Current Events > Hypothetical: An army invades Ohio and starts wrecking shit

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UnfairRepresent 06/30/23 7:54:22 AM #1:	Would you volunteer to help out? Yes and I'm American Yes and I'm not American No and I'm American No and I'm not American Would you volunteer to help out? - Results (34 votes) Yes and I'm American 29.41% (10 votes) 10 Yes and I'm not American 2.94% (1 vote) 1 No and I'm American 50% (17 votes) 17 No and I'm not American 17.65% (6 votes) 6 China has pulled a mini Red Dawn (Maybe a Red Dwarf?) and invaded Ohio 5 million + Chinese soldiers with machine guns, tanks, heavy vehicles, motorbikes have already taken Sandusky and are making their way across the state. The US military is scrambling but they're on the backfoot and have completely lost control. They have put out the call for any and all people to come and help defend them from hostile invasion. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/0/AAZiH8AAEnY2.jpg How would you react? Would you go? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:974526153] in Hypothetic... [t:80494635]...</cite> <quote> Would you volunteer to help out? Yes and I'm American Yes and I'm not American No and I'm American No and I'm not American Vote View Results Would you volunteer to help out? - Results (34 votes) Yes and I'm American 29.41% (10 votes) 10 Yes and I'm not American 2.94% (1 vote) 1 No and I'm American 50% (17 votes) 17 No and I'm not American 17.65% (6 votes) 6 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80494635', message: '0', key: '090ef736' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } China has pulled a mini Red Dawn (Maybe a Red Dwarf?) and invaded Ohio 5 million + Chinese soldiers with machine guns, tanks, heavy vehicles, motorbikes have already taken Sandusky and are making their way across the state. The US military is scrambling but they're on the backfoot and have completely lost control. They have put out the call for any and all people to come and help defend them from hostile invasion. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/0/AAZiH8AAEnY2.jpg How would you react? Would you go? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 06/30/23 7:56:40 AM #2:	Whenever someone brings up Ohio, I think of this classic Bugs Bunny clip. https://youtube.com/watch?v=yzXX0SxwqHg&feature=sharec --- You died and went to hell! Ralph knows. <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:974526187] in Hypothetic... [t:80494635]...</cite> <quote>Whenever someone brings up Ohio, I think of this classic Bugs Bunny clip.https://youtube.com/watch?v=yzXX0SxwqHg&feature=sharec</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 06/30/23 7:57:45 AM #3:	Cthulu and all the various other cryptids that inhabit Ohio would make short work of any invading force. --- http://i.imgur.com/6VeX04D.jpg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKz2U4fvA4U <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:974526196] in Hypothetic... [t:80494635]...</cite> <quote>Cthulu and all the various other cryptids that inhabit Ohio would make short work of any invading force.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Arbron 06/30/23 7:58:49 AM #4:	If 5 million Chinese soldiers made landfall in the US, someone fucked up big time --- "The US is not a single country. It is ~20 developed countries being held hostage by ~25 developing countries and ~5 failed states." -Calintares <cite>Dark_Arbron posted [p:974526217] in Hypothetic... [t:80494635]...</cite> <quote>If 5 million Chinese soldiers made landfall in the US, someone fucked up big time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anarchy_Juiblex 06/30/23 7:59:23 AM #5:	There's no way to convolute a hypothetical around this that makes any damn sense. But yes I live in Ohio and am a patriot, and very anti-CCP of course I'd fight. --- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man#Steelmanning https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principle_of_charity <cite>Anarchy_Juiblex posted [p:974526223] in Hypothetic... [t:80494635]...</cite> <quote>There's no way to convolute a hypothetical around this that makes any damn sense. But yes I live in Ohio and am a patriot, and very anti-CCP of course I'd fight. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 06/30/23 8:02:34 AM #6:	WOLVERINES! mustachedmystic posted... Whenever someone brings up Ohio, I think of this classic Bugs Bunny clip. Same and I was going to post that same clip. --- http://i.imgur.com/hslUvRN.jpg When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:974526257] in Hypothetic... [t:80494635]...</cite> <quote>WOLVERINES!mustachedmystic posted... </cite><quote>Whenever someone brings up Ohio, I think of this classic Bugs Bunny clip.</quote>Same and I was going to post that same clip.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bfslick50 06/30/23 8:06:23 AM #7:	I have so many logistical questions. Did you mean Oregon? --- "Something's wrong! Murder isn't working and that's all we're good at." ~Futurama <cite>bfslick50 posted [p:974526316] in Hypothetic... [t:80494635]...</cite> <quote>I have so many logistical questions. Did you mean Oregon?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anarchy_Juiblex 06/30/23 8:08:39 AM #8:	bfslick50 posted... I have so many logistical questions. Did you mean Oregon? Transport-subs emerging from Lake Erie, with soldiers hitting Cleveland and Sandusky at the same time! Lol --- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man#Steelmanning https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principle_of_charity <cite>Anarchy_Juiblex posted [p:974526335] in Hypothetic... [t:80494635]...</cite> <quote>bfslick50 posted... </cite><quote>I have so many logistical questions. Did you mean Oregon?</quote>Transport-subs emerging from Lake Erie, with soldiers hitting Cleveland and Sandusky at the same time!Lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 06/30/23 8:08:55 AM #9:	Couldn't you have picked a more reasonable state to be invaded? Like the only way to do this is to cross lake Erie from Canada. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:974526337] in Hypothetic... [t:80494635]...</cite> <quote>Couldn't you have picked a more reasonable state to be invaded? Like the only way to do this is to cross lake Erie from Canada.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
