Current Events > Killed me when Sam said 'I knew it was you Frodo' and kissed him

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Heart broken great movie though

"It's a Sicilian message. It means Gollum sleeps with the juicy sweet fishes."

"Leave the ring. Take the po-ta-toes."

I know hes not actually in the Godfather, but for whatever reason Im now picturing Joe Pesci as Frodo.

When Frodo said it's "Froding time" and Froded all over those guys I lost my mind

When Sam had Merry murder Frodo on the boat to the West, I cried.

I liked the part when Frodo told Sauron, "I don't have friends. I have family." A cinematic masterpiece right there.

No Took can refuse a request on the day of their daughter's second breakfast.

If only Sauron went with a gardening patch and not the mass thing he went for.

Coulda been ruling pretty now.

I still get nightmares about that scene where Sam wakes up to find that Sal Rumani had left the head of Bill the Pony in his bed.

We need to go through the mines of Moria.

No, we're going through the path of Caradrhas. Never take sides against the family again.

I believe in Rohan. Westfold has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the Westfold fashion. I gave her freedom, but -- I taught her never to dishonor her family. She found a boyfriend; not a Rohirrim. She went to the Hornburg with him; she stayed out late. I didn't protest. Two months ago, he took her for a horse ride, with another boyfriend. They made her drink ale. And then they tried to take advantage of her. She resisted. She kept her honor. So they beat her, like an animal. When I went to the healing house, her nose was broken. Her jaw was shattered, held together by linen. She couldn't even weep because of the pain. But I wept. Why did I weep? She was the light of my life -- beautiful girl. Now she will never be beautiful again. Sorry...I -- I went to Saruman, like a good Westfoldian. These two boys were brought to trial. Saruman sentenced them to three years in the mines -- suspended sentence. Suspended sentence! They went free that very day! I stood in the courtyard like a fool. And those two Dunland bastards, they smiled at me. Then I said to my wife, "for justice, we must go to King Theoden."

Gollum set the trap.

Boromir: Hey Frodo, what's the with food around here? Kid comes up to me in a white cloak, gives me a Lembas cracker with chopped cave troll and says "canapes". I said, "can of peas my ass! That's a Lembas cracker with chopped cave troll.

I still say Boromir wouldn't have been pin cushioned like that if he hadn't been tryin' to wet his beak. He got greedy and he paid with his life.

Some folks will tell ya it was the Uruk guys? Fugeddaboutit. It was Frodo. He did that thing where he turns invisible... grab some arrows out of Legolas' quiver when nobody's lookin', sneak up on the guy, then BAM. It was revenge, plain and simple. And let's be real, the guy had it comin'.

mercurydude posted...

I still say Boromir wouldn't have been pin cushioned like that if he hadn't been tryin' to wet his beak. He got greedy and he paid with his life.

Some folks will tell ya it was the Uruk guys? Fugeddaboutit. It was Frodo. He did that thing where he turns invisible... grab some arrows out of Legolas' quiver when nobody's lookin', sneak up on the guy, then BAM. It was revenge, plain and simple. And let's be real, the guy had it comin'.

It was revenge for taking the ring...and a lot of other things and there was nothing we could do about it. Frodo was a made guy and Boromir wasn't and we had to sit still and take it. It was among the fellowship it was real grease ball shit.

Samwise after arriving in the Undying Lands

Samwise- I' m a nobody. I had to wait in line like an idiot. Yesterday I tried to order roasted pork and potatoes and I got a bowl of crackers. This sucks.

Kili: "She's from Mirkwood."
Fili: "Who?"
Kili: "The Elf broad. Tauriel. I been trying to bang her for a month. She won't go out with me alone."
Fili: "No."
Kili: "No what? Who asked you anything? Wait to hear what I'm going to say."
Fili: "Okay, what?"
Kili: "She won't go out with Dwarves alone. She's prejudiced against Dwarves. You fucking believe that? In this day and age? What is this world coming to? I can't believe this. Prejudice against - an Elf broad - prejudiced against Dwarves!"

There was Bilbo and Gandalf and me and there was Merry Brandybuck, Pippin Took, and then there was Faramir's brother Boromir and his guys Gimli the dwarf, Tommy Bombadil, and then there was Sammy Gamgee the gardener who was the Gaffer's son, and you had Leggy ears and Fatty Bolger and Gollum two times who got that nickname because he said everything twice like "I'm gonna go get the precious get the precious".

Galadriel: "I know there are women who would've gotten out the minute their boyfriend gave them a Ring of Power to bear. But I didn't. I gotta admit the truth: it turned me on."

From as far back as I could remember, I wanted to be a ring bearer.

Remember when Sauron collected all the rings and his snap killed half of Middle Earth?