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lilORANG 07/02/23 5:49:59 PM #1:	How do you do? Don't even answer the door Politely tell them to go away Listen kindly to their spiel before telling them thank you have a nice day Troll tf out of them Accept their beliefs as true and convert Other How do you do? - Results (66 votes) Don't even answer the door 43.94% (29 votes) 29 Politely tell them to go away 12.12% (8 votes) 8 Listen kindly to their spiel before telling them thank you have a nice day 21.21% (14 votes) 14 Troll tf out of them 7.58% (5 votes) 5 Accept their beliefs as true and convert 9.09% (6 votes) 6 Other 6.06% (4 votes) 4 I usually just awkwardly smile and listen and then tell them to go away at my first opportunity. --- Let's all please just get along. <cite>lilORANG posted [p:974581930] in How do you... [t:80497218]...</cite> <quote> How do you do? Don't even answer the door Politely tell them to go away Listen kindly to their spiel before telling them thank you have a nice day Troll tf out of them Accept their beliefs as true and convert Other Vote View Results How do you do? - Results (66 votes) Don't even answer the door 43.94% (29 votes) 29 Politely tell them to go away 12.12% (8 votes) 8 Listen kindly to their spiel before telling them thank you have a nice day 21.21% (14 votes) 14 Troll tf out of them 7.58% (5 votes) 5 Accept their beliefs as true and convert 9.09% (6 votes) 6 Other 6.06% (4 votes) 4 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80497218', message: '0', key: '090ef736' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } I usually just awkwardly smile and listen and then tell them to go away at my first opportunity. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samsungsalt 07/02/23 5:51:50 PM #2:	I have multiple no trespassing and nra signs on my 1/4 mile driveway, and thats all Im gonna say. --- my old computer died and i didn't feel like resetting the password to my original account, so i created this one instead. now i only use it when i use my iphone <cite>samsungsalt posted [p:974581965] in How do you... [t:80497218]...</cite> <quote>I have multiple no trespassing and nra signs on my 1/4 mile driveway, and thats all Im gonna say. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Carljank 07/02/23 5:53:46 PM #3:	Ignore --- Sorry if my posts make you feel emotional. It is not my intent. Make America Nazi-Free Again. #NoMoreNazis #Wolf2 <cite>Carljank posted [p:974581997] in How do you... [t:80497218]...</cite> <quote>Ignore</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
a-c-a-b 07/02/23 5:56:44 PM #4:	Never had to deal with one before. I've always lived in apartments and have never had unexpected people come to my door. --- Save for your doomed future <cite>a-c-a-b posted [p:974582048] in How do you... [t:80497218]...</cite> <quote>Never had to deal with one before. I've always lived in apartments and have never had unexpected people come to my door.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
K181 07/02/23 5:57:30 PM #5:	Politely say no thanks and close the door. --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:974582066] in How do you... [t:80497218]...</cite> <quote>Politely say no thanks and close the door.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BurmesePenguin 07/02/23 5:58:18 PM #6:	Why isn't roundhouse kick in the poll options? --- Sigful User Logic <cite>BurmesePenguin posted [p:974582085] in How do you... [t:80497218]...</cite> <quote>Why isn't roundhouse kick in the poll options?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 07/02/23 6:00:13 PM #7:	I turn my lights out and then hide behind my couch like this https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/4/AAJHVqAAEn26.jpg --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:974582125] in How do you... [t:80497218]...</cite> <quote>I turn my lights out and then hide behind my couch like thishttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/4/AAJHVqAAEn26.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bluharvest 07/02/23 6:01:12 PM #8:	never had anyone knock on my door soliciting shit --- http://gamefaqs.com/916401/b/- \|Come on down for drinks and good company\| <cite>Bluharvest posted [p:974582147] in How do you... [t:80497218]...</cite> <quote>never had anyone knock on my door soliciting shit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
flussence 07/02/23 6:01:24 PM #9:	Remind them that they're trained to proselytise in the way they do not because it's ever been effective at converting people, but because it's purposely designed to generate hostility, alienate them from society and keep them trapped in the cult. --- Editor's note: The sound of children screaming has been removed. <cite>flussence posted [p:974582150] in How do you... [t:80497218]...</cite> <quote>Remind them that they're trained to proselytise in the way they do not because it's ever been effective at converting people, but because it's purposely designed to generate hostility, alienate them from society and keep them trapped in the cult.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 07/02/23 6:05:31 PM #10:	If they dudes or unattractive women -> don't answer the door If they hot chicks -> fully convert --- "Let the bears pay the bear tax I pay the Homer tax." - Bart Simpson <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:974582225] in How do you... [t:80497218]...</cite> <quote>If they dudes or unattractive women -> don't answer the doorIf they hot chicks -> fully convert</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EthanSilver 07/02/23 6:07:43 PM #11:	Depending on how I'm personally feeling that day, or if I have the time. Either option 2 or 3. Or a mix. Though to be honest, it really is kind of annoying. Wish they would stop after the first time or so. <cite>EthanSilver posted [p:974582269] in How do you... [t:80497218]...</cite> <quote>Depending on how I'm personally feeling that day, or if I have the time. Either option 2 or 3. Or a mix. Though to be honest, it really is kind of annoying. Wish they would stop after the first time or so. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ar0ge 07/02/23 6:11:57 PM #12:	Used to completely ignore them and pretend I'm not home. It's harder to do that with kids running and yelling around the house. I usually just tell them through my doorbell camera that I'm not interested. <cite>Ar0ge posted [p:974582348] in How do you... [t:80497218]...</cite> <quote>Used to completely ignore them and pretend I'm not home. It's harder to do that with kids running and yelling around the house. I usually just tell them through my doorbell camera that I'm not interested.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZEROWOLF 07/02/23 6:15:10 PM #13:	I never understood why they go recruiting. Their whole deal is that only 144k people will go to heaven. They are just adding to the competition. --- Sam and Robert are the hitch-hikers on the road. --Necronomicon incantation (The Evil Dead) <cite>ZEROWOLF posted [p:974582404] in How do you... [t:80497218]...</cite> <quote>I never understood why they go recruiting. Their whole deal is that only 144k people will go to heaven. They are just adding to the competition. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EthanSilver 07/02/23 6:17:01 PM #14:	ZEROWOLF posted... I never understood why they go recruiting. Their whole deal is that only 144k people will go to heaven. They are just adding to the competition. Is that a thing? Kind of off putting, and elitist. Which begs the question of how "good" a heaven could be with a premise like that. <cite>EthanSilver posted [p:974582434] in How do you... [t:80497218]...</cite> <quote>ZEROWOLF posted... </cite><quote>I never understood why they go recruiting. Their whole deal is that only 144k people will go to heaven. They are just adding to the competition.</quote>Is that a thing?Kind of off putting, and elitist. Which begs the question of how "good" a heaven could be with a premise like that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
David1988 07/02/23 6:17:05 PM #15:	I tell them Im a Jehovahs Witness myself and let them know what theyre doing wrong and why they will go to hell --- "The age of men is over, the time of women have come" - God <cite>David1988 posted [p:974582437] in How do you... [t:80497218]...</cite> <quote>I tell them Im a Jehovahs Witness myself and let them know what theyre doing wrong and why they will go to hell</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YourBestFrenemy 07/02/23 6:17:59 PM #16:	I'll open the door, tell them I appreciate that what they're doing couldn't be easy, offer them a bottled water, and then wish them good luck and safety. Quick and painless. --- You punched me in the boob! Prepare to die, obviously! - Roxy Richter He/Him/His <cite>YourBestFrenemy posted [p:974582457] in How do you... [t:80497218]...</cite> <quote>I'll open the door, tell them I appreciate that what they're doing couldn't be easy, offer them a bottled water, and then wish them good luck and safety.Quick and painless.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Roachmeat 07/02/23 6:59:58 PM #17:	'Listen kindly to their spiel before telling them thank you have a nice day' Closest answer to what I do, which is (secretly) compare notes to what I already believe. <cite>Roachmeat posted [p:974583220] in How do you... [t:80497218]...</cite> <quote>'Listen kindly to their spiel before telling them thank you have a nice day'Closest answer to what I do, which is (secretly) compare notes to what I already believe.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 07/02/23 7:03:41 PM #18:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki801ccg9Yo --- http://i.imgur.com/hslUvRN.jpg When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:974583282] in How do you... [t:80497218]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki801ccg9Yo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bass 07/02/23 7:05:18 PM #19:	EthanSilver posted... Is that a thing? Kind of off putting, and elitist. Which begs the question of how "good" a heaven could be with a premise like that. Yeah, but they believe other followers that don't make it to heaven get to be in God's new kingdom on earth or something like that. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Bass posted [p:974583307] in How do you... [t:80497218]...</cite> <quote>EthanSilver posted... </cite><quote>Is that a thing?Kind of off putting, and elitist. Which begs the question of how "good" a heaven could be with a premise like that.</quote>Yeah, but they believe other followers that don't make it to heaven get to be in God's new kingdom on earth or something like that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Glob 07/03/23 1:36:51 AM #20:	I dont think they exist over here, but if they did, they wouldnt get to my door before getting stopped by security. <cite>Glob posted [p:974589878] in How do you... [t:80497218]...</cite> <quote>I dont think they exist over here, but if they did, they wouldnt get to my door before getting stopped by security.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hyperskate65 07/03/23 1:45:40 AM #21:	A song about this exact issue https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g0VncwFdv4M --- his comparison suggests we're closet african americans. PSN BlahblahUnicornx <cite>hyperskate65 posted [p:974589981] in How do you... [t:80497218]...</cite> <quote>A song about this exact issuehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g0VncwFdv4M</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigtiggie23 07/03/23 2:09:14 AM #22:	If they are attractive enough make a respectful pass at them. They'll either find it inappropriate and leave you alone or you are in for a fun afternoon. --- Every day I wake up and promise I will be nice to everyone, then I deal with people at work and remember why that will never happen. <cite>bigtiggie23 posted [p:974590170] in How do you... [t:80497218]...</cite> <quote>If they are attractive enough make a respectful pass at them. They'll either find it inappropriate and leave you alone or you are in for a fun afternoon.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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