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Kloe_Rinz
06/28/23 5:03:59 PM
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The bloop? Random ass banging noises? Creepy ass fish? Its basically a creepypasta down there and nobody knows whats caused any of it. Why dont we just nuke the oceans
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Srk700
06/28/23 5:09:49 PM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
Why dont we just nuke the oceans

And wake up Cthulhu? No thanks
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Full_Pokedex
06/28/23 5:10:00 PM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
Why dont we just nuke the oceans
I mean there's been plenty of nuclear testing that happened out at sea. Look up Bikini Atoll for example.

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Kloe_Rinz
06/28/23 5:10:21 PM
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Srk700 posted...
And wake up Cthulu? No thanks
A preemptive strike is our only chance
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nocturnal_traveler
06/28/23 5:12:15 PM
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Yes. The ocean is very terrifying. Unfortunately, nuking the ocean will only make it stronger, and quite possibly have a Kaiju reign terror upon us.

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mybbqrules
06/28/23 5:14:12 PM
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It doesn't matter how strong, smart, or resourceful you are, the minute you're on or in the ocean you're rolling the dice with your life.

Ryan Mallet's recent tragedy is a perfect example.

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MARlO
06/28/23 5:15:20 PM
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Sea monsters are real.

I refuse to believe otherwise.

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nocturnal_traveler
06/28/23 5:16:15 PM
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MARlO posted...
Sea monsters are real.

I refuse to believe otherwise.
I believe you. Giant Squids and Octopi confirms this.

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Humble_Novice
06/28/23 5:18:01 PM
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Even some of the smaller species down there are extremely venomous.

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mybbqrules
06/28/23 5:37:07 PM
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MARlO posted...
Sea monsters are real.

I refuse to believe otherwise.
Imagine floating out in the deep ocean, bobbing in the waves, and suddenly you feel the hairs stand up on the back of your neck, and glance down into the water to see this
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/7/AAUg1tAAEnGN.jpg
rising to meet you. Just an empty, black hole rimmed with diamond-hard teeth powered by a jaw that puts out close to 18,000 newtons of force when it slams shut.

Also, reminder that Great Whites will bite metal objects that hard.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/8/AAUg1tAAEnGO.jpg

Just casually chomping this metal as hard as I can with apparently no ill effects. But c'mon in, the water is fine.

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Seaman_Prime
06/28/23 5:44:42 PM
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Yeah well if the ocean is so scary then why wont it fight me?
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Shishiwakamaru
06/28/23 5:44:47 PM
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Most of it yeah but the coasts are amazing

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Questionmarktarius
06/28/23 5:46:08 PM
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Seaman_Prime posted...
Yeah well if the ocean is so scary then why wont it fight me?
about that...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/2/4/AAEhCpAAEnGU.jpg
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Spiderman23J
06/28/23 6:03:18 PM
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Im positive theres is a Godzilla like thing thats down there

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Srk700
06/28/23 6:04:32 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
about that...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/2/4/AAEhCpAAEnGU.jpg

That and it can also send its jellyfish minions at you while you're swimming at a beach if it doesn't feel like doing that.
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Seaman_Prime
06/28/23 6:24:22 PM
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Srk700 posted...
That and it can also send its jellyfish minions at you while you're swimming at a beach if it doesn't feel like doing that.
Ill pee on those jellyfishes, thatll show em
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NocturneD85
06/28/23 6:26:09 PM
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Verdekal
06/28/23 6:28:09 PM
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Don't tease the octopus, kids!

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Kitt
06/28/23 6:28:11 PM
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mybbqrules posted...
It doesn't matter how strong, smart, or resourceful you are, the minute you're on or in the ocean you're rolling the dice with your life.
That's why I don't fuck with any large body of water tbh.

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shironinja
06/28/23 6:29:17 PM
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apparently its adapting to feed on microplastics too but we arent.

https://interestingengineering.com/science/bacteria-really-can-eat-plastic

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Cemith
06/28/23 6:30:21 PM
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Hard agree fuck that shit. I'd rather go to space than the bottom of the ocean.

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HudGard
06/28/23 6:33:41 PM
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shironinja posted...
apparently its adapting to feed on microplastics too but we arent.

https://interestingengineering.com/science/bacteria-really-can-eat-plastic
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Questionmarktarius
06/28/23 8:12:06 PM
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HudGard posted...
Our failures are its strength. Land is merely a favor. An experiment. Soon it must return whence it came.
We're just resting here, before moving on to the Moon and Mars.
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bigtiggie23
06/28/23 8:15:25 PM
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Seaman_Prime posted...
Yeah well if the ocean is so scary then why wont it fight me?

Adam West scared it into submission before he died:
https://youtu.be/Iee2LpESv9M

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VeggetaX
06/28/23 8:15:49 PM
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Hail yeah it is. I prolly use to have a phobia of the ocean depths. I couldn't play the water levels on DKC and couldn't play Echo the Dolphin way back then. I'm much better now, though.

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Full_Pokedex
06/28/23 8:18:12 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
We're just resting here, before moving on to the Moon and Mars.
No one in your lifetime are going to Mars. I doubt it will ever happen in the next 100 years.

