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lilORANG 07/02/23 5:49:59 PM #1: |
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I usually just awkwardly smile and listen and then tell them to go away at my first opportunity. --- Let's all please just get along. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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samsungsalt 07/02/23 5:51:50 PM #2: |
I have multiple no trespassing and nra signs on my 1/4 mile driveway, and thats all Im gonna say. --- my old computer died and i didn't feel like resetting the password to my original account, so i created this one instead. now i only use it when i use my iphone ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Carljank 07/02/23 5:53:46 PM #3: |
Ignore --- Sorry if my posts make you feel emotional. It is not my intent. Make America Nazi-Free Again. #NoMoreNazis #Wolf2 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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a-c-a-b 07/02/23 5:56:44 PM #4: |
Never had to deal with one before. I've always lived in apartments and have never had unexpected people come to my door. --- Save for your doomed future ... Copied to Clipboard!
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K181 07/02/23 5:57:30 PM #5: |
Politely say no thanks and close the door. --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BurmesePenguin 07/02/23 5:58:18 PM #6: |
Why isn't roundhouse kick in the poll options? --- Sigful User Logic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 07/02/23 6:00:13 PM #7: |
I turn my lights out and then hide behind my couch like this https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/4/AAJHVqAAEn26.jpg --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bluharvest 07/02/23 6:01:12 PM #8: |
never had anyone knock on my door soliciting shit --- http://gamefaqs.com/916401/b/- |Come on down for drinks and good company| ... Copied to Clipboard!
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flussence 07/02/23 6:01:24 PM #9: |
Remind them that they're trained to proselytise in the way they do not because it's ever been effective at converting people, but because it's purposely designed to generate hostility, alienate them from society and keep them trapped in the cult. --- Editor's note: The sound of children screaming has been removed. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dakimakura 07/02/23 6:05:31 PM #10: |
If they dudes or unattractive women -> don't answer the door If they hot chicks -> fully convert --- "Let the bears pay the bear tax I pay the Homer tax." - Bart Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EthanSilver 07/02/23 6:07:43 PM #11: |
Depending on how I'm personally feeling that day, or if I have the time. Either option 2 or 3. Or a mix. Though to be honest, it really is kind of annoying. Wish they would stop after the first time or so. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ar0ge 07/02/23 6:11:57 PM #12: |
Used to completely ignore them and pretend I'm not home. It's harder to do that with kids running and yelling around the house. I usually just tell them through my doorbell camera that I'm not interested. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZEROWOLF 07/02/23 6:15:10 PM #13: |
I never understood why they go recruiting. Their whole deal is that only 144k people will go to heaven. They are just adding to the competition. --- Sam and Robert are the hitch-hikers on the road. --Necronomicon incantation (The Evil Dead) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EthanSilver 07/02/23 6:17:01 PM #14: |
ZEROWOLF posted... I never understood why they go recruiting. Their whole deal is that only 144k people will go to heaven. They are just adding to the competition.Is that a thing? Kind of off putting, and elitist. Which begs the question of how "good" a heaven could be with a premise like that. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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David1988 07/02/23 6:17:05 PM #15: |
I tell them Im a Jehovahs Witness myself and let them know what theyre doing wrong and why they will go to hell --- "The age of men is over, the time of women have come" - God ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YourBestFrenemy 07/02/23 6:17:59 PM #16: |
I'll open the door, tell them I appreciate that what they're doing couldn't be easy, offer them a bottled water, and then wish them good luck and safety. Quick and painless. --- You punched me in the boob! Prepare to die, obviously! - Roxy Richter He/Him/His ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Roachmeat 07/02/23 6:59:58 PM #17: |
'Listen kindly to their spiel before telling them thank you have a nice day' Closest answer to what I do, which is (secretly) compare notes to what I already believe. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Southernfatman 07/02/23 7:03:41 PM #18: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki801ccg9Yo --- http://i.imgur.com/hslUvRN.jpg When I sin I sin real good. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bass 07/02/23 7:05:18 PM #19: |
EthanSilver posted... Is that a thing?Yeah, but they believe other followers that don't make it to heaven get to be in God's new kingdom on earth or something like that. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Glob 07/03/23 1:36:51 AM #20: |
I dont think they exist over here, but if they did, they wouldnt get to my door before getting stopped by security. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hyperskate65 07/03/23 1:45:40 AM #21: |
A song about this exact issue https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g0VncwFdv4M --- his comparison suggests we're closet african americans. PSN BlahblahUnicornx ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bigtiggie23 07/03/23 2:09:14 AM #22: |
If they are attractive enough make a respectful pass at them. They'll either find it inappropriate and leave you alone or you are in for a fun afternoon. --- Every day I wake up and promise I will be nice to everyone, then I deal with people at work and remember why that will never happen. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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