_
05/30/23 9:28:13 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
I met some guys in my freshman year of college who lived on exclusively 99 cent instant noodles and alcohol for 4 months. Ended up getting scurvy in the year 2012.

Guessing as long as you don't eat them exclusively it doesn't really matter that much though.
If you eat almost anything exclusively, you're gonna have a bad time.
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divot1338
05/30/23 9:39:15 PM
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Then I consider Jim Fixx and decide to shut my mouth.

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