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TonyKojima 07/13/23 5:06:16 PM #1:	I am in Atlantic City NJ for the weekend and ran across a female I want to hook up with. Turns out she is a HARDCORE trumper it took everything I had to laugh it off and play like I don't vote. How should I proceed? I want to bang but I also don't want to say nice things about trump how can I place both sides here? --- Though the XBOX 360 is good in theory, it's hardware limitations say otherwise - Hideo Kojima <cite>TonyKojima posted [p:974818771] in Emergency ... [t:80507816]...</cite> <quote>I am in Atlantic City NJ for the weekend and ran across a female I want to hook up with. Turns out she is a HARDCORE trumper it took everything I had to laugh it off and play like I don't vote. How should I proceed? I want to bang but I also don't want to say nice things about trump how can I place both sides here? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 07/13/23 5:07:01 PM #2:	TonyKojima posted... how can I place both sides here? Stay at home and jerk off --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:974818787] in Emergency ... [t:80507816]...</cite> <quote>TonyKojima posted... </cite><quote>how can I place both sides here?</quote>Stay at home and jerk off</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TaylorHeinicke 07/13/23 5:07:08 PM #3:	Just play both sides. That way you always come out on top. --- St. Louis Battlehawks (7-3) <cite>TaylorHeinicke posted [p:974818789] in Emergency ... [t:80507816]...</cite> <quote>Just play both sides. That way you always come out on top. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TonyKojima 07/13/23 5:07:18 PM #4:	Tyranthraxus posted... Stay at home and jerk off That is defeatist. --- Though the XBOX 360 is good in theory, it's hardware limitations say otherwise - Hideo Kojima <cite>TonyKojima posted [p:974818793] in Emergency ... [t:80507816]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite><quote>Stay at home and jerk off</quote>That is defeatist.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 07/13/23 5:07:54 PM #5:	Hit and quit --- "I dreamt I was a moron." <cite>Strider102 posted [p:974818815] in Emergency ... [t:80507816]...</cite> <quote>Hit and quit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ5_Goku 07/13/23 5:08:08 PM #6:	Don't stick your dick in crazy. --- You'll laugh at your fears when you find out who you are. <cite>SSJ5_Goku posted [p:974818824] in Emergency ... [t:80507816]...</cite> <quote>Don't stick your dick in crazy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaldrenthebold 07/13/23 5:09:19 PM #7:	What is this, Curb Your Enthusiasm? --- http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u223/chocolateFRESH/arts/kraid.png - Thanks GP cosmonaut! http://i.imgur.com/TuJWAR8.jpg <cite>Kaldrenthebold posted [p:974818850] in Emergency ... [t:80507816]...</cite> <quote>What is this, Curb Your Enthusiasm?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TonyKojima 07/13/23 5:11:40 PM #8:	Kaldrenthebold posted... What is this, Curb Your Enthusiasm? It me me on vacation trying to get laid. --- Though the XBOX 360 is good in theory, it's hardware limitations say otherwise - Hideo Kojima <cite>TonyKojima posted [p:974818901] in Emergency ... [t:80507816]...</cite> <quote>Kaldrenthebold posted... </cite><quote>What is this, Curb Your Enthusiasm?</quote>It me me on vacation trying to get laid.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trumpo 07/13/23 5:22:41 PM #10:	This happened --- Lancool II \| Z690 Tomahawk \|12700K \| Fuma 2 \| RTX 3070Ti \| 16GB 3600MHz \| FireCuda 530 1TB \| Inland NVMe 1TB \| RM750x <cite>Trumpo posted [p:974819135] in Emergency ... [t:80507816]...</cite> <quote>This happened </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TonyKojima 07/13/23 5:25:11 PM #11:	Trumpo posted... This happened 100% happening as we speak. I am in my room at Ocean resort she is in the same hotel different tower. --- Though the XBOX 360 is good in theory, it's hardware limitations say otherwise - Hideo Kojima <cite>TonyKojima posted [p:974819186] in Emergency ... [t:80507816]...</cite> <quote>Trumpo posted... </cite><quote>This happened</quote>100% happening as we speak. I am in my room at Ocean resort she is in the same hotel different tower. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kaldrenthebold 07/13/23 7:25:28 PM #13:	There's an episode with curb where Larry wants to get laid by a middle eastern woman who is anti semitic and he pretends not to be Jewish. That's what I mean --- http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u223/chocolateFRESH/arts/kraid.png - Thanks GP cosmonaut! http://i.imgur.com/TuJWAR8.jpg <cite>Kaldrenthebold posted [p:974821335] in Emergency ... [t:80507816]...