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Compsognathus
06/27/23 2:18:15 PM
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It's like they are perfectly shaped to get stuck in my teeth.

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Questionmarktarius
06/27/23 2:20:02 PM
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good luck digging one out from under a crown
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MC_BatCommander
06/27/23 2:21:59 PM
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Blackberry season bout to hit here, can't wait to go picking

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Trumpo
06/27/23 2:26:51 PM
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If you want to ruin a lawn, plant blackberry seeds.

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Compsognathus
06/27/23 2:29:04 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
good luck digging one out from under a crown
I thankfully don't have any. What I do have is molars that look like dice because I grind the shit out of my teeth when I sleep. I use a bite guard now but years of grinding had already taken its toll.


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Turbam
06/27/23 2:29:45 PM
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Skill issue

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Rexdragon125
06/27/23 2:30:46 PM
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Lemme just blast my mouth with a pressure cleaner
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R1masher
06/27/23 2:31:55 PM
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Turbam posted...
Skill issue

probably meant betwixt not in, seems more like an error

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Compsognathus
06/27/23 2:33:29 PM
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Turbam posted...
Skill issue
Oh I have my techniques to eat them without getting the seeds in my teeth. I just use my tongue to smash them then swallow without using my teeth.

But it's annoying.

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LordMarshal
06/27/23 2:48:35 PM
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I thought this was slang for something...

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Bishop_Hastur
06/27/23 3:26:41 PM
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Trumpo posted...
If you want to ruin a lawn, plant blackberry seeds.
If you want to ruin it faster might I suggest kudzu.

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Axiom
06/27/23 3:27:28 PM
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Topic reminds me to keep an eye out for the amish and their jam
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Tanthalas
06/27/23 3:28:58 PM
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Stop trying to eat their babies.

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Questionmarktarius
06/27/23 3:54:34 PM
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Bishop_Hastur posted...
If you want to ruin it faster might I suggest kudzu.
That doesn't ruin your lawn. Your house just becomes part of it, and probably your neighbor's house too.
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