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deathproof12
06/09/23 11:51:12 PM
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Talk a bit. She was half black/white. Born in poland but immigrated to NYC when young. She was real interesting to talk too. Like she works in a logging company and has four degrees. Two in buisness and two in psychology. She has a big gun collection too. Then she randomly mentioned that she hated white people...i'm like how does make sense you're half white. She is like "dunno i'm just wired that way" Then she mentioned that she is a mean person, lacks empathy and generally has trouble getting along with other people unless it's business. Though she was kind to me and we had good chemistry going on, so I kinda brushed it off.

Anyway the good part, we had sex. After it was done she said if I gave her a reason to she would shoot me and throw my body in the trash. My heart skipped a beat when she said that , but I tried to keep my composure and then she told me goodbye and that she would hit me up later. Like I wish I was making this up but wow.
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Enclave
06/09/23 11:53:46 PM
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Never stick your dick in crazy, you had ample warning but ignored it.

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Kombucha
06/10/23 12:02:41 AM
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deathproof12 posted...
After it was done she said if I gave her a reason to she would shoot me and throw my body in the trash.

Fuck that (but don't)

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Incredible
06/10/23 12:03:53 AM
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She was half black/white.

Mmm. Tell me more.

Born in poland but immigrated to NYC when young.

Okay.

She was real interesting to talk too.

Really?

Like she works in a logging company and has four degrees.

Nice.

Two in buisness and two in psychology.

She sounds like a hard worker. Sign me u-

She has a big gun collection too.

Huh?

Then she randomly mentioned that she hated white people

The fuck?

Then she mentioned that she is a mean person, lacks empathy and generally has trouble getting along with other people unless it's business.

Uhhhhhh

we had sex. After it was done she said if I gave her a reason to she would shoot me and throw my body in the trash.

Jesus Christ

My heart skipped a beat when she said that , but I tried to keep my composure and then she told me goodbye and that she would hit me up later.

Get the fuck out while you still can.
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Suolevram
06/10/23 12:04:10 AM
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When is the wedding?

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Villain_S_Fiend
06/10/23 12:06:12 AM
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Enclave posted...
Never stick your dick in crazy
Bullshit. Sometimes that's the best place to stick your dick.

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Xenogears15
06/10/23 12:08:27 AM
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Incredible posted...
She was half black/white.

Mmm. Tell me more.

Born in poland but immigrated to NYC when young.

Okay.

She was real interesting to talk too.

Really?

Like she works in a logging company and has four degrees.

Nice.

Two in buisness and two in psychology.

She sounds like a hard worker. Sign me u-

She has a big gun collection too.

Huh?

Then she randomly mentioned that she hated white people

The fuck?

Then she mentioned that she is a mean person, lacks empathy and generally has trouble getting along with other people unless it's business.

Uhhhhhh

we had sex. After it was done she said if I gave her a reason to she would shoot me and throw my body in the trash.

Jesus Christ

My heart skipped a beat when she said that , but I tried to keep my composure and then she told me goodbye and that she would hit me up later.

Get the fuck out while you still can.


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candyapplered
06/10/23 12:08:34 AM
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Put a ring on it!

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JuanCarlos1
06/10/23 12:09:56 AM
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Was the crazy sex as good as the hype? And I want to to believe the shoot you thing was just a dark joke. And was testing you? Still if the genders wouldve been reversed shed be calling the police and putting a restriction order

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SomeLikeItHoth
06/10/23 12:12:21 AM
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Shes looking for someone to change her and make her a good person. It could be you. Give her a chance. Whats the worst thing that could happen

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deathproof12
06/10/23 12:14:38 AM
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JuanCarlos1 posted...
Was the crazy sex as good as the hype? And I want to to believe the shoot you thing was just a dark joke. And was testing you? Still if the genders wouldve been reversed shed be calling the police and putting a restriction order

She said that matter of fact with a straight face. The majority of people are usually a bit awkward on the first date when getting to know each other, but she was stupidly calm and composed the entire date. She was a bit too chill and relaxed the entire time. Never delt with this before. Used a condom and the sex was pretty vanilla.
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SwordMaster13X
06/10/23 12:16:12 AM
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What did she look like?

what attracted you to her?

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Super_Slash
06/10/23 12:17:01 AM
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This is actually terrifying.
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deathproof12
06/10/23 12:20:01 AM
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SwordMaster13X posted...
What did she look like?

what attracted you to her?

Yes she is hot AF, very pretty face. Genetics were kind to her besides being psycho
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Arcanine2009
06/10/23 12:22:25 AM
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How did the first date lead to sex anyway?

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deathproof12
06/10/23 12:24:36 AM
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Arcanine2009 posted...
How did the first date lead to sex anyway?

Like I said, we had good chemistry immediately. Got the vibe that she was a bit of A hoe too, TBH high body count even though I never asked.
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FortuneCookie
06/10/23 12:30:42 AM
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deathproof12 posted...
Like I said, we had good chemistry immediately. Got the vibe that she was a bit of A hoe too, TBH high body count even though I never asked.

