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DKBananaSlamma 07/04/23 5:28:23 PM #1:	Go directly to the link if autoplay is fucked up >_> https://imgur.com/fDMNh0N ~~it goes poorly for him lol~~ --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:974624608] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>Go directly to the link if autoplay is fucked up >_>https://imgur.com/fDMNh0Nit goes poorly for him lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gmanthebest 07/04/23 5:31:03 PM #3:	Yeah, I ain't gonna fuck with an ostrich. Geese are bad enough, making them taller and faster was a mistake --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away <cite>gmanthebest posted [p:974624675] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, I ain't gonna fuck with an ostrich. Geese are bad enough, making them taller and faster was a mistake</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ai123 07/04/23 5:36:07 PM #4:	The Australian army were once defeated in a war with the emu. And the emu is quite a bit smaller than the ostrich. --- (We Don't Need This) Fascist Groove Thang <cite>ai123 posted [p:974624789] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>The Australian army were once defeated in a war with the emu.And the emu is quite a bit smaller than the ostrich.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 07/05/23 9:06:38 PM #5:	D K Donkey Kong --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:974649985] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>D KDonkey Kong</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
specialkid8 07/05/23 9:09:10 PM #6:	That man definitely didn't make it. --- https://i.imgur.com/AUXKMK4.jpg <cite>specialkid8 posted [p:974650029] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>That man definitely didn't make it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Seaman_Prime 07/05/23 9:18:13 PM #7:	yeah fuck him up ostrich! <cite>Seaman_Prime posted [p:974650223] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>yeah fuck him up ostrich!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FolkenRawr 07/05/23 9:20:30 PM #8:	DKBananaSlamma posted... D K Donkey Kong Hey, I got that one --- Cookin like a chef, I'm a 5 Star Michelin <cite>FolkenRawr posted [p:974650271] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>DKBananaSlamma posted... </cite><quote>D KDonkey Kong</quote>Hey, I got that one</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoctorPiranha3 07/05/23 9:20:59 PM #9:	Death by ostrich ain't the worst way to go I guess <cite>DoctorPiranha3 posted [p:974650283] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>Death by ostrich ain't the worst way to go I guess</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pikachuchupika 07/05/23 9:23:36 PM #10:	I've never thought about this, but ostriches look weird as heck. <cite>Pikachuchupika posted [p:974650334] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>I've never thought about this, but ostriches look weird as heck. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
furb 07/05/23 9:25:59 PM #11:	now try it on a cassowary --- You know how fads are. Today it's brains, tomorrow, pierced tongues. Then the next day, pierced brains. -Jane Lane <cite>furb posted [p:974650401] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>now try it on a cassowary</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 07/05/23 9:37:10 PM #12:	one kick from one of those is enough to disembowel you --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/YzjFA85.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:974650667] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>one kick from one of those is enough to disembowel you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthDemented 07/05/23 9:38:23 PM #13:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/1/AAAxZJAAEoc1.png --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order <cite>DarthDemented posted [p:974650694] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/1/AAAxZJAAEoc1.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Forest_Temple 07/05/23 9:39:39 PM #14:	ai123 posted... The Australian army were once defeated in a war with the emu. And the emu is quite a bit smaller than the ostrich. It was a devastating loss. Millions of Australians died when the Emus invaded. The rest of the world just laughed because how the hell do you lose to Emus. --- Gamefaqs internal affairs chief and commander. Keeping the mods in line and fighting corruption. <cite>Forest_Temple posted [p:974650725] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>ai123 posted... </cite><quote>The Australian army were once defeated in a war with the emu.And the emu is quite a bit smaller than the ostrich.</quote>It was a devastating loss. Millions of Australians died when the Emus invaded. The rest of the world just laughed because how the hell do you lose to Emus.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FolkenRawr 07/05/23 10:09:21 PM #15:	DarthDemented posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/1/AAAxZJAAEoc1.png It'd take at least... 2 or 3 --- Cookin like a chef, I'm a 5 Star Michelin <cite>FolkenRawr posted [p:974651350] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>DarthDemented posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/1/AAAxZJAAEoc1.png</quote>It'd take at least... 2 or 3</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 07/05/23 10:11:59 PM #16:	Wait, why is the ostrich doing a mating dance to the man? --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html <cite>Ricemills posted [p:974651406] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>Wait, why is the ostrich doing a mating dance to the man?