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PiOverlord
06/28/23 10:54:46 AM
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Give me one now. I need a disease to say I have.

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BunkerBoy
06/28/23 10:55:19 AM
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Lupus
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CableZL
06/28/23 10:55:23 AM
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Gout

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Saint
06/28/23 10:56:36 AM
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Fatal Familial Insomnia
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drclaeys
06/28/23 10:56:55 AM
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Friends,

HERPES!!

Its Uncure-able, so you can call in sick with it FOREVER!!

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Questionmarktarius
06/28/23 10:56:59 AM
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Acute IDGAFitis. The only known treatment is 1.4mL of liquid Fuckitol.
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Enclave
06/28/23 10:57:29 AM
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BunkerBoy posted...
Lupus

I watched a few episodes of House, it's never Lupus so that's a bad choice.

I'd go with Hypertrichosis personally.

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Karovorak
06/28/23 10:59:10 AM
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Enclave posted...
I watched a few episodes of House, it's never Lupus so that's a bad choice.


Except that one episode it is.

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Autocraticus
06/28/23 11:00:32 AM
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Deadly case of the gottaseeums
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evilpresident
06/28/23 11:01:24 AM
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Acute Boneitis.

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Bishop_Hastur
06/28/23 11:16:00 AM
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Lyme

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NecroFoul99
06/28/23 11:16:56 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/1/AASrKBAAEnCh.jpg

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Will_VIIII
06/28/23 11:17:38 AM
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Diarrhea

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uwnim
06/28/23 11:22:37 AM
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Tuberculosis

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ArsGoetia
06/28/23 11:27:57 AM
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Will_VIIII posted...
Diarrhea

nobody questions it
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Starks
06/28/23 11:29:23 AM
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You have the shits. That's all you ever need to say.

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Dakimakura
06/28/23 11:30:12 AM
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Just say you had a doctors appointment. Everyone knows there is no follow up questions to that.

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kingdrake2
06/28/23 11:30:34 AM
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Will_VIIII posted...
Diarrhea


montezuma's revenge.

think someone on CE had this and they couldn't stop shitting.

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CassandraCroft
06/28/23 11:30:38 AM
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Very acute Syphilis

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