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Dakimakura
07/01/23 3:54:43 PM
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I used up my 6000 tweet views for the day now I cant see the latest Hunter Biden laptop news!

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toreysback
07/01/23 3:57:26 PM
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there are, but they have been sent directly to the laptop

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Irony
07/01/23 3:58:20 PM
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Someday it'll exist

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Dakimakura
07/01/23 3:58:28 PM
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toreysback posted...
there are, but they have been sent directly to the laptop

only Hilary Clinton is getting the updates? No wonder Biden isnt in jail yet.

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ToteAll
07/01/23 3:58:30 PM
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I hear the laptop got offered a Windows 11 update.
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toreysback
07/01/23 4:00:13 PM
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but they'd have to restart to fully install

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Unsuprised_Pika
07/01/23 4:00:39 PM
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His Laptop just slaughtered a small rural conservative town. The advanced A.I in it called in Obama's favorite drone to destroy it because someone there found Hiliary's email server

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Dark_Arbron
07/01/23 4:01:48 PM
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Unsuprised_Pika posted...
His Laptop just slaughtered a small rural conservative town. The advanced A.I in it called in Obama's favorite drone to destroy it because someone there found Hiliary's email server

It was in that pizza place's basement.

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Crimsoness
07/01/23 4:06:05 PM
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Hunter Biden's laptop was the friends we made a long the way

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Skankhair
07/01/23 4:07:15 PM
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The real laptop was the friends we made along the way.
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Strider102
07/01/23 4:10:15 PM
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It currently is at Elon's Mars colony, sent there by Rudy Giuliani at the behest of Tucker Carlson to discover all it's hidden secrets.

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YellowSUV
07/01/23 4:13:14 PM
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Hunter Biden's laptop is hogging all the tweet power

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Priere
07/01/23 4:14:36 PM
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I saw they knocked his child support down from 20k to 5k. Combine that with the munny he is gonna get from extorting those chinese guys and his pipe is going to be like a cornucopia.

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MabinogiFan
07/01/23 4:16:02 PM
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Real talk what is all this Hunter Biden stuff about? All I know is that he's apparently a rapist.
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Strider102
07/01/23 4:17:01 PM
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MabinogiFan posted...
Real talk what is all this Hunter Biden stuff about? All I know is that he's apparently a rapist.

Oh, you know.

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MabusIncarnate
07/01/23 4:17:06 PM
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They said 4 years ago they have evidence and it's coming guys, just be patient.

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YellowSUV
07/01/23 4:18:30 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
They said 4 years ago they have evidence and it's coming guys, just be patient.

just 2 more weeks!!!!!!!!!

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R1masher
07/01/23 4:18:57 PM
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just updated my phone and the hulu app

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MabinogiFan
07/01/23 4:21:21 PM
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Strider102 posted...
Oh, you know.
I don't actually.
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Strider102
07/01/23 4:21:55 PM
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MabinogiFan posted...
I don't actually.

That's one of "their" responses.

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Dark_Arbron
07/01/23 4:22:26 PM
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MabinogiFan posted...
I don't actually.

He means it's a standard GOP bullshit story made up to try and distract from their own quite real stories.

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Heineken14
07/01/23 4:31:28 PM
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Hunters laptop was on the titanic submarine.

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MabinogiFan
07/01/23 6:35:45 PM
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Strider102 posted...
That's one of "their" responses.
Gotcha. I was just asking cause I heard that there were photos of him assaulting his niece circulating on twitter. But that could've been a hoax for all I know.
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mercurydude
07/01/23 7:06:47 PM
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There's some shocking news out today that some very dangerous information is on the laptop. It contains Sauron's diary entries about how he created the One ring, including exact instructions that someone could use to create their own.

Hunter Biden may be the most dangerous man in the country at the moment.

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Dakimakura
07/01/23 7:07:23 PM
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mercurydude posted...
There's some shocking news out today that some very dangerous information is on the laptop. It contains Sauron's diary entries about how he created the One ring, including exact instructions that someone could use to create their own.

Hunter Biden may be the most dangerous man in the country at the moment.

