Current Events > Hypothetical: Your mom just got arrested for beating up Jon Jones.

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UnfairRepresent
07/09/23 5:52:13 AM
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Apparently they got into some kind of argument at a bar in Phoenix and it turned into a fistfight, your mom beat the shit out of Jon Jones and hospitalized him.

Your mom is now in jail and facing assault charges as Jon Jones is accusing her of starting the fight. Although she is fingering Jon Jones as the instigator.

There are no witnesses to how the fight started. The first thing the witnesses had to do was pull your mom off Jon Jones.

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How would you react?
What would you do?

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pegusus123456
07/09/23 5:56:14 AM
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Sounds about right.

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Giacomo_Hawkins
07/09/23 7:08:46 AM
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Considering that this happened in Phoenix and I'm in DC, this really is something my brother should be dealing with because he's local. I'll chip in for bail if that's what he needs.

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TheHoldSteady
07/09/23 7:10:38 AM
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Thanks Mom.

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DarkFists
07/09/23 7:29:29 AM
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Someone would definitely be framing my mom, as she's 67 with arthritis and issues with her legs, no way would she be able to take an athlete on

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UnfairRepresent
07/09/23 9:28:21 AM
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Giacomo_Hawkins posted...
Considering that this happened in Phoenix and I'm in DC, this really is something my brother should be dealing with because he's local. I'll chip in for bail if that's what he needs.
Jeez.

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Requiem
07/09/23 9:30:31 AM
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DarkFists posted...
Someone would definitely be framing my mom, as she's 67 with arthritis and issues with her legs, no way would she be able to take an athlete on

Just like how that skinny bookworm uber deliveryboy peter parker possibly couldnt be batman, right?

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DarkFists
07/09/23 9:35:05 AM
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Requiem posted...
Just like how that skinny bookworm uber deliveryboy peter parker possibly couldnt be batman, right?
You know what? Touche.

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PMarth2002
07/09/23 9:50:42 AM
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How would you react?

Torn between confusion as to how my mom got to a random bar in a city over 1500 miles away and impressed that my mom kicked the ass of a heavy weight pro-MMA fighter.

What would you do?

Call my dad and let him know I guess? I can't really do much about it. He'd probably have an idea of what to do and be able to help.

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UnfairRepresent
07/09/23 11:26:52 AM
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Requiem posted...
Just like how that skinny bookworm uber deliveryboy peter parker possibly couldnt be batman, right?
wut

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UnfairRepresent
07/11/23 6:28:49 PM
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Bump for more CE Moms

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