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Villain_S_Fiend
07/12/23 9:26:45 PM
#202:


Tor-MEN-TEEEED

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CyricZ
07/12/23 9:28:56 PM
#203:


Uh, are you with the bride, or the failure?

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ablegator
07/12/23 9:32:10 PM
#204:


Theres a girl
On the roof
And she thinks
Shes a cat

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Villain_S_Fiend
07/12/23 9:56:38 PM
#205:


"What does he think I am, an acrobat?"

*cut to guys talking*

...And she's an acrobat, Ted!

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HylianFox
07/12/23 9:59:18 PM
#206:


Why don't they look?

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TyVulpine
07/12/23 10:16:22 PM
#207:


Did he mention hes huge? He does that.

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KFHEWUI
07/13/23 9:32:13 AM
#208:


You know, every frame of this movie looks like someone's last known photograph.

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Torgo
07/13/23 9:34:17 AM
#209:


"Pants! Pants!... Sing the praises of pants!"

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KFHEWUI
07/13/23 9:52:14 AM
#210:


They look as confused by the film as we are.

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CyricZ
07/13/23 10:07:02 AM
#211:


Would you identify this bucket full of your brother?

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KFHEWUI
07/13/23 12:09:55 PM
#212:


This is the song
Starting off our medley
Our favorite Fugitive Alien songs
Don't try to kill us with a forklift
Won't take very long
Relax and sing along
Tom Servo: Thank you, thank you.
Crow T. Robot: Ya know, Tommy, a movie like Fugitive Alien can make you cry and it can make you cry.
Tom Servo: Ah, oui.
Crow T. Robot: But, the thing I treasure most--and I'm speaking from the heart here, this is totally off-script -- is the music.
Tom Servo: (in a French accent) Oh, zis is so true mon Crow. Songs of love and adventure and -- if I may -- whimsy, no? Hehehe...but you know, my favorite was the heart-rending ballad in which the wistful Tammy pledges her love to Ken.
Crow T. Robot: It goes a little something like this...
Tom Servo: Two...three...four...
(Sung in round)
CROW
I love Ken he is my sweet friend and I love him
TOM
I love Ken he is my sweet friend and I love him
CROW
I'm so blue 'cuz I don't think Ken loves me
TOM
I'm so blue 'cuz I don't think Ken loves me
CROW
I'm all messed-up inside I might have to off him
TOM
I'm all messed-up inside I might have to off him
CROW
I'll frame Rocky and get away scot-free
TOM
I'll frame Rocky and get away scot-free
CROW
I love Ken he is my sweet friend and I love him
TOM
Frre Jacques, Frre Jacques
Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?
CROW
I'm so blue 'cuz I don't think Ken loves me
TOM
Sonnez les matines! Sonnez les matines!
Ding, dong, ding Ding, dong, ding
CROW
I'm all messed up inside I might have to off him
TOM
I saw three ships come sailing in
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
I saw three ships come sailing in
On Christmas Day in the morning.
CROW
I'll frame Rocky and get away scot-free
TOM
I love Ken
I love Ken
Joel Robinson: All right! This band is marvelous, aren't they ladies and gentlemen? Cambot Brown and his Band Renowned! Give it up for 'em!
Tom Servo: Oh, yeah! All right! Yeah!
Crow T. Robot: Smokin'!
Joel Robinson: Yeah!
Tom Servo: ...2...3...
JOEL
It's got a real cool feel (Tom Servo: Huh! Yah! Oh!)
Flying high with a Star Wolf HA!
We're firing-up the ship (Tom Servo: Huh! Yeah! Uh! Ha!)
And we're hitting the town (Tom Servo: Boogie Boogie!)
With groovy Ken and Tammy (Tom Servo: Yeah! Ha!)
Swingin' Rocky and Joe (Crow T. Robot: (as Sammy Davis, Jr.) Wild, man!
And those two other guys Who we don't really know...FORGET 'EM!
Lay down the boogie
And head for the stars man!
Gypsy: Thanks, Joel.
Tom Servo: (under his breath) What a lunatic, huh?
Gypsy: Well, that was fun, but if I could get a little serious for a moment. Well, I was wondering where we'd be without our boys and girls in shiny red pleather. It makes me proud to know that they're out there, somewhere...
GYPSY
What can you see
Flying some mystic seas
Fighting for you and me
Captain Joe and the Gang
When they pass by
Fitter than pumpkin pie
Steppin' in liquid dye
Time in the blue
Tom Servo: (whispering) Tempo, tempo!
Joel Robinson: (laughing) Gypsy, ya wanna do one with me?
Gypsy: Huh?
Joel Robinson: Do ya wanna do one with me?
Gypsy: Oh, Joel, I...
Tom Servo: Let's all do it!
Gypsy: Okay!
ALL
We are not fond of Sandy Frank
We just want to ask him why
We wanna stick it to Sandy Frank
And sit on his chest
And gob on his face
And make him cry...
Tom Servo: Yeah!
Joel Robinson: Let's take it home!
Crow T. Robot: I'm feeling really good!
Tom Servo: Feels so good, it shows!
Gypsy: Woooooooo!
ALL
And that's our song
We hope that you enjoyed it
And if you thought that it was stupid and trite
Come on and kill us with a forklift
All we wanna do
With love from us to you
Is sing...THE FUGITIVE ALIEN SOOOOOOONG!
Tom Servo: Huh! Hah! Hi-Keeba!al

