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No_U_L7
07/08/23 2:14:20 PM
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*having a good convo*
girl: you're so fascinating, there's just so much i want to know about you
me: ask me anything, I'm an open book...
girl [interrupting]: ew that's such a cliche!
me: ...that book might be the book of the damned, but go ahead
girl: oh, nevermind, i take it back, i love that...gonna steal that one

still upset she interrupted the set up to my joke but at least it landed

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reincarnator07
07/08/23 2:18:08 PM
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Didn't you imply that you had mad game in your other topic?

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BunkerBoy
07/08/23 2:22:14 PM
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reincarnator07 posted...
Didn't you imply that you had mad game in your other topic?
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Giant_Aspirin
07/08/23 2:23:25 PM
#4:


No_U_L7 posted...
girl: you're so fascinating, there's just so much i want to know about you

luxury

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Turbam
07/08/23 2:24:07 PM
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Did she ask you anything?

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Kradek
07/08/23 2:24:21 PM
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Of all the things to have ever happened, this happened.

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CM_Ponch
07/08/23 2:24:29 PM
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Of all the things you could do, you spend your life making up stories about your life on CE

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__Fiale__
07/08/23 2:25:14 PM
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I can't convey how much this makes me cringe.

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David1988
07/08/23 2:26:15 PM
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Panty dropper right there tbh no cap

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ANort175
07/08/23 2:27:41 PM
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*having a good convo*
This is where you lost us, you're supposed to wait until the end before you throw in the unbelievable shit.

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ablegator
07/08/23 2:34:53 PM
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Good joke. Everybody laugh.

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No_U_L7
07/08/23 2:38:40 PM
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lmao this topic sure did bring out all the haters

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Kradek
07/08/23 2:40:10 PM
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You give yourself away with this line:

girl: you're so fascinating, there's just so much i want to know about you

Not only does it sound like cliche scripting, nothing I've seen you post would ever lead anyone to believe that you are fascinating or leaving them wanting to know more about you.

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No_U_L7
07/08/23 2:41:02 PM
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Kradek posted...
You give yourself away with this line:

girl: you're so fascinating, there's just so much i want to know about you

Not only does it sound like cliche scripting, nothing I've seen you post would ever lead anyone to believe that you are fascinating or leaving them wanting to know more about you.


guess not everyone can have good tastes (you, i'm talking about you)

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Kradek
07/08/23 2:41:58 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
guess not everyone can have good tastes (you, i'm talking about you)

No shit you're talking about me while directly quoting me.

The fact you thought you had to actually explain it just furthers my point, so thanks for that supporting evidence.

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No_U_L7
07/08/23 2:42:44 PM
#19:


Kradek posted...


No shit you're talking about me while directly quoting me.

The fact you thought you had to actually explain it just furthers my point, so thanks for that.


thought i'd make it nice and simple for you, only way to ensure you could properly grasp the comment

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BunkerBoy
07/08/23 2:44:46 PM
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Kradek posted...
You give yourself away with this line:

girl: you're so fascinating, there's just so much i want to know about you

Not only does it sound like cliche scripting, nothing I've seen you post would ever lead anyone to believe that you are fascinating or leaving them wanting to know more about you.
Yeah, TC writes these stories like a person who has had barely any human contact and simply emulating shit he sees on TV/movies etc. His characters don't behave or talk like real people, and it's all very much not believable to the audience as a result.

2/10, there was a small attempt, but chatGPT could probably do better.
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No_U_L7
07/08/23 2:45:29 PM
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BunkerBoy posted...

Yeah, TC writes these stories like a person who has had barely any human contact and simply emulating shit he sees on TV/movies etc. His characters don't behave or talk like real people, and it's all very much not believable to the audience as a result.

2/10, there was a small attempt, but chatGPT could probably do better.


really telling on yourselves CE, guess no one has ever found you fascinating

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Kradek
07/08/23 2:47:17 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
thought i'd make it nice and simple for you, only way to ensure you could properly grasp the comment

Lol tough guy wants to try to belittle my intelligence while never capitalizing any "I" that is a proper noun, or using any capitalization from what I can tell.

Perhaps I could give you grammatical lessons and give you the hope of actually attracting women via online websites.

Can't imagine too many are gung ho about meeting up with someone who types like an elementary school student.

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No_U_L7
07/08/23 2:48:53 PM
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Kradek posted...


