Current Events > Could you date a girl who has a fantastical giant pet spider?

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UnfairRepresent 07/17/23 8:27:31 PM #1:	Could you date her? Yes Hit and quit No Could you date her? - Results (36 votes) Yes 55.56% (20 votes) 20 Hit and quit 11.11% (4 votes) 4 No 33.33% (12 votes) 12 You're at this girl's home. You seem to be getting on well and it's going great, she's very pretty. Suddenly you need to piss and you ask her where the toilet is. She says it's the door on the left. You get your left and her left mixed up and end up opening the door on the right. Inside is the biggest spider you have ever seen in your life, looking like it just walked out of a fantasy WRPG. The room is full of webs and clearly has been her domain for some time. It scuttles around in reaction to you opening the door and stares at you inquisitively. https://i.imgur.com/jd1uB3w.png "Oh I see you've met Webster, isn't she great?" the girl says. She's clearly very comfortable with it. Inverse to male if that way inclined. How would you react? Could you date her? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:974903868] in Could you ... [t:80511642]...</cite> <quote> Could you date her? Yes Hit and quit No Vote View Results Could you date her? - Results (36 votes) Yes 55.56% (20 votes) 20 Hit and quit 11.11% (4 votes) 4 No 33.33% (12 votes) 12 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80511642', message: '0', key: 'd4dd8328' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } You're at this girl's home. You seem to be getting on well and it's going great, she's very pretty. Suddenly you need to piss and you ask her where the toilet is. She says it's the door on the left. You get your left and her left mixed up and end up opening the door on the right. Inside is the biggest spider you have ever seen in your life, looking like it just walked out of a fantasy WRPG. The room is full of webs and clearly has been her domain for some time. It scuttles around in reaction to you opening the door and stares at you inquisitively. https://i.imgur.com/jd1uB3w.png "Oh I see you've met Webster, isn't she great?" the girl says. She's clearly very comfortable with it. Inverse to male if that way inclined. How would you react? Could you date her? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GuerrillaSoldier 07/17/23 8:28:51 PM #2:	as long as i don't ever have to look at it and it's friendly, sure why not --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! <cite>GuerrillaSoldier posted [p:974903893] in Could you ... [t:80511642]...</cite> <quote>as long as i don't ever have to look at it and it's friendly, sure why not</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
misterbum 07/17/23 8:29:01 PM #3:	Whats the downside? --- http://imgur.com/a/WqlxL <cite>misterbum posted [p:974903898] in Could you ... [t:80511642]...</cite> <quote>Whats the downside?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 07/17/23 8:42:32 PM #4:	this topic toys with my emotions too much. She is too perfect and I am too paranoid. --- Always check timestamps. <cite>Machete posted [p:974904147] in Could you ... [t:80511642]...</cite> <quote>this topic toys with my emotions too much. She is too perfect and I am too paranoid.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxoto 07/17/23 8:45:18 PM #5:	no, I feel like my body wouldn't be able to stop trembling. --- Don't you agree, Zach? https://streamable.com/bmh5oq <cite>boxoto posted [p:974904204] in Could you ... [t:80511642]...</cite> <quote>no, I feel like my body wouldn't be able to stop trembling. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/18/23 5:13:36 AM #6:	boxoto posted... no, I feel like my body wouldn't be able to stop trembling. Palms are sweaty, knees weak --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:974910308] in Could you ... [t:80511642]...</cite> <quote>boxoto posted... </cite><quote>no, I feel like my body wouldn't be able to stop trembling.</quote>Palms are sweaty, knees weak</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CassandraCroft 07/18/23 5:26:29 AM #7:	You mean like one of these?: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/5/5/AAfUmvAAEThr.jpg Thats the Goliath Bird Eater Spider the biggest Spider by mass. Sure why no as that is a pretty nice Spider. --- All your base are belong to us. Been gaming since 1979. Xbox Live Account Sophitia99 <cite>CassandraCroft posted [p:974910398] in Could you ... [t:80511642]...</cite> <quote>You mean like one of these?:https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/5/5/AAfUmvAAEThr.jpg Thats the Goliath Bird Eater Spider the biggest Spider by mass.Sure why no as that is a pretty nice Spider.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Karovorak 07/18/23 5:27:48 AM #8:	Okay, we know now why she is single. misterbum posted... Whats the downside? The fear of ending up as spiderfood. <cite>Karovorak posted [p:974910411] in Could you ... [t:80511642]...</cite> <quote>Okay, we know now why she is single.misterbum posted... </cite><quote>Whats the downside?</quote>The fear of ending up as spiderfood. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vampire_Chicken 07/18/23 5:34:45 AM #9:	Oh God, is she going to expect me to take it for walks? --- All the good usernames were already taken. <cite>Vampire_Chicken posted [p:974910453] in Could you ... [t:80511642]...</cite> <quote>Oh God, is she going to expect me to take it for walks?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/18/23 5:37:06 AM #10:	CassandraCroft posted... Thats the Goliath Bird Eater Spider the biggest Spider AWCKTUALLY The- by mass. Damn it --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:974910474] in Could you ... [t:80511642]...