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DrPrimemaster
06/07/23 10:58:09 AM
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I leave dirty dishes in there. Covered in grime and food and dust. The bacteria grows, colonies form, and the smell of decay fills the room.

Then I pour the bleach down. It only takes a cap full. It kills everything. Nothing is left behind. The water is clear now and the smell is gone. I can leave that water there for days and it will stay clear.

Somedays I wonder, could I become that clean? They say in a scenario where all you have to drink is dirty water you can put a tear drop of bleach in it to make it potable. Just a tear drop. A tear drop and all of my grease, my filth, my sins are washed away.

But maybe we aren't meant to be that clean. Maybe to be human, is to be unclean. These are questions I don't know the answers to.

I only know one thing.

I love bleach.


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Questionmarktarius
06/07/23 11:00:05 AM
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HANGtheDJ_86
06/07/23 11:01:54 AM
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Yeah bleach does that

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DrPrimemaster
06/07/23 11:11:26 AM
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Oh my god.

And you could fit so many more things in there.

I could fit in there.

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TaylorHeinicke
06/07/23 12:42:57 PM
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eggcorn
06/07/23 12:45:41 PM
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You ever botice how smooth your skin is after a quick dip in bleach? It really is a cureall.

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DementedDurian
06/07/23 12:46:10 PM
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That's a weird way of disposing of manga you don't want anymore...

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