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Thermador446
06/28/23 8:19:07 PM
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Oceans weren't designed for humans

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MARlO
06/28/23 8:32:31 PM
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Spiderman23J posted...
Im positive theres is a Godzilla like thing thats down there
Agreed

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neccis
06/28/23 8:35:39 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
I used to be fascinated with deep sea creatures when I was younger. Theyre scary and some look like demons.
Not even an ounce as terrifying as what the human race has done. It's time to wake up from this stupid topic now.

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Thud
06/28/23 8:38:56 PM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
The bloop? Random ass banging noises? Creepy ass fish? Its basically a creepypasta down there and nobody knows whats caused any of it. Why dont we just nuke the oceans

> loses their shit over the mere suggestion of regulating pitbulls and calls pit hate "RaCiSt"

> wants to nuke the ocean

StOp bEiNg RaCiSt aGaInSt FiSh!!! JiNoHcYde!!!!

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Full_Pokedex
06/28/23 8:40:06 PM
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neccis posted...
Not even an ounce as terrifying as what the human race has done. It's time to wake up from this stupid topic now.
Shut the fuck up and let the people be scares of what they want to be.

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MirageOfRuins
06/28/23 8:41:40 PM
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Isnt it mostly empty space though
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greenjeans
06/28/23 8:45:33 PM
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mybbqrules posted...
Imagine floating out in the deep ocean, bobbing in the waves, and suddenly you feel the hairs stand up on the back of your neck, and glance down into the water to see this
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/7/AAUg1tAAEnGN.jpg
rising to meet you. Just an empty, black hole rimmed with diamond-hard teeth powered by a jaw that puts out close to 18,000 newtons of force when it slams shut.

Also, reminder that Great Whites will bite metal objects that hard.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/8/AAUg1tAAEnGO.jpg

Just casually chomping this metal as hard as I can with apparently no ill effects. But c'mon in, the water is fine.
Looks like a pitbull in fish form
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nocturnal_traveler
06/28/23 8:45:47 PM
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neccis posted...
Not even an ounce as terrifying as what the human race has done. It's time to wake up from this stupid topic now.
Nice edge, but the ocean can wipe out the entire Human race if given the chance.

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Oh_Boy_
06/28/23 8:48:50 PM
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https://youtu.be/xVsI48kMB4k
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neccis
06/28/23 8:48:58 PM
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Full_Pokedex posted...
Shut the fuck up and let the people be scares of what they want to be.
Come on lady, bring it!

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Ratchetrockon
06/28/23 8:50:25 PM
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could there be giant whales in the deep sea

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Torgo
06/28/23 8:51:57 PM
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https://youtu.be/b_ObqZtxuj0

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MisterPengy
06/28/23 8:58:12 PM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
Why dont we just nuke the oceans

The scary part is, we have. And it's still there!

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Ba-alzamon
06/28/23 9:09:19 PM
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greenjeans posted...
Looks like a pitbull in fish form
I wouldn't let my great white shark near any pitbulls, the shark would probably get mauled
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Ba-alzamon
06/28/23 9:09:51 PM
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MisterPengy posted...
The scary part is, we have. And it's still there!
Feed the ocean to a pitbull!
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the0rebirth
06/28/23 9:10:35 PM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
Why dont we just nuke the oceans

You're literally saying we should kill something just because we don't understand it lol
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nocturnal_traveler
06/28/23 9:11:44 PM
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the0rebirth posted...
You're literally saying we should kill something just because we don't understand it lol
But it's Human nature!

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PBusted
06/28/23 9:16:09 PM
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mybbqrules posted...
Imagine floating out in the deep ocean, bobbing in the waves, and suddenly you feel the hairs stand up on the back of your neck, and glance down into the water to see this
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/7/AAUg1tAAEnGN.jpg
rising to meet you. Just an empty, black hole rimmed with diamond-hard teeth powered by a jaw that puts out close to 18,000 newtons of force when it slams shut.

Also, reminder that Great Whites will bite metal objects that hard.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/8/AAUg1tAAEnGO.jpg

Just casually chomping this metal as hard as I can with apparently no ill effects. But c'mon in, the water is fine.

Sharks are low level scary things. Like most well known predators most sharks actively try to avoid humans.
The deep sea has these
https://i.imgur.com/IhyijQ0.jpg
http://imgur.com/gallery/EN7Uh
https://i.imgur.com/J4G0wwl.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/AQzgHEp.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/hB7Az14.png
Also these
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT1TSbarW1U
https://i.imgur.com/nywhH5a.mp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IItnp9qHC4
https://v.redd.it/lve2538h9r5a1/DASH_720.mp4?source=fallback

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Carljank
06/28/23 9:16:42 PM
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Fearing the ocean is a healthy fear.

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vycebrand2
06/28/23 9:17:48 PM
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Full_Pokedex posted...
No one in your lifetime are going to Mars. I doubt it will ever happen in the next 100 years.
Thing is there is nothing there on both of them to make it worth while. See, money drives innovation and without that we are dead in the water. It's so costly that they would never make money back on their investment. Face it we are a single planet race that will go out "poof" if a bad asteroid hits or climate change go way out of control.

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Kloe_Rinz
06/28/23 10:45:26 PM
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the0rebirth posted...
You're literally saying we should kill something just because we don't understand it lol
Correction, because its scary as shit
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Ultima_Fury
06/28/23 10:50:24 PM
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