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Imit8m3 06/04/23 12:01:29 AM #1: |
https://www.news18.com/lifestyle/sweden-declares-sex-as-a-sport-championship-starts-next-week-7989601.html Sweden has declared sex as a sport and the first-ever sex competition is scheduled to take place early next week. On June 8th, the highly anticipated European Sex Championship, which will be happening under the guidance of the Swedish Sex Federation, will be held. Finally, My calling in life. To be the best there ever... Oops, sorry, this like NEVER happenes. --- I got asthma bruh. I can't be chasing these hoes. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Solar_Crimson 06/04/23 12:04:36 AM #3: |
Will it be televised? >_> --- Eat the rich Destroy the GOP ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonTentacles 06/04/23 12:06:46 AM #4: |
tag for later. I gotta read this shit lol --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Stallion_Prime 06/04/23 12:10:41 AM #5: |
Time to train --- -Hunter1534 http://abload.de/img/powercdkcb.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 06/04/23 12:12:25 AM #6: |
Finally a sport worth watching. --- "I dreamt I was a moron." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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littlebro07 06/04/23 12:13:52 AM #7: |
reminds me of some porn series I found on the hub many years ago. It was basically pro wrestling but between a man and woman and theyd end up fucking, with whoever managed to subdue the other and get on top and initiate penetration being the winner --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jiek_Fafn 06/04/23 12:15:10 AM #8: |
This is not how I'd set up a sex Olympics. I want real athletes. Some sort of machine that you fuck and it's able to measure your thrust force. The 100m dildo where a woman rides a dildo that somehow measures how much gets rammed into herself every stroke. Do you take deeper strides or is it better to do faster/shorter ones? Perfecting the technique sounds fascinating. Shooting for distance Some sort of dick archery where you angle yourself from some distance away and try to line up with the target. When ready, you use some sort of trigger operated by hand to shoot at the target. These are just off the top of my head --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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deoxxys 06/04/23 12:16:15 AM #9: |
This sounds so unreal --- twylite sprinkle http://tinyurl.com/jeqyas3 https://tinyurl.com/mgvx7h2 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 06/04/23 12:17:23 AM #10: |
America could learn some things from Sweden. --- "I dreamt I was a moron." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DuneMan 06/04/23 12:21:45 AM #11: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Sadly, reality has outdone The Onion for quite a few years now. They might as well become a legitimate news outlet. --- "I'd rather betray the world than let the world betray me." -Cao Cao ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ranlom 06/04/23 12:25:24 AM #12: |
Swedish Sex Federation Dibs on the band name --- Forward, Relentlessly "What the heck is Ranlom?" - lunchboxssj ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkChozoGhost 06/04/23 12:27:43 AM #13: |
There are plenty of disciplines that factor in athleticism, form, and artistry. Figure skating, diving, gymnastics, ect. Is Sweden the first country to do so? I know there are competitions and sex championships that have been held before that they can reference. --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FortuneCookie 06/04/23 12:32:00 AM #14: |
That's my Sweden. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pegusus123456 06/04/23 12:32:00 AM #15: |
littlebro07 posted... reminds me of some porn series I found on the hub many years ago. It was basically pro wrestling but between a man and woman and theyd end up fucking, with whoever managed to subdue the other and get on top and initiate penetration being the winnerYou sure about that?. There's a gay and lesbian channel like that, but I cannot imagine there being a mixed gender one. Bad optics, at the very least. --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur ... Copied to Clipboard!
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voldothegr8 06/04/23 12:32:58 AM #16: |
I'm in! --- Oda break tracker 2022- 13 (3) | THE Ohio State:11-1 | Las Vegas Raiders: 6-9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BurmesePenguin 06/04/23 12:34:58 AM #17: |
Sweden you're gonna make Norway do a bugs bunny. --- Sigful User Logic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TendoDRM 06/04/23 12:39:15 AM #18: |
Based sport. Based country. --- Cel Damage! Tonight at 8:00! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bass 06/04/23 12:39:35 AM #19: |
This seems to be fake news from what I can find, but I want to believe, lol. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bigtiggie23 06/04/23 1:27:11 AM #20: |
Time for Vince McMahon to start drawing up the XSL. --- True fact: People driving to and from a Starbucks are the deadliest drivers you will ever encounter. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 06/04/23 1:33:14 AM #21: |
Lmao at the solo match --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ryven 06/04/23 1:33:34 AM #22: |
I have to ask.......what would a Rocky Balboa training montage look like for this sport >_> --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kloe_Rinz 06/04/23 1:34:27 AM #23: |
sex battles, or battle sex? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ellis123 06/04/23 1:35:52 AM #24: |
Imit8m3 posted... solo matchhttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/8/AAEv3mAAEiX4.jpg --- "A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!" My FC is in my profile. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bigtiggie23 06/04/23 1:36:43 AM #25: |
There was a very competitive guy in the solo competition. He came in 1st and 3rd. --- True fact: People driving to and from a Starbucks are the deadliest drivers you will ever encounter. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Imit8m3 06/04/23 2:37:49 AM #26: |
Bass posted... This seems to be fake news from what I can find, but I want to believe, lol.https://www.swedishsexfederation.com/ It looks legit to me. --- I got asthma bruh. I can't be chasing these hoes. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Foppe 06/04/23 2:49:31 AM #27: |
Imit8m3 posted... https://www.swedishsexfederation.com/It is owned by a guy that owns multiple stripclubs. All reports originates from his twitter, which is wrong. He tried to make sex recognized as sport, he has tried multiple times, and it was denied every time. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Imit8m3 06/04/23 2:54:22 AM #28: |
Ah. --- I got asthma bruh. I can't be chasing these hoes. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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