</cite> <quote>There's an episode with curb where Larry wants to get laid by a middle eastern woman who is anti semitic and he pretends not to be Jewish. That's what I mean</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FlyEaglesFly24 07/13/23 7:44:28 PM #14:	The fact that you came to gamefaqs for advice on this situation suggests it aint gonna happen. But you have a fantastically idiotic rep here for downplaying the pandemic, so Id start there. --- My resolution - the next time the Eagles are in the Superbowl, I'm going! February 10th, 2023 <cite>FlyEaglesFly24 posted [p:974821735] in Emergency ... [t:80507816]...</cite> <quote>The fact that you came to gamefaqs for advice on this situation suggests it aint gonna happen.But you have a fantastically idiotic rep here for downplaying the pandemic, so Id start there.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TaylorHeinicke 07/13/23 10:12:49 PM #15:	Bruh does politics even have to come up? Like is there a possible scenario in which you can talk to this woman, shmooze her, and smash her without politics coming up? Or is the smashing somehow contingent on political talk --- St. Louis Battlehawks (7-3) <cite>TaylorHeinicke posted [p:974824545] in Emergency ... [t:80507816]...</cite> <quote>Bruh does politics even have to come up? Like is there a possible scenario in which you can talk to this woman, shmooze her, and smash her without politics coming up? Or is the smashing somehow contingent on political talk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kimberly 07/13/23 10:16:35 PM #16:	Wasn't being very a very concerned Republican kinda your thing a year or two ago I imagine you probably don't need our help --- I'll be your guide when you wanna get lost I'll be the sword at your side at all cost <cite>Kimberly posted [p:974824615] in Emergency ... [t:80507816]...</cite> <quote>Wasn't being very a very concerned Republican kinda your thing a year or two ago I imagine you probably don't need our help</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Carljank 07/13/23 10:18:41 PM #17:	Kaldrenthebold posted... What is this, Curb Your Enthusiasm? Amazing punchline from building up to it for a whole season. --- Sorry if my posts make you feel emotional. It is not my intent. Make America Nazi-Free Again. #NoMoreNazis #Wolf2 <cite>Carljank posted [p:974824654] in Emergency ... [t:80507816]...</cite> <quote>Kaldrenthebold posted... </cite><quote>What is this, Curb Your Enthusiasm?</quote>Amazing punchline from building up to it for a whole season.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 07/13/23 10:21:47 PM #18:	Just yell "Vote blue no matter who" while you are blasting off and let her know she just got plowed by a liberal --- National bankruptcy, circumcised society, USA dined and ditched, Fox reports "poor is the new rich" We called it America. <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:974824692] in Emergency ... [t:80507816]...</cite> <quote>Just yell "Vote blue no matter who" while you are blasting off and let her know she just got plowed by a liberal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
megamanfreakXD 07/13/23 10:22:50 PM #19:	MabusIncarnate posted... Just yell "Vote blue no matter who" while you are blasting off and let her know she just got plowed by a liberal This. --- https://i.imgur.com/tzhGHNu.gif http://error1355.com/ce/megamanfreakXD.html <cite>megamanfreakXD posted [p:974824708] in Emergency ... [t:80507816]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite><quote>Just yell "Vote blue no matter who" while you are blasting off and let her know she just got plowed by a liberal</quote>This.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PballDepot 07/13/23 10:23:35 PM #20:	Just tell her you're a centrist, then you can agree/disagree with whatever you want. --- https://i.imgur.com/3nl5l.png <cite>PballDepot posted [p:974824726] in Emergency ... [t:80507816]...</cite> <quote>Just tell her you're a centrist, then you can agree/disagree with whatever you want.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Super_Slash 07/13/23 10:25:02 PM #21:	This doesn't sound like it's worth the effort at all tbh <cite>Super_Slash posted [p:974824749] in Emergency ... [t:80507816]...</cite> <quote>This doesn't sound like it's worth the effort at all tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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