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UnfairRepresent
06/12/23 6:01:12 AM
#1:


You step outside tomorrow and immediately see the New York Yankees baseball team and Manchester United soccerball team in full uniform brawling each other wildly.

Punches, kickes, chokes, players rolling around on top of each other in a massive heap, it's utter pandemonium.

It's unclear how this started or how it's going to end

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How do you react?
What do you do?

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Mad-Dogg
06/12/23 6:11:00 AM
#2:


*Takes out phone to record it. Also record in vertical so it pisses everyone off when I eventually upload it.*

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sfcalimari
06/12/23 6:16:39 AM
#3:


The senseless waste of pitting these two mighty forces of nature against each other, like matter vs. anti-matter, will be a tragedy, not only for the teams involved but for our planet. All nations must band together, to ensure that such a conflageration never takes place.

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UnfairRepresent
06/12/23 6:36:17 AM
#4:


Mad-Dogg posted...
*Takes out phone to record it. Also record in vertical so it pisses everyone off when I eventually upload it.*
Don't forget to shout obnoxiously and turn the camera to show your own face but only for half a second and it's blurry as fuck anyway

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Holy_Cloud105
06/12/23 6:49:09 AM
#5:


The Yankees would get fucked up so bad. If they throw punches like they swing a bat all they'll do is miss and get hurt.

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uwnim
06/12/23 7:05:58 AM
#7:


Mad-Dogg posted...
*Takes out phone to record it. Also record in vertical so it pisses everyone off when I eventually upload it.*
Recording it really is the only option. Though Id record it diagonally just so it doesnt look right no matter what.

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CassandraCroft
06/12/23 7:46:40 AM
#8:


Just what the utter fuck is "soccerball" when it is at home?

You inventing new sports?

The game is called FOOTBALL! That's FOOTBALL F O O T B A L L!

Soccerball

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SpiritSephiroth
06/12/23 7:56:43 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Don't forget to shout obnoxiously and turn the camera to show your own face but only for half a second and it's blurry as fuck anyway

And have the phone record the floor for most of the video, then cutoff as soon as the good part starts.

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Vampire_Chicken
06/12/23 8:44:30 AM
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I'd close the blinds.

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UnfairRepresent
06/12/23 9:38:19 AM
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SpiritSephiroth posted...
And have the phone record the floor for most of the video, then cutoff as soon as the good part starts.

And add a ton of Emojis and sound effects


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Ratchetrockon
06/12/23 9:39:51 AM
#12:


I'm calling the cops

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UnfairRepresent
06/12/23 11:06:45 AM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
I'm calling the cops
Cops and soccer

Hoo boy

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firedoom666
06/12/23 11:17:08 AM
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Frankly I have absolutely no idea what either team looks like, so I would just assume it is some crazy 20 person gang brawl...

I would go back inside and call the cops, I don't like having gang violence in my area

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divot1338
06/12/23 11:22:50 AM
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Sounds like a bit of a sticky wicket?

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UnfairRepresent
06/12/23 1:08:46 PM
#16:


firedoom666 posted...
don't like having gang violence in my area
I mean who does?

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SiO4
06/12/23 1:18:53 PM
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I can't Judge what these two iconic teams are doing.

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SiO4
06/12/23 6:28:53 PM
#18:


Meanwhile, across town

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-65878851

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ShineboxPhil
06/12/23 8:39:41 PM
#19:


sfcalimari posted...
The senseless waste of pitting these two mighty forces of nature

Mancheater United haven't been mighty in well over 10 years lol


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UnfairRepresent
06/13/23 3:27:56 PM
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They're literally the #3 team in England right now

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SiO4
06/13/23 7:01:15 PM
#21:


UnfairRepresent posted...
They're literally the #3 team in England right now


Pretty sure The Yankees and Man U are the two most winningest teams in their divisions globally.

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TomClark
06/13/23 7:02:37 PM
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My money is on McTominay to absolutely merk everyone on the Yankees.

And then every one of his teammates.

Then he'll probably come for me.

Scottish people, man...

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SiO4
06/13/23 7:08:51 PM
#23:


TomClark posted...
Scottish people, man...


Ahh, Hello? Scotland has been showing off their knees for centuries.
Have you ever worn wool underwear?
Not I don't think so.
So don't judge.

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ShineboxPhil
06/13/23 9:46:14 PM
#24:


I'd pick the Yankees. Aaron Judge is a beast and United has Harry Maguire.

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UnfairRepresent
06/14/23 5:04:33 AM
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SiO4 posted...
Ahh, Hello? Scotland has been showing off their knees for centuries.
Have you ever worn wool underwear?
Not I don't think so.
So don't judge.
wut

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ai123
06/14/23 5:10:03 AM
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He may be a tiny man, but I reckon Lisandro Martinez would fuck most people up.

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ai123
06/14/23 5:15:01 AM
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SiO4 posted...
Pretty sure The Yankees and Man U are the two most winningest teams in their divisions globally.
Historically, United are just ahead of Liverpool.

But they haven't won the League in a decade.

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sfcalimari
06/14/23 5:38:24 AM
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CassandraCroft posted...
Just what the utter fuck is "soccerball" when it is at home?

You inventing new sports?

The game is called FOOTBALL! That's FOOTBALL F O O T B A L L!

Soccerball

Brits in the 19th century: I say old chap let's call association football soccer

Brits today: OMG STUPID YANKS

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Kajagogo
06/14/23 7:09:17 AM
#29:


Holy_Cloud105 posted...
The Yankees would get fucked up so bad. If they throw punches like they swing a bat all they'll do is miss and get hurt.


Are you sure a footballer wouldn't up play a light tap to the heel of their foot, and make it seem like their entire body is broken?

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UnfairRepresent
06/14/23 8:26:18 AM
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Kajagogo posted...
Are you sure a footballer wouldn't up play a light tap to the heel of their foot, and make it seem like their entire body is broken?
Only to cheat during a game

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Zakawer3
06/14/23 9:21:16 AM
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I'd laugh my ass off at the random sight of a well-known soccer team fighting a well-known baseball team.

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divot1338
06/14/23 9:32:26 AM
#32:


Zakawer3 posted...
I'd laugh my ass off at the random sight of a well-known soccer team fighting a well-known baseball team.
Do the teams get to bring their equipment?

Because if so my money is on the Yankees.

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Heineken14
06/14/23 9:35:59 AM
#33:


ShineboxPhil posted...
I'd pick the Yankees. Aaron Judge is a beast and United has Harry Maguire.


And you think anyone on the Yankees is going to injure that caveman dome of his? United will use him as a battering ram and mow through that entire team.

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UnfairRepresent
06/14/23 12:22:49 PM
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divot1338 posted...
Do the teams get to bring their equipment?

Because if so my money is on the Yankees.
No weapons

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divot1338
06/14/23 12:28:13 PM
#35:


MLB

The mlb team has more players and its not like running is a factor.

And despite the restriction of not bringing weapons, I feel confident that any brawl will include improvised weapons picked up during; meaning bats and thrown objects.

Plus theyre all doping.

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Bishop_Hastur
06/14/23 9:30:30 PM
#36:


I'd go back inside and start recording from the balcony. Nice overhead view that way.

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Kitt
06/14/23 9:36:33 PM
#37:


Join in and start delivering haymakers to everybody closest to me.

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