Poll of the Day > The fuck is this Grimace Birthday shenanigans. I don't remember them ever celebr

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FrozenBananas
07/01/23 8:09:30 AM
#1:


celebrating Ronald McDonalds or the Hamburglers birthday

sounds like some made up publicity stunt if you ask me

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ParanoidObsessive
07/01/23 12:36:57 PM
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They did away with Ronald because he's a pedo clown. When he went away all the other mascots went with him.

Now they've waited a few years, so they're trying to bring Grimace and some of the others back without Ronald. Because the younger generation has kind of lost interest in McDonalds and they're starting to realize that they're going to be in trouble once all the Boomers and Gen-X finally die off. So they want to double down on hooking the next generation of kids into eating there. And goofy characters help with that.

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Lil_Bit83
07/01/23 12:56:46 PM
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VampireCoyote
07/01/23 2:34:48 PM
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I hate it

and I hate that their food is so cheap and so good

fuck them

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