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CyricZ
07/13/23 1:48:33 PM
#213:


Go answer the chafing dish.

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ablegator
07/13/23 2:00:34 PM
#214:


Junior Rodeo Daredevils

smothered in gravy, Texas style

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Villain_S_Fiend
07/13/23 2:06:34 PM
#215:


Narrator: "beauty, grace, and rhythm"

Servo: "you won't find them here!"

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CyricZ
07/13/23 2:16:27 PM
#216:


Crow: "Mom I don't wanna watch the circus on ice anymore!"
Servo: "Shut up and watch the deer get slaughtered. It's fun!"

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Villain_S_Fiend
07/13/23 2:21:19 PM
#217:


Now I have Snow Thrills stuck in my head.

Narrator: "And 'shiing' is the correct pronunciation they tell me."

Joel: "yeah, well you're full of skit."


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KFHEWUI
07/13/23 2:31:15 PM
#218:


Crow T. Robot: That guy's trashed!
Tom Servo: No, he's looking for the script.

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CyricZ
07/13/23 2:57:46 PM
#219:


Exeter: Place your hands above the rails.
*rattling noise, hands get stuck to rails*
Exeter: They're magnetized.
Mike: And if your hands were metal, that would mean something.

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KFHEWUI
07/13/23 5:08:21 PM
#220:


This movie stops at nothing... and stays there.

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Kamil
07/13/23 5:40:52 PM
#221:


  • [the professor introduces his death ray]
  • Professor: The power of this ray is a lot greater than a laser.
  • Crow T. Robot: [as Professor] So I haven't just invented that again.


Also the death ray is for peaceful purposes only (LMFAO).


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CyricZ
07/13/23 6:03:09 PM
#222:


I'm not going back, Jim!

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HylianFox
07/13/23 6:23:22 PM
#223:


Oh great, an action scene! ...aaand it's over.

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sabin017
07/13/23 6:31:02 PM
#224:


I wonder if there's beer on the sun.

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Kamil
07/13/23 6:34:02 PM
#226:


Ah hell how about a newer one. There were some great ones actually:

[as two raccoons make a mess in the kitchen of lots of food atop the kitchen counters]
Crow [as a raccoon]: I went from Guardians of the Galaxy to this?!
Servo [as other raccoon]: How do you think I feel? I was Ranger Rick!
. . .
Jonah: You know, maybe the problem isn't raccoon in your kitchen so much as your habit for leaving all of your food on the countertop...OPEN.


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HylianFox
07/13/23 7:08:02 PM
#227:


Kamil posted...
Ah hell how about a newer one. There were some great ones actually:

I barely recall any of the riffs from the newer seasons.

Mainly because I've only seen them once, and also because they never gave their jokes the time to land. >_>

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Kamil
07/13/23 7:12:58 PM
#228:


HylianFox posted...
I barely recall any of the riffs from the newer seasons.

Mainly because I've only seen them once, and also because they never gave their jokes the time to land. >_>

The one I shared was from Cry Wilderness plus animals "talking" always makes me laugh. I also liked Yongaray, but I definitely don't remember the riffs well because I've only seen them a handful of times (the ones I really liked). It's more oh I remember just that movie and all was a good watch.

