Current Events > EDP445 Finally "Apologizes"

(+) Yeah! (+)

https://youtu.be/-sZkD9s4Ipc

He spent the last couple years acting like he didn't try to meet a child for sex, and tried to sweep it under the rug all the while losing his internet fame, his youtube, and kicked off every site he tries to rebuild on to the point he's retreated to his own. Now, he wants to throw a pity party, and play victim!? Fucker tried to claim the damn catch was a rehearsal for a movie role with photoshop/AI obama interviews not too long ago!

Take a second to consider how famous he was, and how many kids he likely molested before he got caught! Fuck that chomo. He's desperate and can't sell anything, so this is his last move - A redemption arc.

For the record he has been talking to minors post catch leading up to this while his life was falling apart.

Nah homie...See this for what it is. He would get the fuck off the net and go dark for years if he was serious.

catch video: https://youtu.be/3kJ7goQuK34

No ukulele?

moistcritcal video will be out shortly i'm sure. i'll just watch that.

Fuck him. Yes, I know what he means.

So when is he joining the republican party?

https://youtu.be/8-lxrDoDtK4?list=RDMM8-lxrDoDtK4

since he likes AI so damn much!

When I first saw this being discussed by one of the drama channels Im subbed to, my immediate thought was the South Park Were sorry meme since its obvious to me he isnt particularly sorry about what he did, but rather that he got caught in the act and had a pretty severe punishment in spite of not seeing the inside of a jail cell thanks to Predator Poachers own incompetence.

Dude doesn't even bring an instrument to play for his apology? That's fucking weaksauce. It's 2023, get with the times!

ironman2009 posted...

moistcritcal video will be out shortly i'm sure. i'll just watch that.

yeesh.

Agent_Stroud posted...

When I first saw this being discussed by one of the drama channels Im subbed to, my immediate thought was the South Park Were sorry meme since its obvious to me he isnt particularly sorry about what he did, but rather that he got caught in the act and had a pretty severe punishment in spite of not seeing the inside of a jail cell thanks to Predator Poachers own incompetence.

I argue what happened to him outside is far worse - he lost the one thing he had...his internet fame. No matter what he tries he will never get that back, always be outed as a predator, and that's sweeter than any beating a prisoner could dish out if you ask me. He's a prisoner without the cell as the past two years has shown.

Who?

He should really be apologizing to the kids that he tried to rape.

Speaking of apology videos, that miranda sings one is by far the creepiest shit I've ever sat through.

Not quite sure what he means

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Are you just saying that because of the guns? Aside from that i kinda get it.

Oh, gotcha.

I have no clue who this dude is and just found out what EDP stands for LMAOOO you already know this dude wild as fuck based on that

Hey! It's not cool to stigmatize based off usernames. >_>

The ultimate collaboration would be getting caught by Chris Hansen

Chris Hansen - "What are you doing here?
Edp445 - "I'm just here for a cupcake"

https://youtu.be/8CnrK7CYNZc

EDP445 Finally "Apologizes"

He does, but he doesn't even properly bring up what he had done. I understand how hard it is to confess, but you have to tell people what you're "sorry" for (and whom you're addressing it to) or nobody is gonna take your apology seriously. Even Filip Miucin did it in his proper apology video, released eight months after he was booted off of IGN.

Until then, non-apology video and even then, you got a permanent Game Over (no continues). You're off the internet for good and the only person you have to blame for squashing your career is that one person you see in a mirror, alone by yourself.

I've definitely seen worse apology videos (Lauren Love for her "Walmart CEO prank", to name one of them), but EDP445's ain't much better either.