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Say what you will you will about her, at least she's not doing the Zombie Stomp

The Thing That Couldn't Die
Servo: "The Strom Thurmond Story!"

Get the holy drippings and make the sacred gravy.

A Date With Your Family
Servo: "The Woody Allen Story!"

How niche would you say MST3K is?

Father feigns eating, draws Junior out, then DISOWNS HIM!

This is very moving... in that it makes me want to MOVE out of the theater.

KFHEWUI posted...

This is very moving... in that it makes me want to MOVE out of the theater.

"I am on the edge of my seat! I really should move back..." -Crow
"Yeah, you got lots of room back there." -Mike

Packers won the super bowl! Whooooo!

In response to Jason Aldean and 'Try That in a Small Town'

Servo: "Makes me glad rural America is dying."

You know, it's economical to not have a storyline, that way you can just film people saying stuff.

Cumming: "Mitchell, you like the soup?"
Crow: "Goes with my tie."

"There's two thousand four hundred and eighty-six parts..."

*krrck*

"Four eighty-five, sir..."

*krrck* *krrck* *krrck* *krrck*

https://youtu.be/cu6GMv4tDL8

Luberia!

And it's treatable!

I just learned recently that Final Sacrifice is hard to find like any videos on because Tjardus Greidanus (who comes from a long line of Greidanuses) has been personally copyright striking them.

CyricZ posted...

I just learned recently that Final Sacrifice is hard to find like any videos on because Tjardus Greidanus (who comes from a long line of Greidanuses) has been personally copyright striking them.

He's denying the world their god-given right to experience the untamed machismo and charisma of Zap Rowsdower.

CyricZ posted...

I just learned recently that Final Sacrifice is hard to find like any videos on because Tjardus Greidanus (who comes from a long line of Greidanuses) has been personally copyright striking them.

He mainly makes documentaries, and views it as an old shame. It joins Soultaker, Rocketship X-M, and the Susan Hart films in the wait until the copyright holder dies category of lost episodes.

CyricZ posted...

I just learned recently that Final Sacrifice is hard to find like any videos on because Tjardus Greidanus (who comes from a long line of Greidanuses) has been personally copyright striking them.

Yep. Sadly the movie is long out of print and will stay that way.

KFHEWUI posted...

Yep. Sadly the movie is long out of print and will stay that way.

Well the episode DVDs remain, of course. :)

Ain't no Greidanuses gonna take that away from me.

Mike Nelson: So, I dropped the canteen and I got lost, right on schedule.
Tom Servo: Ah, next I have to fall, break my ankle, be attacked by coyotes and buried by a bear!

Troy: Ziox?

Servo: Isn't that a sandwich cookie?

Watch out for snakes!

Rowsdower: It's a cult
Tom Servo: They worship blue oysters.

*Deranged old woman covered in blood crashes through a screen door.*

Crow: "Uh, it's open!"

Heartomaton posted...

*Deranged old woman covered in blood crashes through a screen door.*

Crow: "Uh, it's open!"

Grandma Kramer!

Yes there's nothing like exerting yourself over helpless animals is there, Ross?

Remember folks, if you die of boredom you do not get a free coffin. Sorry.

Oh my god, my waffle! Oh the humanity!

Quick, climb a tree! Trucks can't climb trees!

And as for y--, hey where'd you go.

Ah, this must be in shoebox format.

Is there a word in the English language he hasn't said yet?

postage stamp theater presents

Into the Weineemobile... Weineeman away!

Presented in shoebox format.

A shot rang out!

Reverend (narrating): You can forgive Charlie for being excited. A newborn's father is one of the most excitable people in the world.
Crow: Other than the father at the time of conception.

Hey, have a massive coronary on your own time.

Annapolis a day keeps the doctor-is away!

So the leading cause of accidents are joy, sex, and old age?

*Redneck blows a raspberry toward another redneck, who looks displeased.*

Servo: "Sir, you offend me!"

Heartomaton posted...

*Redneck blows a raspberry toward another redneck, who looks displeased.*

Servo: "Sir, you offend me!"

Charles Manson, jeweler

Tom Servo: [singing] Rowsdower saves us, and saves all the world!
Crow T. Robot: [singing] He comes to save the day in a broken truck...
Mike Nelson: [singing] With a stinky denim jacket on his back...
Crow T. Robot: [seinging] He couldn't help this movie, which reeeeally sucked...
Mike Nelson: [singing] But at least we didn't have to see him... play hacky-sack...

Judge: So you were born in New Jersey, eh?
Crow: I thought I smelled something!

CyricZ posted...

Judge: So you were born in New Jersey, eh?
Crow: I thought I smelled something!

"I'll decide whether it's a good morning or not!"

"God sure has a crummy office, huh?"
"That's because all the interior decorators are in Hell."

I got a crazy idea, boss! Lets make a giant cigar out of her!

"Shoot at Earth all you want, just get Bill Maher."

Crow T. Robot: Pajamas, jazz, and communism. This is WILD.