Lol tough guy wants to try to belittle my intelligence while never capitalizing any "I" that is a proper noun, or using any capitalization from what I can tell.

Perhaps I could give you grammatical lessons and give you the hope of actually attracting women via online websites.

Can't imagine too many are gung ho about meeting up with someone who types like an elementary school student.


oh no, someone insulting my grammar, that's my #1 insecurity

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BunkerBoy
07/08/23 2:49:39 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
oh no, someone insulting my grammar, that's my #1 insecurity
Maybe #2, by far your #1 is people not believing your bullshit on gamefaqs.gamespot.com
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Kradek
07/08/23 2:50:06 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
oh no, someone insulting my grammar, that's my #1 insecurity

Clearly your #1 insecurity is that nobody is interested in you sexually and that's why you have to create these fake ass stories about how so many women are interested in you.

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No_U_L7
07/08/23 2:51:08 PM
#26:


Kradek posted...


Clearly your #1 insecurity is that nobody is interested in you sexually and that's why you have to create these fake ass stories about how so many women are interested in you.


who's more insecure, someone who made a fun topic or someone who decided to make a million posts in said topic lashing out

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IfGodCouldDie
07/08/23 2:51:26 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
oh no, someone insulting my grammar, that's my #1 insecurity
Why are you getting so defensive?

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AloneIBreak
07/08/23 2:51:31 PM
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Not a comedian, I see.

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Jerry_Hellyeah
07/08/23 2:53:16 PM
#29:


I love the gimmick, you just get a little cereal with the replies here and there. Keep it up though. You can do it.

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Kradek
07/08/23 2:54:53 PM
#30:


No_U_L7 posted...
who's more insecure, someone who made a fun topic or someone who decided to make a million posts in said topic lashing out

Who's lashing out? I'm laughing at how ridiculously stupid your topics and gimmicks are. Also, you thinking I've made a "million posts" even as hyperbole shows you have no tenuous grasp of numbers. I don't know why you keep insulting your own intelligence with every post you make, but hey, I don't have to wake up to being you every day.

And the dude who has to create multiple topics about false dating stories to talk themselves up is 100% the insecure one of the two. That is almost a textbook definition of it.

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David1988
07/08/23 3:06:49 PM
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damn Kradek, sure told him, excellent post!

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Lokison
07/08/23 3:09:33 PM
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You're so witty TC.

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No_U_L7
07/08/23 3:15:00 PM
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Kradek posted...


Who's lashing out? I'm laughing at how ridiculously stupid your topics and gimmicks are. Also, you thinking I've made a "million posts" even as hyperbole shows you have no tenuous grasp of numbers. I don't know why you keep insulting your own intelligence with every post you make, but hey, I don't have to wake up to being you every day.

And the dude who has to create multiple topics about false dating stories to talk themselves up is 100% the insecure one of the two. That is almost a textbook definition of it.


did you actually think this post made you sound less lashing/bitter...

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Jerry_Hellyeah
07/08/23 3:52:31 PM
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Kradek posted...
Who's lashing out? I'm laughing at how ridiculously stupid your topics and gimmicks are. Also, you thinking I've made a "million posts" even as hyperbole shows you have no tenuous grasp of numbers. I don't know why you keep insulting your own intelligence with every post you make, but hey, I don't have to wake up to being you every day.

And the dude who has to create multiple topics about false dating stories to talk themselves up is 100% the insecure one of the two. That is almost a textbook definition of it.

Cringe

Stop

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Kradek
07/08/23 7:01:11 PM
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Jerry_Hellyeah posted...
Cringe

Stop

Pfft, a shitposter calling me cringe lol. I still remember you from how you would post on the Politics board.

No_U_L7 posted...
did you actually think this post made you sound less lashing/bitter...

I think it made my sound factual and accurate. Your gimmick with these fake dating stories is nothing more than an annoyance. I don't even personally dislike you as a poster, as I've demonstrated in other threads where I don't carry any possible grudge from this thread into that, this shit is just way too ridiculous and it used to just be funny, but now with your posts defending it/attacking me it's an annoyance. That's as far as my emotional and/or mental state is concerned over you. If you want to read more into that then there really is, then I can't stop you.

Reasonable people will likely see the truth.

Ok, I made one final line that was clearly embittered towards you as a person, however the rest was cold, hard rationale.

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No_U_L7
07/09/23 12:17:11 AM
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bump

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Trumble
07/09/23 12:19:39 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/6/AAe-HEAAEnuW.jpg

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