party_animal07 06/30/23 8:10:27 AM #10:	https://youtu.be/ZgymWemivLQ --- https://warpzone.me/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/GRANDIA_-696x509.jpg <cite>party_animal07 posted [p:974526349] in Hypothetic... [t:80494635]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/ZgymWemivLQ</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/30/23 8:11:41 AM #11:	Dark_Arbron posted... If 5 million Chinese soldiers made landfall in the US, someone fucked up big time Trump was president for 4 years The whole US fucked up big time --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:974526369] in Hypothetic... [t:80494635]...</cite> <quote>Dark_Arbron posted... </cite><quote>If 5 million Chinese soldiers made landfall in the US, someone fucked up big time</quote>Trump was president for 4 yearsThe whole US fucked up big time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Serious_Cat 06/30/23 8:23:06 AM #12:	UnfairRepresent posted... Trump was president for 4 years The whole US fucked up big time To be fair he did lose the popular vote twice. --- I are Serious Cat This is serious thread <cite>Serious_Cat posted [p:974526493] in Hypothetic... [t:80494635]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>Trump was president for 4 yearsThe whole US fucked up big time</quote>To be fair he did lose the popular vote twice.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArsGoetia 06/30/23 8:26:35 AM #13:	ohio is the florida of the north dont fuck with us <cite>ArsGoetia posted [p:974526534] in Hypothetic... [t:80494635]...</cite> <quote>ohio is the florida of the north dont fuck with us</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
reincarnator07 06/30/23 8:27:06 AM #14:	If 5M+ soldiers are in Ohio, it's already game over tbh. You'd have to come from one of the coasts, which means they'd also have successfully invaded already --- Fan of metal? Don't mind covers? Check out my youtube and give me some feedback http://www.youtube.com/sircaballero <cite>reincarnator07 posted [p:974526540] in Hypothetic... [t:80494635]...</cite> <quote>If 5M+ soldiers are in Ohio, it's already game over tbh. You'd have to come from one of the coasts, which means they'd also have successfully invaded already</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 06/30/23 8:40:24 AM #15:	reincarnator07 posted... If 5M+ soldiers are in Ohio, it's already game over tbh. You'd have to come from one of the coasts, which means they'd also have successfully invaded already Or it means Canada betrayed us. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:974526708] in Hypothetic... [t:80494635]...</cite> <quote>reincarnator07 posted... </cite><quote>If 5M+ soldiers are in Ohio, it's already game over tbh. You'd have to come from one of the coasts, which means they'd also have successfully invaded already</quote>Or it means Canada betrayed us.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 06/30/23 8:41:43 AM #16:	Right at the Reds are tied for first place in their division? Oh, hell no! --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:974526720] in Hypothetic... [t:80494635]...</cite> <quote>Right at the Reds are tied for first place in their division? Oh, hell no!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 06/30/23 8:41:49 AM #17:	As long as I dont get involved at least the damage will be contained to Ohio. So --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:974526721] in Hypothetic... [t:80494635]...</cite> <quote>As long as I dont get involved at least the damage will be contained to Ohio.So </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/30/23 8:52:32 AM #18:	divot1338 posted... As long as I dont get involved at least the damage will be contained to Ohio. So assuming someone stops them --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:974526854] in Hypothetic... [t:80494635]...</cite> <quote>divot1338 posted... </cite><quote>As long as I dont get involved at least the damage will be contained to Ohio.So </quote>assuming someone stops them</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/02/23 6:34:32 PM #19:	Looks like most of CE won't go --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:974582755] in Hypothetic... [t:80494635]...</cite> <quote>Looks like most of CE won't go</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
flussence 07/02/23 6:36:51 PM #20:	i'd volunteer to help, but tbh i don't know if i could help them find any shit there to wreck --- Editor's note: The sound of children screaming has been removed. <cite>flussence posted [p:974582797] in Hypothetic... [t:80494635]...</cite> <quote>i'd volunteer to help, but tbh i don't know if i could help them find any shit there to wreck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/03/23 7:31:16 PM #21:	flussence posted... i'd volunteer to help, but tbh i don't know if i could help them find any shit there to wreck bruh --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:974605806] in Hypothetic... [t:80494635]...</cite> <quote>flussence posted... </cite><quote>i'd volunteer to help, but tbh i don't know if i could help them find any shit there to wreck</quote>bruh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DD_Divine 07/03/23 7:32:35 PM #22:	Its just Ohio. --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. <cite>DD_Divine posted [p:974605831] in Hypothetic... [t:80494635]...</cite> <quote>Its just Ohio. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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