Dang, I missed all the breaking news due to hitting the twitter view limit in 30 minutes.

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BearlyWilling
07/01/23 7:10:08 PM
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MabinogiFan posted...
All I know is that he's apparently a rapist.

wut

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Heineken14
07/01/23 7:19:18 PM
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BearlyWilling posted...


wut


He's been reading right wing propaganda it seems.

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MabinogiFan
07/01/23 7:38:59 PM
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I don't know what's real or not anymore tbh
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Heineken14
07/01/23 7:47:26 PM
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MabinogiFan posted...
I don't know what's real or not anymore tbh


Look to see if it's someone even vaguely affiliated with the right wing. If they are, there's like a 90% chance they are lying.

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Kradek
07/01/23 7:48:46 PM
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They were all mailed to Tucker and got lost in the mail.

MabinogiFan posted...
All I know is that he's apparently a rapist.

The closest that comes to being true is that one of the conspiracies alleges there was child pornography with him on the laptop. And there are countries with legalized child prostitution, so depending on the country that may not even technically be rape, but ultimately it is unfounded conspiracies nonetheless based off a mysterious laptop that just gets more and more ridiculous the closer the conspiracy is examined.

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MabinogiFan
07/01/23 8:40:24 PM
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Kradek posted...


The closest that comes to being true is that one of the conspiracies alleges there was child pornography with him on the laptop. And there are countries with legalized child prostitution, so depending on the country that may not even technically be rape, but ultimately it is unfounded conspiracies nonetheless based off a mysterious laptop that just gets more and more ridiculous the closer the conspiracy is examined.
Oh ok. Maybe those photos weren't of Hunter then.
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Euripides
07/01/23 8:42:56 PM
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I hear the GOP's healthcare plan is on it

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Kradek
07/01/23 8:44:50 PM
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MabinogiFan posted...
Oh ok. Maybe those photos weren't of Hunter then.

If there was actual evidence of him with children, you can bet damn well he'd be under investigation.

You really think they'd hold him accountable for lying on a form to buy a gun and not paying taxes, but wouldn't nail him for child pornography?

Though it does seem like I was lured into some ploy and you already 100% believe every Hunter Biden conspiracy, so that's my bad for being duped, I guess.

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Cemith
07/01/23 8:54:28 PM
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I don't actually care about Hunter Biden. Unless it comes to that he's the evil God Emperor villain mastermind that idiots have vilified him as, nothing he says or does has or likely will make an impact on me.

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IronWolf87
07/01/23 8:54:34 PM
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Benjamin Ghazi got a hold of it and is using it to hack proud Americans like you and me!
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ehhwhatever
07/01/23 9:02:51 PM
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how corrupt is hunter actually? Or how stupid are we?

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YourBestFrenemy
07/01/23 9:05:03 PM
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I have confirmation, Hunter still has a manaconda in his pants.

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Masked-One
07/01/23 9:07:09 PM
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Irony posted...
Someday it'll exist

It's really weird how some people are still saying it's not real. It exists and had his personal photos on it, it's just not anything important.

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rodu_jr
07/01/23 9:07:19 PM
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The sub was sunk to draw attention away from the kid who jumped off the party ship, and was in fact taken by a school of Biden's laptops
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Thud
07/01/23 9:08:29 PM
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At this point I would 100% vote for Hunter Biden just to see the conservaRAGE

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Unknown5uspect
07/01/23 9:12:36 PM
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Thud posted...
At this point I would 100% vote for Hunter Biden just to see the conservaRAGE
Idk about Hunter Biden himself. Heard bad things about that guy. I would definitely vote for the laptop tho.

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Kradek
07/03/23 10:37:05 PM
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Masked-One posted...
It's really weird how some people are still saying it's not real. It exists and had his personal photos on it, it's just not anything important.

It exists and yet was supposedly handled by so many different people that it's impossible to tell what is authentic and what was put on there by bad actors. That's why chain of custody matters.

Giuliani claimed there was cp on there and then intentionally sent it to another, which would be distribution of child porn, yet I don't see the people crying buckets of tears over this laptop giving even a single fuck about that, which just shows where their true motives lie.

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