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Chicken
06/18/23 8:06:41 AM
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Their equivalent of commandments are shit like respecting bodily autonomy and faith should not get in the way of science. Nothing about worshipping demons and the like.

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DarkChozoGhost
06/18/23 8:09:39 AM
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There's a lot of good values, but it's waaay too self serving and narcissistic. Not only do they not value altruism, they in fact see it as a flaw. I can't get behind or even respect that.

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Bigpapaplut
06/18/23 8:13:39 AM
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There are no sane religions

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Full_Pokedex
06/18/23 8:14:37 AM
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Bigpapaplut posted...
There are no sane religions
Buddhism seems pretty chill.

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MedeaLysistrata
06/18/23 7:42:59 PM
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Satanism is not a sane religion

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Xatrion
06/18/23 7:52:28 PM
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It's worth believing in, if for no other reason than pissing off fundies.

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Chicken
06/18/23 8:02:19 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
Satanism is not a sane religion
What religion would you consider to be sane then?

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Irony
06/18/23 8:03:11 PM
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Full_Pokedex posted...
Buddhism seems pretty chill.
Until you bring up homosexuals around them

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Kitt
06/18/23 8:04:38 PM
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Taoism is where it's at.

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AloneIBreak
06/18/23 8:05:27 PM
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No religion is sane.

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Hayame_Zero
06/18/23 8:08:04 PM
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DarkChozoGhost posted...
There's a lot of good values, but it's waaay too self serving and narcissistic. Not only do they not value altruism, they in fact see it as a flaw. I can't get behind or even respect that.
It kind of reminds me of what happened with the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was meant to satirize religion, but they took it so smugly seriously to the point of irrelevance.

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CRON
06/18/23 8:13:20 PM
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Chicken posted...
Their equivalent of commandments are shit like respecting bodily autonomy and faith should not get in the way of science. Nothing about worshipping demons and the like.
Two of the Satanic Rules of the Earth literally permit people to harm and kill each other on the basis of being bothersome and annoying, and being ugly is considered one of their major sins

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R1masher
06/18/23 8:24:26 PM
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Judaism seems sane

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FF_Redux
06/18/23 8:26:51 PM
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IIRC Satanism doesnt even believe in Satan, they believe in humans.

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MedeaLysistrata
06/18/23 8:28:21 PM
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Chicken posted...
What religion would you consider to be sane then?
Pseudo philosophy is one, some people might even push that to outright philosophy.

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A_Good_Boy
06/18/23 8:34:21 PM
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CRON posted...
Two of the Satanic Rules of the Earth literally permit people to harm and kill each other on the basis of being bothersome and annoying, and being ugly is considered one of their major sins
Just be attractive and this won't be an issue.

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Ar0ge
06/18/23 8:59:31 PM
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We talking about TST or the Church of Satan?
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xGhostchantx
06/18/23 9:02:57 PM
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Just be Germanic pagan. Sure, we sacrifice slaves to the Allfather, but what matters is that we sacrifice all slaves equally!

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St0rmFury
06/18/23 9:13:55 PM
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Ar0ge posted...
We talking about TST or the Church of Satan?
I keep forgetting which is the chill one.

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Despised
06/18/23 9:24:54 PM
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St0rmFury posted...
I keep forgetting which is the chill one.

TST

as a satanist, the people Ive met through TST and Satanism are among the most kind and interesting people Ive ever met in my life

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Chicken
06/18/23 9:38:44 PM
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https://thesatanictemple.com/blogs/the-satanic-temple-tenets/there-are-seven-fundamental-tenets

sorry I meant this one. I didnt know about the other one

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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/6/3/AAKAd-AAElIX.jpg

Im not religious but this stuff resonates with me.

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DarkChozoGhost
06/19/23 7:00:48 AM
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Xatrion posted...
It's worth believing in, if for no other reason than pissing off fundies.
The Satanic Temple accomplishes this far better than Satanism. That's it's actual goal.

Hayame_Zero posted...
It kind of reminds me of what happened with the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was meant to satirize religion, but they took it so smugly seriously to the point of irrelevance.
Yeah. Originally it was a single satirical argument in favor of teaching evolution in schools. People really embraced it, and unfortunately a lot of it did just become smugness (to me it looks like most claiming to be pastafarians fit into that category, but I don't know enough to say that for sure). Some of them still do good though, like the people that really fought to wear strainers on their heads for official photo ID and whatnot. That helps give legal precedent to help Sikhs in their legal battles too.

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