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MistyKnight 07/05/23 10:13:03 PM #17:	How is this donkey konging it? What is donkey konging --- friend find, look behind <cite>MistyKnight posted [p:974651423] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>How is this donkey konging it?What is donkey konging</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Murphiroth 07/05/23 10:14:02 PM #18:	MistyKnight posted... How is this donkey konging it? What is donkey konging https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/9/AAPhobAAEodH.jpg <cite>Murphiroth posted [p:974651437] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>MistyKnight posted... </cite><quote>How is this donkey konging it?What is donkey konging</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/9/AAPhobAAEodH.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShineboxPhil 07/05/23 10:15:07 PM #19:	Deandra Reynolds is pissed --- Vegas Golden Knights, Denver Nuggets, Houston Astros, Kansas City Chiefs, Manchester City #1 Fan <cite>ShineboxPhil posted [p:974651454] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>Deandra Reynolds is pissed</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoctorPiranha3 07/05/23 10:15:40 PM #20:	Murphiroth posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/9/AAPhobAAEodH.jpg Badass sneakers <cite>DoctorPiranha3 posted [p:974651465] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>Murphiroth posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/9/AAPhobAAEodH.jpg</quote>Badass sneakers</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 07/05/23 10:17:38 PM #21:	Pikachuchupika posted... I've never thought about this, but ostriches look weird as heck. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/1/AANub5AAEodJ.jpg SSJ2GrimReaper posted... one kick from one of those is enough to disembowel you Just do what this chick does and your guts will thank you... https://youtube.com/shorts/aHDkfryfOi4?feature=share --- S / K / Y / N / E <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:974651505] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>Pikachuchupika posted... </cite><quote>I've never thought about this, but ostriches look weird as heck.</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/1/AANub5AAEodJ.jpg SSJ2GrimReaper posted... </cite><quote>one kick from one of those is enough to disembowel you</quote>Just do what this chick does and your guts will thank you...https://youtube.com/shorts/aHDkfryfOi4?feature=share</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
megamanfreakXD 07/05/23 10:19:44 PM #22:	only in america --- https://i.imgur.com/tzhGHNu.gif http://error1355.com/ce/megamanfreakXD.html <cite>megamanfreakXD posted [p:974651545] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>only in america</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MistyKnight 07/05/23 11:36:05 PM #23:	Murphiroth posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/9/AAPhobAAEodH.jpg Why is this donkey konging --- friend find, look behind <cite>MistyKnight posted [p:974652924] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>Murphiroth posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/9/AAPhobAAEodH.jpg</quote>Why is this donkey konging</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Forest_Temple 07/06/23 1:39:03 PM #24:	MistyKnight posted... Why is this donkey konging Because it's from the game Donkey Kong --- Gamefaqs internal affairs chief and commander. Keeping the mods in line and fighting corruption. <cite>Forest_Temple posted [p:974663811] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>MistyKnight posted... </cite><quote>Why is this donkey konging</quote>Because it's from the game Donkey Kong </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shironinja 07/06/23 1:49:45 PM #25:	MistyKnight posted... Why is this donkey konging this is a video gaming websight --- Now or never. <cite>shironinja posted [p:974664109] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>MistyKnight posted... </cite><quote>Why is this donkey konging</quote>this is a video gaming websight</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 07/06/23 3:41:17 PM #26:	Lol --- "May the Father of Understanding guide you." http://error1355.com/ce/Lordgold666.html <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:974666811] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>Lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
s0nicfan 07/06/23 3:44:32 PM #27:	Silly man. You're supposed to dance with them, not ride them: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dr9-cdQhRlQ --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz <cite>s0nicfan posted [p:974666885] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>Silly man. You're supposed to dance with them, not ride them:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dr9-cdQhRlQ</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 07/06/23 4:09:39 PM #28:	Vicious_Dios posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/1/AANub5AAEodJ.jpg Just do what this chick does and your guts will thank you... https://youtube.com/shorts/aHDkfryfOi4?feature=share Damn thing kept trying to kick her, I would have been paying too much attention to the head. --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:974667437] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>Vicious_Dios posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/1/AANub5AAEodJ.jpg Just do what this chick does and your guts will thank you...https://youtube.com/shorts/aHDkfryfOi4?feature=share</quote>Damn thing kept trying to kick her, I would have been paying too much attention to the head.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LaLeyenda 07/06/23 4:14:50 PM #29:	Ricemills posted... Wait, why is the ostrich doing a mating dance to the man? Ostriches tend to be attracted to humans. https://www.iflscience.com/ostriches-are-so-horny-for-humans-it-interferes-with-their-mating-64479 https://petkeen.com/are-ostriches-attracted-to-humans/ --- The one and only and still the best. <cite>LaLeyenda posted [p:974667553] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>Ricemills posted... </cite><quote>Wait, why is the ostrich doing a mating dance to the man?