</cite> <quote>CassandraCroft posted... </cite><quote>Thats the Goliath Bird Eater Spider the biggest Spider </quote>AWCKTUALLY The-<quote>by mass.</quote>Damn it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordMarshal 07/18/23 5:39:20 AM #11:	I have nothing to prove. If i saw a spider thats giant like well beyond anything possible: id shit myself, scream and run away. --- There can be only one. <cite>LordMarshal posted [p:974910490] in Could you ... [t:80511642]...</cite> <quote>I have nothing to prove. If i saw a spider thats giant like well beyond anything possible: id shit myself, scream and run away.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thermador446 07/18/23 5:59:38 AM #12:	LordMarshal posted... I have nothing to prove. If i saw a spider thats giant like well beyond anything possible: id shit myself, scream and run away. I was watching a youtube about Congo cryptids. old Stories have been reported of giant spiders with a 4ft legspan that eat humans. But experts say that a spider that large couldn't exist due to their anatomy of distributing oxygen to the legs. --- "While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch <cite>Thermador446 posted [p:974910614] in Could you ... [t:80511642]...</cite> <quote>LordMarshal posted... </cite><quote>I have nothing to prove. If i saw a spider thats giant like well beyond anything possible: id shit myself, scream and run away.</quote>I was watching a youtube about Congo cryptids.old Stories have been reported of giant spiders with a 4ft legspan that eat humans.But experts say that a spider that large couldn't exist due to their anatomy of distributing oxygen to the legs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vampire_Chicken 07/18/23 6:16:08 AM #13:	Thermador446 posted... But experts say that a spider that large couldn't exist due to their anatomy of distributing oxygen to the legs. I'm going to use that as my reason for not being taller. --- All the good usernames were already taken. <cite>Vampire_Chicken posted [p:974910729] in Could you ... [t:80511642]...</cite> <quote>Thermador446 posted... </cite><quote>But experts say that a spider that large couldn't exist due to their anatomy of distributing oxygen to the legs.</quote>I'm going to use that as my reason for not being taller.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 07/18/23 6:43:14 AM #14:	Watched Farming Life in Another World last week. If this were a giant yet relatively normal spider, it'd be a "Fuck no!", but the fantastical part puts it between "tolerable" and "win". https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/6/AAPDLMAAEqyc.jpg --- https://i.imgur.com/PpxZDof.png \| https://i.imgur.com/xMGLcGE.png https://i.imgur.com/nsBw6Sy.png \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:974910924] in Could you ... [t:80511642]...</cite> <quote>Watched Farming Life in Another World last week. If this were a giant yet relatively normal spider, it'd be a "Fuck no!", but the fantastical part puts it between "tolerable" and "win". https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/6/AAPDLMAAEqyc.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/18/23 7:37:02 AM #15:	Thermador446 posted... But experts say that a spider that large couldn't exist due to their anatomy of distributing oxygen to the legs. Yet here we are! --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:974911389] in Could you ... [t:80511642]...</cite> <quote>Thermador446 posted... </cite><quote>But experts say that a spider that large couldn't exist due to their anatomy of distributing oxygen to the legs.</quote>Yet here we are!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fluttershy 07/18/23 7:39:54 AM #16:	remember krull --- https://imgur.com/a7zbPmp.gif <cite>Fluttershy posted [p:974911409] in Could you ... [t:80511642]...</cite> <quote>remember krull</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxoto 07/18/23 8:00:52 AM #17:	UnfairRepresent posted... Palms are sweaty, knees weak since I was initially looking for the bathroom, I'd also have stained pants --- Don't you agree, Zach? https://streamable.com/bmh5oq <cite>boxoto posted [p:974911621] in Could you ... [t:80511642]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>Palms are sweaty, knees weak</quote>since I was initially looking for the bathroom, I'd also have stained pants</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mussurana 07/18/23 1:14:49 PM #18:	Vampire_Chicken posted... I'm going to use that as my reason for not being taller. Sure, but you get away with it due to having lungs. --- System error, signature not found. <cite>Mussurana posted [p:974916581] in Could you ... [t:80511642]...</cite> <quote>Vampire_Chicken posted... </cite><quote>I'm going to use that as my reason for not being taller.</quote>Sure, but you get away with it due to having lungs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ANort175 07/18/23 1:59:58 PM #19:	I feel like the title and poll are asking two different questions. --- Are we the baddies? <cite>ANort175 posted [p:974917502] in Could you ... [t:80511642]...</cite> <quote>I feel like the title and poll are asking two different questions.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 07/18/23 2:04:50 PM #20:	My arachnophobia says "Nope, nope nope." I leave and never look back --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:974917610] in Could you ... [t:80511642]...</cite> <quote>My arachnophobia says "Nope, nope nope."I leave and never look back</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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