Sociopaths are like that. If you're uninhibited enough to take a life without cause, you're uninhibited in matters of sex as well.
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BB_mofo
06/10/23 12:37:21 AM
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Most people in the mental health profession have a screw loose. This includes my aunt and my cousin, who are both psychiatrists. It's because the field attracts people who were once patients themselves and who want to help others facing the same problems they did.

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Thud
06/10/23 12:41:35 AM
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And then everyone clapped

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Villain_S_Fiend
06/10/23 12:52:29 AM
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Thud posted...
And then everyone clapped
Hopefully TC wrapped it up.

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--Zero-
06/10/23 1:14:46 AM
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If you fear for your life your best option is to make her not like you enough to not be interested anymore.

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candyapplered
06/10/23 1:16:32 AM
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Villain_S_Fiend posted...
Hopefully TC wrapped it up.
YOLO

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bigtiggie23
06/10/23 1:22:31 AM
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Do you have pets? If so one of them is going to end up boiling on your stove.

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Dakimakura
06/10/23 1:51:13 AM
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I guess we will find out if your username is true or not.

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Nordini
06/10/23 1:54:42 AM
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You can fix her. Put a ring on it.

Trust me bro.
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Kitt
06/10/23 1:55:53 AM
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Make like Swayze and ghost her.

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nocturnal_traveler
06/10/23 1:57:36 AM
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Is dumping her a good enough reason for her to kill you? Or will she just lock you in her basement?

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Villain_S_Fiend
06/10/23 8:16:40 AM
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candyapplered posted...
YOLO
YOVOD

You Only Valtrex Once Daily

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ffmasterjose
06/10/23 8:20:32 AM
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Don't listen to these kiss-less virgins. Marry that, there isn't a single red flag in sight
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tremain07
06/10/23 8:28:11 AM
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deathproof12 posted...
lacks empathy

deathproof12 posted...
She has a big gun collection

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/1/1/AAPa_qAAEjdT.png

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darkmaian23
06/10/23 8:38:46 AM
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I had a friend just like that, only crazier than this. Run, don't walk.

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orcus_snake
06/10/23 9:08:45 AM
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Incredible posted...
She was half black/white.

Mmm. Tell me more.

Born in poland but immigrated to NYC when young.

Okay.

She was real interesting to talk too.

Really?

Like she works in a logging company and has four degrees.

Nice.

Two in buisness and two in psychology.

She sounds like a hard worker. Sign me u-

She has a big gun collection too.

Huh?

Then she randomly mentioned that she hated white people

The fuck?

Then she mentioned that she is a mean person, lacks empathy and generally has trouble getting along with other people unless it's business.

Uhhhhhh

we had sex. After it was done she said if I gave her a reason to she would shoot me and throw my body in the trash.

Jesus Christ

My heart skipped a beat when she said that , but I tried to keep my composure and then she told me goodbye and that she would hit me up later.

Get the fuck out while you still can.

tbh at that point I'd fear that getting out would be a reason to get shot and thrown into the trash.

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orcus_snake
06/10/23 9:11:56 AM
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deathproof12 posted...
She said that matter of fact with a straight face. The majority of people are usually a bit awkward on the first date when getting to know each other, but she was stupidly calm and composed the entire date. She was a bit too chill and relaxed the entire time. Never delt with this before. Used a condom and the sex was pretty vanilla.


Nahh, I've had hundreds of first dates at this point and some of them are calm, not everyone is nervous, due to my experience I'm usually not nervous either so it depends on the person, tbh I would have said that she had just given ME a reason to shoot her and throw HER body into the trash that sounded like the perfect joke for that kind of person, if she laughed I would have thought she was just joking, if she would be taken aback then I owuld know it was kinda not just a red flag but a super mega GTFO flag.

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SaikyoStyle
06/10/23 9:15:48 AM
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You know in a traditional shotgun wedding, its the brides father holding the shotgun, not the bride.

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_____Cait
06/10/23 9:21:27 AM
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Just get a bigger gun collection than her. Im assuming youre american so thats what yall do right

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greenjeans
06/10/23 10:08:02 AM
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I hope you can escape this with your life
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Drunk_Cobra
06/10/23 10:24:57 AM
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Good thing you went to her place and she has no idea where you live so you can easily and safely cut ties.

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TaylorHeinicke
06/10/23 10:29:19 AM
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Anon's shampoo bottles watching him make up this scenario in the shower

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/5/6/AAeZUIAAEjeA.jpg

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R1masher
06/10/23 10:31:23 AM
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Mmm. Tell me more.

top half was white

Okay.

Yes, it was easier back in the 50s

Really?

no, just being polite

Nice.

envious?

She sounds like a hard worker. Sign me u-

naw, non proctored online courses

Huh?

its just two giant guns

The fuck?

I'm not super white, I got a pass

Uhhhhhh

uhhh huh

Jesus Christ

no, the half white half black polish American woman

Get the fuck out while you still can.

I did


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Trumpo
06/10/23 10:35:46 AM
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But you're death proof

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Solar_Crimson
06/10/23 10:54:19 AM
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Incredible posted...
Get the fuck out while you still can.


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Robot2600
06/10/23 10:57:05 AM
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RIP tc

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