</quote>Ostriches tend to be attracted to humans.https://www.iflscience.com/ostriches-are-so-horny-for-humans-it-interferes-with-their-mating-64479https://petkeen.com/are-ostriches-attracted-to-humans/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 07/06/23 4:19:58 PM #30:	Do ostriches rape humans like dolphins do? >_> --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:974667681] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>Do ostriches rape humans like dolphins do? >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Deku_Link 07/06/23 4:23:21 PM #31:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqZofjVu4gg --- Favorite game series: Zelda, Metroid, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Pls let this happen for Nintendo Switch: https://i.imgur.com/VzUDsEL.png <cite>Deku_Link posted [p:974667751] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqZofjVu4gg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pikachuchupika 07/06/23 4:26:32 PM #32:	LaLeyenda posted... Ostriches tend to be attracted to humans. https://www.iflscience.com/ostriches-are-so-horny-for-humans-it-interferes-with-their-mating-64479 https://petkeen.com/are-ostriches-attracted-to-humans/ You learn something new everyday. <cite>Pikachuchupika posted [p:974667829] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>LaLeyenda posted... </cite><quote>Ostriches tend to be attracted to humans.https://www.iflscience.com/ostriches-are-so-horny-for-humans-it-interferes-with-their-mating-64479https://petkeen.com/are-ostriches-attracted-to-humans/</quote>You learn something new everyday. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 07/06/23 4:52:57 PM #33:	LaLeyenda posted... Ostriches tend to be attracted to humans. https://www.iflscience.com/ostriches-are-so-horny-for-humans-it-interferes-with-their-mating-64479 https://petkeen.com/are-ostriches-attracted-to-humans/ Now I'm horrified that the ostrich is chasing the man for different reason. --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html <cite>Ricemills posted [p:974668406] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>LaLeyenda posted... </cite><quote>Ostriches tend to be attracted to humans.https://www.iflscience.com/ostriches-are-so-horny-for-humans-it-interferes-with-their-mating-64479https://petkeen.com/are-ostriches-attracted-to-humans/</quote>Now I'm horrified that the ostrich is chasing the man for different reason.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CyrusV 07/06/23 4:55:32 PM #34:	It needs some music to go with it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXJtgIwPLTA --- "Be excellent to each other... and... PARTY ON DUDES!" -Abraham Lincoln <cite>CyrusV posted [p:974668469] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>It needs some music to go with it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXJtgIwPLTA</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Block_that_Kick 07/06/23 4:59:19 PM #35:	Shoulda given him some Nikes first. --- The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off. <cite>Block_that_Kick posted [p:974668561] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>Shoulda given him some Nikes first.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revisited 07/06/23 5:02:11 PM #36:	What in the fucking loony toons ? <cite>Revisited posted [p:974668627] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>What in the fucking loony toons ?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shironinja 07/06/23 5:06:58 PM #37:	Ricemills posted... Now I'm horrified that the ostrich is chasing the man for different reason. yeah now I definitely dont want to travel back to the time when dinosaurs ruled the Earth. Not only from the ever-present fear of being eaten but one would also have to worry about trains of horny velociraptors having their way with you. :( --- Now or never. <cite>shironinja posted [p:974668744] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>Ricemills posted... </cite><quote>Now I'm horrified that the ostrich is chasing the man for different reason.</quote>yeah now I definitely dont want to travel back to the time when dinosaurs ruled the Earth. Not only from the ever-present fear of being eaten but one would also have to worry about trains of horny velociraptors having their way with you. :(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 07/07/23 10:03:16 PM #39:	CyrusV posted... It needs some music to go with it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXJtgIwPLTA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0MVGy-grFs <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:974696689] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>CyrusV posted... </cite><quote>It needs some music to go with it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXJtgIwPLTA</quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0MVGy-grFs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
02fran 07/11/23 7:29:32 AM #41:	https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ExitPursuedByABear <cite>02fran posted [p:974762116] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ExitPursuedByABear</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TimeForAction 07/11/23 7:51:15 AM #43:	I dont see how it goes poorly. He attacks an ostrich and seems to escape unharmed <cite>TimeForAction posted [p:974762316] in Man tries ... [t:80499214]...</cite> <quote>I dont see how it goes poorly. He attacks an ostrich and seems to escape unharmed </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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