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HylianFox
07/13/23 7:15:23 PM
#229:


Well I do remember scenes from Cry Wilderness, namely the raccoons and how the tiger NEVER seemed to be in focus

But the riffs, not so much

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CyricZ
07/13/23 7:37:32 PM
#230:


Hot dog! I got a date with death!

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TyVulpine
07/13/23 7:55:01 PM
#231:


Its the wango-zee-tango!

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HylianFox
07/13/23 7:56:26 PM
#232:


If old women give him the creeps he shouldn't have taken a career in Old Womanology

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CyricZ
07/13/23 8:01:06 PM
#233:


Jiminy, thinks Johnny. If only I could get a ride on one of those.

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HylianFox
07/13/23 8:01:56 PM
#234:


CyricZ posted...
Jiminy, thinks Johnny. If only I could get a ride on one of those.

Oh boy! A helio-copter aero-plane!

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Kamil
07/13/23 8:09:55 PM
#235:


So Mike no sky diving grandma huh? Man they lead you up to something great and then just shoot it down.

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Oderus_Urungus
07/13/23 8:15:48 PM
#236:


TyVulpine posted...
Its the wango-zee-tango!

Woohoo!
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KFHEWUI
07/13/23 8:22:50 PM
#237:


[seeing Ro-Man] That ladies and gentlemen, is the destroyer of the universe... I rest my case

HylianFox posted...
Mainly because I've only seen them once, and also because they never gave their jokes the time to land. >_>

Season 13 is crap...

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Kamil
07/13/23 8:28:59 PM
#238:


KFHEWUI posted...
Season 13 is crap...

The first episode of season 13 sounds familar. I believe I saw that during a Thanksgiving stream on youtube. Santos vs Dracula. I just remember it being extremely confusing but it wasn't bad. Was nice to see Santos again.

Otherwise I only saw the ones on Netflix.


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CyricZ
07/13/23 9:56:55 PM
#239:


Gamera vs. Jiger is cute and watchable. There've been *some* good lines so far.

Honestly I've come to the acceptance that not only the concept but the magic of that writing team was what really made the original series special.

Like I'm commenting along with the movie in certain places and I feel they're missing some gold opportunities.

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KFHEWUI
07/13/23 10:13:51 PM
#240:


Yeah, Smells Like Teen Spirit


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Kamil
07/13/23 10:22:08 PM
#241:


I actually love almost all of the Joel skits. The Mike ones can be funny but usually they are just his own brand of random comedy where Joel's often related to the movie. Like the everyone hike your pants up song or (damn my memory is so bad now for pulling things up fast). Oh yeah when Joel became a soda jerk (seller) the bots kept giving him crap over it.

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HylianFox
07/13/23 10:28:49 PM
#242:


Kamil posted...
Oh yeah when Joel became a soda jerk (seller) the bots kept giving him crap over it.

Hey, stupid jerk!

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KFHEWUI
07/13/23 10:34:13 PM
#243:


That blast to the face kinda helped her diction.

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HylianFox
07/13/23 10:36:09 PM
#244:


KFHEWUI posted...
That blast to the face kinda helped her diction.

Being distracted improved his rhythm

(from Rifftrax)

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Kamil
07/13/23 10:40:37 PM
#245:


Joel: Hurts don't it? Bye!

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TyVulpine
07/13/23 10:44:03 PM
#246:


*sings Joey the Lemur*

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Kamil
07/13/23 10:54:39 PM
#247:


TyVulpine posted...
*sings Joey the Lemur*

It sure was Time of the Apes.

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HylianFox
07/13/23 11:26:13 PM
#248:


Is anyone ready fer some FOOTBAAAAWWWLL!?

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Kamil
07/13/23 11:36:13 PM
#249:


Not a quote but I love all their jokes about Minnesotah. I am sure they made a Twins joke somewhere.
HylianFox posted...
Is anyone ready fer some FOOTBAAAAWWWLL!?

I looked this up and thought it was from a different one than it was haha I really didn't like that episode. Something about it was just off putting now Teenagers from Outerspace that's different!!!! Somehow.

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ooger
07/13/23 11:53:55 PM
#250:


It STINKS!

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Kamil
07/13/23 11:56:59 PM
#251:


ooger posted...
It STINKS!

I actually thought of that one but I decided on the really off beat Ape one.

Since I just want to go off the top of my head remember the segment when Joel and the gang where trying to pop Tom Servos head. It was basically a Mario Party game before. I think that was the Gunslinger episode. Such a winner.

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